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Platinum Level
The random number generator in online poker is not random. It's my opinion. The most honest poker is if you get together offline with friends at home and play like this
Are you seriously this dense? I don't even have to spend the time posting anything. I tried to bluff a player off of the top pair by representing a ten. It didn't work.Why don't you post that hand up in Tournament Hand Analysis? (or maybe the 'Rigged' thread?)
Would love to hear the thought process for each street.
I'm waiting...
I really don't think it is worth the time learning about that. He posts a picture of an AI generated female version of Phil Ivey as his profile pic , but really he looks more like this guy in real life.I would love to know where the two of you began lol. Though just from the breadcrumbs and what not over a good few weeks they semi make sense now lol.... Poker Orifice is on your ends hard @puzzlefish, what the hell you do to stir such an agro hive of bees lol. From where I’m standing it’s poor attempts at victimising you.
The resemblance is uncanny.Actually, this is me. Do you want to come and play for some of it?
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Didn't think you would.The resemblance is uncanny.
So now after being a complete ass, you want to challenge me to play heads up? Not worth my time.Do you want to come and play for some of it?
So now after being a complete ass, you want to challenge me to play heads up? Not worth my time.
You need to find yourself a better hobby than trying to square off with microstakes players from an online poker forum. I really have no time for you and it would accomplish absolutely nothing playing against you.Is that a NO then?
This is pretty much in line with what I expected from you. Diminish the fact that you are a losing player but it doesn't stop you from taking jabs and telling people to learn how to play poker. There is a saying - before pointing out the speck in someone else's eye, remove the log that is in yours.If you were wanting to put that up there, at least make it accurate.
Obviously I don't play many MTT's on Stars. Have also taken shots at the Sunday Million maybe a half dozen times, with zero cashes.
Your search (using the same site) seems to be missing a few games.
My ROI on there is actually - 0.5% (1/2 percent). And it shows I'm -$40 (and doesn't include private games which is pretty much all I played up until 2013)
But once again. Good try. Keep working on it.
Puzzly.. if you were to put in 10% of the time you've spent on 'figuring out the puzzle', on to learning the game of poker, you might not even think its rigged anymore.
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Can't see the forest for the trees can ya there Puzzler. Hmm.. how puzzling.taking jabs and telling people to learn how to play poker.
Yeah so I don't get you then. Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you. They just can't cope with running so bad, but you can? And so your approach is to mock them?Can't see the forest for the trees can ya there Puzzler. Hmm.. how puzzling.
ONLY... ONLY do I do it towards the RIGTARDS and all of their RIGTARD posts. It's become an epidemic unfortunately.
Actually I'm positive they don't.Yeah so I don't get you then. Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you. They just can't cope with running so bad, but you can? And so your approach is to mock them?
This is all she does, only trolls. Not someone to be taken seriously.Yeah so I don't get you then. Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you. They just can't cope with running so bad, but you can? And so your approach is to mock them?
Many of the "rigtards" you mock play as well or better poker than you.
I'm not so sure. Maybe you should challenge them to some heads up games.Actually I'm positive they don't.
NoobAdrian... ADRIANNNN.... I been scammed by Pokerstars! They're all scammers!