****July Poker Chat Thread****

[Monoxide]

The ****.


So I go to rama to try and not lose because I run like shit. Big waiting list as its saturday, I put $10 in a slot machine because its fun and slots go wooooooo and most of the time you lose.

Well I hit the 2nd biggest progressive for $590 after like 3 spins at $1 each. At first I was like YEAH! But then I went to play poker.

Action doesnt matter but it all got shipped on the turn, I had JJ for a set of J's they had the nut flush draw, they hit obv because calling my remaining $225 with a flush draw will always succeed against me, money gone. Profit for day is $80 (tipped $10 for JP win)

****ing sick I love life. Instead of $1080 I get $80, what the ****.

 

[eNTy]

[x] i missed sick value

BTN: $47.95 (95.9 bb)
Hero (BB): $88.60 (177.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 4:club: 6:diamond:
BTN calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1) 8:club: 7:heart: T:spade: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($1) 4:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($1) 6:heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN raises to $7, Hero calls $3.50

Results: $15 pot ($0.50 rake)
BTN showed K:club: K:diamond: (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$7.50 net)
Hero showed 4:club: 6:diamond: (two pairs, Sixes and Fours) and won $14.50 ($7 net)

 

[Munchrs]

right now im dominating FTP Matrix SNGs!

 

[eNTy]

i just want the forum to know SeanyJ is not very bright.

 

[SeanyJ]

i just want the forum to know SeanyJ is not very bright.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

It could happen to anybody.

 

[eNTy]

nah
real men get scammed for an ipod yo

tell the story then

 

[SeanyJ]

SIgh, I forgot how to play poker. I shouldn't have bragged about getting to $5000 because now I only have $4000.

 

[eNTy]

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Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
BB: $87.55 (175.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 6:spade: 8:spade:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3) 8:club: A:diamond: 6:club: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

Turn: ($9) 8:diamond: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $17, Hero calls $11

River: ($43) 6:diamond: (2 players)
BB bets $66.05 and is all-in, Hero calls $28.50 and is all-in

Results: $100 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed J:spade: 8:heart: (a full house, Eights full of Sixes) and won $49.75 (-$0.25 net)
Hero showed 6:spade: 8:spade: (a full house, Eights full of Sixes) and won $49.75 (-$0.25 net)

 

[vanquish]

take one hand and CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

 

[eNTy]

it made me very sad

 

[Jillychemung]

5th straight session at my local poker room where I leave a decent if not big winner, playing $1/$2, I'm up $1400 over these sessions. Cracked AA twice tonight both times for stacks AFTER I flop the nuts. Course it helps when preflop the pot is never less than $40.

 

[Emperor IX]

FU TT!! YOU ARE THE WORST HAND IN POKER

poker stars, $2.20 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: 1,990 (10 bb)
CO: 3,375 (16.9 bb)
BTN: 3,678 (18.4 bb)
SB: 2,992 (15 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,928 (14.6 bb)
UTG: 5,385 (26.9 bb)
UTG+1: 4,375 (21.9 bb)
MP1: 3,540 (17.7 bb)
MP2: 4,211 (21.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with T

T

3 folds, MP2 raises to 555, 4 folds, Hero raises to 2,928 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,373

Flop: (5,956) 3

2

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,956) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,956) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 5,956 pot
Hero showed T

T

(a flush, Ten high) and won 2,978 (50 net)
MP2 showed J

J

(a flush, Ten high) and won 2,978 (50 net)

 

[SeanyJ]

LOLOLOLOL

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $113.50 (113.5 bb)
BB: $100.85 (100.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K:club: Q:heart:
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $7, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($14) K:spade: K:diamond: A:spade: (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $9

Turn: ($38) A:heart: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($38) A:club: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB folds

Results: $38 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero mucked K:club: Q:heart: (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and won $37.50 ($18.50 net)

Villain: i have kq. what a joke
Villain: have you drawing to 2 outs
Villain: and u hit both

 

[eNTy]

omg that shit was the funniest hand i ever saw ever on TV


i think

 

[vanquish]

LOLOLOLOL

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $113.50 (113.5 bb)
BB: $100.85 (100.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K♣ Q♥
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $7, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($14) K♠ K♦ A♠ (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $9

Turn: ($38) A♥ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($38) A♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB folds

Results: $38 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero mucked K♣ Q♥ (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and won $37.50 ($18.50 net)

Villain: i have kq. what a joke
Villain: have you drawing to 2 outs
Villain: and u hit both

u hit both the turn A and the river A obv!

