Jurn8
Legend
Silver Level
however they also say "you make your own luck"
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however they also say "you make your own luck"
eNTy
Legend
Silver Level
i had the most ****ed up dream ever
i was on this boat/yacht thing with switch at my side and i walked up to megatron. we were doing a weapons deal, went smoothly
then we played hu poker
first hand he opens, i 3bet Q8s, he insta shoves, i snap and say to switch with a smile, if they shove light, you gotta call light. Megatron shows 58os
board runs down xxx5x, im just stunned, and megatron says sick and then shoots switch in the chest and he falls in the water. i walk up to megatron and ask for the keys for switchs handcuffs and jump in the water after him. dont ask me when they handcuffed switch cus i dont know.
:\ i think 8 hours of hu yesterday has infected my brain
i was on this boat/yacht thing with switch at my side and i walked up to megatron. we were doing a weapons deal, went smoothly
then we played hu poker
first hand he opens, i 3bet Q8s, he insta shoves, i snap and say to switch with a smile, if they shove light, you gotta call light. Megatron shows 58os
board runs down xxx5x, im just stunned, and megatron says sick and then shoots switch in the chest and he falls in the water. i walk up to megatron and ask for the keys for switchs handcuffs and jump in the water after him. dont ask me when they handcuffed switch cus i dont know.
:\ i think 8 hours of hu yesterday has infected my brain
Dorkus Malorkus
HELLO INTERNET
Silver Level
SB play = WTF?!?! :stupid:
I love BB specials. :hahaha: SB
Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (BB): $10 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $1.85 (18.5 bb)
UTG+2: $2 (20 bb)
MP1: $2 (20 bb)
MP2: $12.57 (125.7 bb)
MP3: $13.09 (130.9 bb)
CO: $3.56 (35.6 bb)
BTN: $9.90 (99 bb)
SB: $7.09 (70.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 73
7 folds, SB completes, Hero checks
Flop: ($0.20) 645(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.10, SB calls $0.10
Turn: ($0.40) T(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.20, SB calls $0.20
River: ($0.80) A(2 players)
SB bets $0.35, Hero raises to $1.10, SB calls $0.75
Results: $3 pot ($0.20 rake)
Hero showed 73(a straight, Three to Seven) and won $2.80 ($1.30 net)
SB showed KK(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$1.50 net)
wow, it's not often one sees a hand where someone completely botches every single street, but this is one of them, awesome.
zachvac
Legend
Silver Level
@ BTN's calls. WTF?!?!
If I'm in his spot I may make this call too. What am I repping? Obviously with the overbet usually I have nuts or air. Only thing that got there was 56 for the gutter. All the other draws missed. What he didn't think about is even though KJ is not the nuts there it basically is because he's almost never got better. Sure maybe he decided to check back AK but that's an extremely small part of his range there and I figure a T never folds and apparently neither do any other pairs. So yeah I don't mind the call I was just one level higher than him
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Deco
Legend
Silver Level
Same guy both hands
69/22/65
I hate it when people tap the fishtank, I spent half my time yesterday in the chatbox convincing 69/8 players to stay as the regs were merely bitter that he'd been stacking them over and over and was now 300BB deep with me sitting on my right
Resulted in many a funny conversation through the night though
Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
BB: $23.75 (47.5 bb)
UTG: $58.25 (116.5 bb)
MP: $62.75 (125.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $100.85 (201.7 bb)
BTN: $23.50 (47 bb)
SB: $35.45 (70.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q:heart: 9:spade:
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN folds, SB calls $2.25, BB folds, UTG calls $2
Flop: ($8) 3:club: Q:spade: 5:club: (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8, SB folds
Turn: ($24) 4:diamond: (2 players)
UTG bets $24, Hero raises to $90.35 and is all-in, UTG calls $23.75 and is all-in
River: ($119.50) 3:spade: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $119.50 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Q:heart: 9:spade: (two pairs, Queens and Threes) and won $116.50 ($58.25 net)
UTG showed K:club: 8:club: (a pair of Threes) and lost (-$58.25 net)
Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $58.50 (117 bb)
BTN: $77.70 (155.4 bb)
Hero (SB): $179.10 (358.2 bb)
BB: $92.30 (184.6 bb)
UTG: $29.25 (58.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 7:diamond: 9:diamond:
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, Hero completes, BB checks
Flop: ($1.50) T:club: A:diamond: 5:diamond: (3 players)
Hero bets $1, BB folds, CO calls $1
Turn: ($3.50) 3:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $3.50, Hero raises to $10.50, CO calls $7
River: ($24.50) 7:heart: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $15.50, Hero raises to $167.10 and is all-in, CO calls $31 and is all-in
Results: $117.50 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 7:diamond: 9:diamond: (a flush, Ace high) and won $114.50 ($56 net)
CO mucked and lost (-$58.50 net)
Player 1 says: QT!! WTF
Player 2 says: collusion, report them
Player 1 says: Why dont I get call downs like that
Player 3 says: Fixed Fixed!
