****July Poker Chat Thread****

[c9h13no3]

Absolute Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players -

Hero (BB): $328.30
BTN/SB: $79.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A♦ J♠
BTN/SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, BTN/SB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) K♦ 6♠ T♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, BTN/SB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.00) K♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $5.75, BTN/SB calls $5.75

River: ($19.50) 9♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $15.50, Hero calls $15.50

Final Pot: $50.50
Hero shows A♦ J♠ (One pair, kings)
BTN/SB shows 5♦ J♦ (One pair, kings)
Hero wins $50.00
(Rake: $0.50)

 

[eNTy]

nice
why didnt u make it $2.50 pre ?
i almost always do if they limp a lot and especially with a hand like that

nothing like getting trash talked in chat by a fish and his 2 buddies in spec when he got lucky twice and then owning him and them just all leaving in silence
oh and actually being able to issue a hu challenge to their spec friends which they of course didnt come through on.

 

[switch0723]

sick since all straight draws beat you so you only beat flush

 

[pantin007]

nice
why didnt u make it $2.50 pre ?
i almost always do if they limp a lot and especially with a hand like that

nothing like getting trash talked in chat by a fish and his 2 buddies in spec when he got lucky twice and then owning him and them just all leaving in silence
oh and actually being able to issue a hu challenge to their spec friends which they of course didnt come through on.

yeah i think its fairly standard to raise a sb limp up 4 to 5bb

 

[jdeliverer]

sick since all straight draws beat you so you only beat flush

If villain limps JQ that is.

 

[vanquish]

i like to mix it up between making it 3-4BB + 1 for every limper and just making it 3-4 BB despite any limpers. if i'm OTB i'll veer towards making it less with a hand that plays okay multiway, because i want those scrubs to call with A3 and not fold

 

[blankoblanco]

sick since all straight draws beat you so you only beat flush

yeah but a 9 doesnt bet that on river, doubt AQ ever plays preflop that way (and if they did they might check river w/ SD value), QJ likely would not limp PF either

 

[jdeliverer]

i like to mix it up between making it 3-4BB + 1 for every limper and just making it 3-4 BB despite any limpers. if i'm OTB i'll veer towards making it less with a hand that plays okay multiway, because i want those scrubs to call with A3 and not fold

You know this is HU right?

 

[Crummy]

WTF lol what are the chances we are both posting similar stories....

Holy crap.....that is so weird!!! I had never been on CC on my phone before so I thought I'd give it a shot since you can only look at Facebook and play Word Mole so many times!

How do you like your iphone? I'm thinking about getting one once they move to VZW, which my rep tells me should be next year!

i command u to make another xtranormal vid about it monoxide

He is right....your videos crack me up!

 

[vanquish]

You know this is HU right?

my bad

 

[eNTy]

lol 25 hands so far against this super fish and im $160 below all in ev
its kind of funny to see him get there every time the money is in
make that $230 in 37 hands he just hit his str8 with 1 card to come

ok i got all my money back plus his buy in all in 72 hands, that was hella fun
ill just post the ones where he pays me off then to save ur eyes from bleeding

Hero (BB): $72.45 (144.9 bb)
BTN: $146.25 (292.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 6:club: A:diamond:
BTN calls $0.25, Hero checks
Flop: ($1) 3:diamond: Q:diamond: J:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks
Turn: ($1) 8:diamond: (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $145.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $68.95 and is all-in
River: ($144.90) 9:club: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $144.90 pot ($0.50 rake)
BTN showed 2:heart: 7:diamond: (a flush, Queen high) and lost (-$72.45 net)
Hero showed 6:club: A:diamond: (a flush, Ace high) and won $144.40 ($71.95 net)

Hero (BTN): $134.35 (268.7 bb)
BB: $81 (162 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 2:heart: A:heart:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($5) 4:club: 9:heart: Q:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5
Turn: ($15) 5:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero raises to $45, BB calls $30
River: ($105) 7:spade: (2 players)
BB bets $28.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $28.50
Results: $162 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed K:spade: K:diamond: (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$81 net)
Hero showed 2:heart: A:heart: (a flush, Ace high) and won $161.50 ($80.50 net)

ship the +$32 session lol, fu rake

 

[pantin007]

enty, just run better

 

[Infamous1020]

enty just do random spewy stuff=win.

story of my HU career

 

[eNTy]

nah just vtowning him worked fine
he gave me incredible odds on pretty much every hand since he's the master of betting 50c on every street always and paying everything off

it was just funny to see him suckout the first three times
and a shame he didn't rebuy

 

[Emperor IX]

So I decided to try my first ever 6tabling 10nl session today, but seeing as I have a shitty 17" 4:3 pos, I decided to hook it up to my 50" anti-pos for about an hour and a half.

Results= +$19, +1,077 hands, +30fpps, +199 confidence, +23459872435 hardcore image retention on my plasma

Fun facts: crap end of set over set twice. Got almost every pocket pair twice, yet only three AK.

 

[pantin007]

winning 40bb in 120 hands on 1 of the new 7 game table is uber fun

totally unsustainable but the play is rediculously bad there, ppl on average probably only know what they are doing in 3 or 4 of the games which makes for very profitable spots

 

[pantin007]

10 buy ins below ev in 140 hands in omaha is fking nutz

 

[pantin007]

scratch that, 12 in 150 hands

 

[Infamous1020]

scratch that, 12 in 150 hands

still awesome imo

 

[Monoxide]

lol how did 1010 and AK get in there

 

[vanquish]

im soooooooooooooo drunk btu i feel like enty always runks good at HU i wanna tryt it

 

[Emperor IX]

wooo 1k replies.

 

[vanquish]

i wannnnnnnnnnnnna gamvoooooooooool asap im dronk off beer but ive had a lot with my peeps and now i feel ike a straight boss i durnno wat 2 do

 

[SeanyJ]

Woooo -$620 tonight!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[kleitches]

Sick dude, assuming this was at 100nl?