 

[Munchrs]

LOLOLOLOL

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $113.50 (113.5 bb)
BB: $100.85 (100.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K<font color='black'>♣</font> Q<font color='red'>♥</font>
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $7, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($14) K<font color='black'>♠</font> K<font color='red'>♦</font> A<font color='black'>♠</font> (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $9

Turn: ($38) A<font color='red'>♥</font> (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($38) A<font color='black'>♣</font> (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB folds

Results: $38 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero mucked K<font color='black'>♣</font> Q<font color='red'>♥</font> (a full house, Aces full of Kings) and won $37.50 ($18.50 net)

Villain: i have kq. what a joke
Villain: have you drawing to 2 outs
Villain: and u hit both

Try and play against this guy more often, he though you needed to hit 2 aces to beat 3 kings....

 

[Monoxide]

hi firnends it is a good day today becausi it is a great day for being aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Monoxide]

omg gGGGGG

gg~!
GG!!

GG
!!

GGG


GGS

how is life so awesome

ufc was good i drunik many beers and watch ppl get powrrawwweddd by fists

 

[vanquish]

omg gGGGGG

gg~!
GG!!

GG
!!

GGG


GGS

how is life so awesome

ufc was good i drunik many beers and watch ppl get powrrawwweddd by fists

haha i bet ur like the #1 person i'd be best fit to get drunk with out of all of CC


(except for Nick)

:smile:

 

[kleitches]

Try and play against this guy more often, he though you needed to hit 2 aces to beat 3 kings....

I don't think the guy thought he needed to hit runner runner A's to win, he was just saying that rather than getting one ace, he got the last two in the deck! Still funny though

 

[Emperor IX]

Flippaments. Bourne liked to limp fold, and the other guy sucks.

Still not the greatest shove. But by far a more terrible call.

pokerstars Game #30365211767: Tournament #176962861, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/07/12 2:43:30 ET
Table '176962861 383' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: apaulogon (28698 in chips)
Seat 2: pollito1217 (16194 in chips)
Seat 3: WorldzMine (60513 in chips)
Seat 4: bourne62 (87274 in chips)
Seat 5: Shango (82807 in chips)
Seat 6: Emperor XIX (20327 in chips)
Seat 7: HouRaw777 (8398 in chips)
Seat 8: Light Mike (30890 in chips)
Seat 9: ecnivince (22593 in chips)
apaulogon: posts the ante 150
pollito1217: posts the ante 150
WorldzMine: posts the ante 150
bourne62: posts the ante 150
Shango: posts the ante 150
Emperor XIX: posts the ante 150
HouRaw777: posts the ante 150
Light Mike: posts the ante 150
ecnivince: posts the ante 150
HouRaw777: posts small blind 800
Light Mike: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Emperor XIX [Ks Tc]
ecnivince: calls 1600
apaulogon: folds
pollito1217: folds
WorldzMine: folds
bourne62: calls 1600
Shango: folds
Emperor XIX: raises 18577 to 20177 and is all-in
HouRaw777: folds
Light Mike: folds
ecnivince: calls 18577
bourne62: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2d Kd]
*** TURN *** [Qc 2d Kd] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2d Kd 9h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ecnivince: shows [4c 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
Emperor XIX: shows [Ks Tc] (a pair of Kings)
ecnivince collected 45704 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 45704 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 2d Kd 9h 4d]
Seat 1: apaulogon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pollito1217 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WorldzMine folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bourne62 folded before Flop
Seat 5: Shango folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Emperor XIX (button) showed [Ks Tc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: HouRaw777 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Light Mike (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ecnivince showed [4c 4s] and won (45704) with three of a kind, Fours

 

[Infamous1020]

You mean like flatting flop 3-bets with bottom pair and a backdoor flush draw?

edit: and an over

lolol

 

[orangepeeleo]

Yey, managed to make back this morning like half of what i lost last night whilst drunk, a -1bi drunken spree hurts a little less lol

 

[pantin007]

thats a really bad shove emp

 

[slycbnew]

Really didn't think I'd get paid off on this hand...

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $159 (159 bb)
SB: $20 (20 bb)
BB: $183.15 (183.2 bb)
Hero (UTG): $100 (100 bb)
MP: $74.25 (74.3 bb)
CO: $105.50 (105.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with Tc Td
Hero raises to $3.50, 2 folds, BTN raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($13.50) Ts 9c 2s (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($13.50) Th (2 players)
Hero bets $9, BTN calls $9

River: ($31.50) 8c (2 players)
Hero bets $85 and is all-in, BTN calls $85

Results: $201.50 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Tc Td (four of a kind, Tens) and won $198.50 ($98.50 net)
BTN mucked 9s 9h (a full house, Nines full of Tens) and lost (-$100 net)