kleitches
Visionary
Silver Level
Also, it actually helps to stay behind for a little bit in the first couple of laps. Keep with everyone, but juuust hang back.
Get a red shell at the last lap.
Make everyone else go step on ants.
Win win win
I thought about this, because it really is the best strategy. Mario Kart is designed to keep everyone with an equal chance of catching up, so if one guy is dominating the rest of the racers, he's going to get punished for being fast. It doesn't matter if you're a good driver because the items in the game prevent you from exploiting that edge. I'm sure people could compare/contrast this to the government.
Anyway, I just run bad because I can't get any awsum items when I'm behind, so I just end up with shitty shells that don't do any good at the last minute.