****July Poker Chat Thread****

[slycbnew]

Curiosity - do all regs at 100NL 6max call a pf raise in position, and 2 streets of 2/3 psb, with nothing but a flush draw? Or am I just getting lucky/unlucky in the villains I'm playing?

 

[switch0723]

fold on the flush hitting river imo

 

[orangepeeleo]

i'm drunk and just entered the stars freeroll sattelite to a freeroll, saturday afternoon drinkng rocks i really hope i do well, and does no-one else think the amazing 200nl player on 2p2 really cant adjust to 10nl??

 

[orangepeeleo]

at the min it says top 150 players all get a seat in the like billion pound freeroll for uk players, theres only 350 registered just now so i think i have a chance, even if i've been drinking for the last 7 hours lol, amazingly my typing is quite good, 150 wpm with no errors must translate to 30wpm with no errors whilst drunk lol

 

[orangepeeleo]

the freeroll has started, let the drunk freeroll satellite begin, wish me luck bitches!!!!

 

[Lemlywinks]

gl peelie

 

[kleitches]

at the min it says top 150 players all get a seat in the like billion pound freeroll for uk players, theres only 350 registered just now so i think i have a chance, even if i've been drinking for the last 7 hours lol, amazingly my typing is quite good, 150 wpm with no errors must translate to 30wpm with no errors whilst drunk lol

150 wpm??? Lies!

 

[orangepeeleo]

serious bud, royal signals, minimum wpm is like 120, or was when i joined, i think its cuz i play guitar as well, very dexterous fingers lol if dexterous is even a word!! currently 77/248 with 150 going through, fast blinds though lol

 

[orangepeeleo]

100/187 i'm so qualifying here and i only won 1 hand lol

 

[pantin007]

so fun when ur opponents hit 1 outers, 2 outers and 4 outers against you on a regular basis in a session

 

[orangepeeleo]

i dont believe it, 167 players left, i get KJ in the CO, raise to steal the blinds and antes, flop comes down J92r, checked round to me, i push to grab the 1k+ pot and sit out, guy calls with AJ lol, i'm out with 17 players left til the seat in the final, gutted

 

[slycbnew]

fold on the flush hitting river imo

Yeah, just bitching, I'm bad at folding sets.

 

[Falian]

Just cashed in a 3,000 man $2 NHLE. Chopped 3-ways at the final table, got $670, wushupppp.

 

[eNTy]

nice score

 

[jdeliverer]

BAHAHAHA

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed)

UTG ($0.69)
UTG+1 ($10.49)
MP1 ($0.68)
MP2 ($1.56)
CO ($0.40)
Button ($3)
Hero (SB) ($1.98)
BB ($0.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with [Kd], [Qh]
6 folds, Hero bets $0.06, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.12) [3h], [8d], [9d] (2 players)
Hero bets $0.08, BB calls $0.08

Turn: ($0.28) [3s] (2 players)
Hero bets $0.15, BB calls $0.15

River: ($0.58) [5s] (2 players)
Hero bets $0.35, BB calls $0.35

Total pot: $1.28 | Rake: $0.08

Results:
Hero had [Kd], [Qh] (one pair, threes).
BB had [4h], [Kh] (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero won $1.20

 

[eNTy]

fking karma :<


BlasiTheOne: of course....
BlasiTheOne: funny
Entiteit: dont play like a passive pussy if you want value
BlasiTheOne: 4 outs....
Entiteit: ur not gonna get money if u never bet lol

BTN: $46.85 (93.7 bb)
Hero (BB): $80.40 (160.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with T:club: T:spade:
BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, BTN calls $3.50

Flop: ($10) T:diamond: 4:heart: 3:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $6.50, Hero raises to $18, BTN raises to $41.85 and is all-in, Hero calls $23.85, Hero says: 'ez game'

Turn: ($93.70) Q:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($93.70) 2:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $93.70 pot ($0.50 rake)
BTN showed A:diamond: T:heart: (a flush, Ace high) and won $93.20 ($46.35 net)
Hero showed T:club: T:spade: (three of a kind, Tens) and lost (-$46.85 net)


dont tempt the poker gods ! cus 95% ahead is like not being ahead at all

 

[switch0723]

try to be less of a douche at the table, won't get shat on by karmavans then

 

[eNTy]

but i hate minbetting passive donks
and hu is like a license to be a douche yo

 

[orangepeeleo]

omg dont play when drunk, thought i'd have a little giggle with the stars uk freeroll, went out of that and subsequently dropped 2bi's at 5nl !!!! grrrr im such a douche

 

[zachvac]

Entiteit: dont play like a passive pussy if you want value

You mean like flatting flop 3-bets with bottom pair and a backdoor flush draw?

edit: and an over

 

[Deco]

How to get stacked.

