****July Poker Chat Thread****

[Deco]

That cat is likely so big as it's ginger.
The gings are always big.

Cats are far superior to dogs.
Dogs are like servants. Cats are like equals.

 

[PattyR]

That cat is likely so big as it's ginger.
The gings are always big.

Cats are far superior to dogs.
Dogs are like servants. Cats are like equals.

whatttttt?????

i prefer dogs to cats....although i dont mind cats

 

[pantin007]

lol at saying cats are like equals

 

[Infamous1020]

I JUST HAD THE SICKEST HU SESSION EVER. GRAPH TO FOLLOW

 

[Stu_Ungar]

I JUST HAD THE SICKEST HU SESSION EVER. GRAPH TO FOLLOW

Me 2!!

Went down 6 buyins.

Made 2 back.

OK one was bad play on my part, 2 were AA and KK getting sucked out on and the rest were just hands that went really badly.

Every time I got a decent hand, no action... honestly I have had AA/KK/AK more times today than I can ever remember but virtually every time I just picked up the blinds.

 

[jdeliverer]

good or bad session?

sounds like good.

 

[pantin007]

over under on 5K?

 

[PattyR]

sounds like good.

yea more than likely if he wants to show a graph than its good i guess

 

[Infamous1020]

lol no it was at 50nl hu but still sick

 

[switch0723]

all people who know spamxxxzor on 2p2, isn't the right move for enty to do, drive to her house which is close coz belgium is small, and sex her coz she is 18 so same age as him and hawt as hawt hawtness

 

[eNTy]

all people who know spamxxxzor on 2p2, isn't the right move for enty to do, drive to her house which is close coz belgium is small, and sex her coz she is 18 so same age as him and hawt as hawt hawtness

omw

more pictures of male fat cat cus u all be hating on fat cat > : (

 

[pantin007]

getting coolered on the first hand of a hu tourny is actually not all that bad

 

[pantin007]

all people who know spamxxxzor on 2p2, isn't the right move for enty to do, drive to her house which is close coz belgium is small, and sex her coz she is 18 so same age as him and hawt as hawt hawtness

he should obv

ps, thats a very fat cat

 

[Infamous1020]

also if u guys are interested im currently playing 250bb's deep. names lol_afrika on ftp

 

[Infamous1020]

ok top set just lost to str8 lol

 

[Infamous1020]

full tilt poker Game #13354446290: Table Flew (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:11:26 ET - 2009/07/12
Seat 1: lol_afrika ($136.30)
Seat 2: RAS_1977 ($149.15)
lol_afrika posts the small blind of $0.25
RAS_1977 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lol_afrika [Tc Ts]
lol_afrika raises to $1.50
RAS_1977 calls $1
*** FLOP *** [8h 6c Td]
RAS_1977 checks
lol_afrika bets $1.50
RAS_1977 calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [8h 6c Td] [Qh]
RAS_1977 checks
lol_afrika bets $4
RAS_1977 raises to $20
lol_afrika has 15 seconds left to act
lol_afrika raises to $66
RAS_1977 raises to $146.15, and is all in
lol_afrika calls $67.30, and is all in
RAS_1977 shows [9h 7c]
lol_afrika shows [Tc Ts]
Uncalled bet of $12.85 returned to RAS_1977
*** RIVER *** [8h 6c Td Qh] [5d]
RAS_1977 shows a straight, Ten high
lol_afrika shows three of a kind, Tens
RAS_1977 wins the pot ($272.10) with a straight, Ten high
lol_afrika adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $272.60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8h 6c Td Qh 5d]
Seat 1: lol_afrika (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: RAS_1977 (big blind) showed [9h 7c] and won ($272.10) with a straight, Ten high

 

[Stu_Ungar]

Full Tilt Poker Game #13354446290: Table Flew (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:11:26 ET - 2009/07/12
Seat 1: lol_afrika ($136.30)
Seat 2: RAS_1977 ($149.15)
lol_afrika posts the small blind of $0.25
RAS_1977 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lol_afrika [Tc Ts]
lol_afrika raises to $1.50
RAS_1977 calls $1
*** FLOP *** [8h 6c Td]
RAS_1977 checks
lol_afrika bets $1.50
RAS_1977 calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [8h 6c Td] Q♥
RAS_1977 checks
lol_afrika bets $4
RAS_1977 raises to $20
lol_afrika has 15 seconds left to act
lol_afrika raises to $66
RAS_1977 raises to $146.15, and is all in
lol_afrika calls $67.30, and is all in
RAS_1977 shows [9h 7c]
lol_afrika shows [Tc Ts]
Uncalled bet of $12.85 returned to RAS_1977
*** RIVER *** [8h 6c Td Qh] 5♦
RAS_1977 shows a straight, Ten high
lol_afrika shows three of a kind, Tens
RAS_1977 wins the pot ($272.10) with a straight, Ten high
lol_afrika adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $272.60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8h 6c Td Qh 5d]
Seat 1: lol_afrika (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: RAS_1977 (big blind) showed [9h 7c] and won ($272.10) with a straight, Ten high

I'm sorry m8, couldn't help but LOL when I read that.

I guess it was one of those Oh FFS moments for you.... I was just imaging my initial choice of words to that

 

[Monoxide]

why the smallish flop bet? 2.50-3 no good?

doesnt really matter tho, its such a cooler lol poker lol coolers

 

[Lemlywinks]

monoxide wins thread for the most badass cat ever

 

[PattyR]

dam dude i'm watching and saw you lose with 67 to A7 on a x77 board....just nasty man

 

[Lemlywinks]

Oh and Patty, your avatar just reminded me

... AI in Memphis one time! one freaking time!

 

[PattyR]

Oh and Patty, your avatar just reminded me

... AI in Memphis one time! one freaking time!

Please call me Brian lol. long story.

anyways lol i agree with the AI in Memphis....anywhere really. always been my favorite player, always will be.

past 3 years ive had a new favorite team to cheer for ( i follow him wherever he goes i.e....philly, denver, and detroit.)

memphis would be a great fit for his playing style

 

[vanquish]

i was wondering why "patty" had an allen iverson avatar

 

[pantin007]

wait patty is a man

ive been lied to

 

[PattyR]

wait patty is a man

ive been lied to

^ ROFLMAO

dude we totally went over this in like 5 other threads

guess you missed the memo :deal:

anyways....SURPRISE