A: Find 50+Vpip Players and sit down with them
B: 3bet strong hands against them
C: Hit top pair or have an overpair
D: Get Min-Check Raised once half your stacks in
E: Lose Stack
F: Cry
G: Tell yourself it won't happen often
H: Rince and Repeat

Z: Moan about how shit your running on poker forum




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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $81.80 (163.6 bb)
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $50.50 (101 bb)
Hero (BTN): $85.25 (170.5 bb)
SB: $126.35 (252.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J:diamond: J:spade:
MP folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, SB folds, BB calls $5.50, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($18.25) 4:spade: T:diamond: 4:heart: (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $11.50, BB calls $11.50, CO folds

Turn: ($41.25) 8:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $24, BB raises to $43.50, Hero raises to $63, BB raises to $64.30 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.30

River: ($169.85) 6:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $169.85 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 8:diamond: 8:club: (a full house, Eights full of Fours) and won $166.85 ($85.05 net)
Hero showed J:diamond: J:spade: (two pairs, Jacks and Fours) and lost (-$81.80 net)



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HAND #2
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $66.35 (132.7 bb)
SB: $193.10 (386.2 bb)
BB: $74.25 (148.5 bb)
UTG: $110.15 (220.3 bb)
MP: $117.90 (235.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $51.05 (102.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with K:diamond: Q:diamond:
UTG folds, MP raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, 3 folds, MP calls $4

Flop: ($11.75) 5:diamond: T:spade: T:diamond: (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $7, MP raises to $14, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($39.75) Q:club: (2 players)
MP bets $39.75, Hero calls $31.55 and is all-in

River: ($102.85) 8:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $102.85 pot ($3 rake)
MP showed T:club: 9:heart: (three of a kind, Tens) and won $99.85 ($48.80 net)
Hero showed K:diamond: Q:diamond: (two pairs, Queens and Tens) and lost (-$51.05 net)



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HAND #3
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $52.60 (105.2 bb)
SB: $149.05 (298.1 bb)
BB: $72.75 (145.5 bb)
MP: $109.90 (219.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q:heart: Q:diamond:
MP raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.25, 3 folds, MP calls $3.75

Flop: ($11.25) J:club: T:spade: 8:heart: (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $7, MP raises to $14, Hero raises to $44.75 and is all-in, MP calls $30.75

Turn: ($100.75) 5:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($100.75) 7:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $100.75 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Q:heart: Q:diamond: (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$50 net)
MP showed 7:spade: 9:club: (a straight, Seven to Jack) and won $97.75 ($47.75 net)

 

[eNTy]

You mean like flatting flop 3-bets with bottom pair and a backdoor flush draw?

edit: and an over

nah he actually played that hand completely different to the rest of the match
which is why i was about to stack him

 

[Suited Frenzy]

2 outers in your favor are :top:

Full Tilt, 15/30 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: 1,335 (44.5 bb)
BTN: 3,375 (112.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,440 (48 bb)
BB: 1,500 (50 bb)
MP1: 1,500 (50 bb)
MP2: 1,350 (45 bb)
MP3: 1,500 (50 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 7

7

2 folds, MP3 calls 30, CO folds, BTN raises to 150, Hero calls 135, 2 folds

Flop: (360) 3

7

K

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 360, Hero calls 360

Turn: (1,080) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,080, Hero calls 930 and is all-in

River: (2,940) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 2,940 pot
BTN showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Fives) and lost (-1,440 net)
Hero showed 7

7

(a full house, Sevens full of Fives) and won 2,940 (1,500 net)

 

[Jagsti]

On course for smashing -40 buy ins in EV over the last 3 months. FML!

 

[eNTy]

poker is fun