Players 1 says: ****** Donk! QT omg!
Deco says: Was a good call, I've been bluffing him all day was a good adjustment
**CO Leaves table**
Player 1 says: Really?
Deco says: Oh lord no!
69/22/65
I hate it when people tap the fishtank, I spent half my time yesterday in the chatbox convincing 69/8 players to stay as the regs were merely bitter that he'd been stacking them over and over and was now 300BB deep with me sitting on my right
Resulted in many a funny conversation through the night though
Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
BB: $23.75 (47.5 bb)
UTG: $58.25 (116.5 bb)
MP: $62.75 (125.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $100.85 (201.7 bb)
BTN: $23.50 (47 bb)
SB: $35.45 (70.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q:heart: 9:spade:
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN folds, SB calls $2.25, BB folds, UTG calls $2
Flop: ($8) 3:club: Q:spade: 5:club: (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8, SB folds
Turn: ($24) 4:diamond: (2 players)
UTG bets $24, Hero raises to $90.35 and is all-in, UTG calls $23.75 and is all-in
River: ($119.50) 3:spade: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $119.50 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Q:heart: 9:spade: (two pairs, Queens and Threes) and won $116.50 ($58.25 net)
UTG showed K:club: 8:club: (a pair of Threes) and lost (-$58.25 net)
Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $58.50 (117 bb)
BTN: $77.70 (155.4 bb)
Hero (SB): $179.10 (358.2 bb)
BB: $92.30 (184.6 bb)
UTG: $29.25 (58.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 7:diamond: 9:diamond:
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, Hero completes, BB checks
Flop: ($1.50) T:club: A:diamond: 5:diamond: (3 players)
Hero bets $1, BB folds, CO calls $1
Turn: ($3.50) 3:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $3.50, Hero raises to $10.50, CO calls $7
River: ($24.50) 7:heart: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $15.50, Hero raises to $167.10 and is all-in, CO calls $31 and is all-in
Results: $117.50 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 7:diamond: 9:diamond: (a flush, Ace high) and won $114.50 ($56 net)
CO mucked and lost (-$58.50 net)
Player 1 says: QT!! WTF
Player 2 says: collusion, report them
Player 1 says: Why dont I get call downs like that
Player 3 says: Fixed Fixed!
Players 1 says: ****** Donk! QT omg!
Deco says: Was a good call, I've been bluffing him all day was a good adjustment
**CO Leaves table**
Player 1 says: Really?
Deco says: Oh lord no!
eNTy
Legend
Silver Level
how you know a fish is gonna go godmode on your ass:
BB: $54.70 (109.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50.95 (101.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q:club: Q:spade:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, BB raises to $15, Hero raises to $50.95 and is all-in, BB calls $35.95
Flop: ($101.90) 7:spade: 7:diamond: K:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($101.90) A:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($101.90) 4:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $101.90 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed Q:club: Q:spade: (two pairs, Queens and Sevens) and lost (-$50.95 net)
BB showed J:club: A:heart: (two pairs, Aces and Sevens) and won $101.40 ($50.45 net)
BB: $54.70 (109.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50.95 (101.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q:club: Q:spade:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, BB raises to $15, Hero raises to $50.95 and is all-in, BB calls $35.95
Flop: ($101.90) 7:spade: 7:diamond: K:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($101.90) A:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($101.90) 4:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $101.90 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed Q:club: Q:spade: (two pairs, Queens and Sevens) and lost (-$50.95 net)
BB showed J:club: A:heart: (two pairs, Aces and Sevens) and won $101.40 ($50.45 net)
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switch0723
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
sigh i run so bad, i couldnt even fist pump the non 5 on the flop
The Shrog
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
Last thing I remember is, "Anyone over 21's gettin locked up tonight!"
Then they asked us if we had fireworks....or were involved in any of the shootings or stabbings...told us to turn the music down and have fun.
Then they asked us if we had fireworks....or were involved in any of the shootings or stabbings...told us to turn the music down and have fun.
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bw07507
Legend
Silver Level
First day playing 200NL FR at Tilt and a 12/10 already gives me 0 respect
Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
UTG: $33.65 (16.8 bb)
MP: $42 (21 bb)
Hero (CO): $200.80 (100.4 bb)
BTN: $203 (101.5 bb)
SB: $273.95 (137 bb)
BB: $40 (20 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with T
9
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, 2 folds
Flop: ($15) T
Q
T
(2 players)
Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10
Turn: ($35) 3
(2 players)
Hero bets $25, BTN calls $25
River: ($85) 4
(2 players)
Hero bets $50, BTN calls $50
Results: $185 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed T
9
(three of a kind, Tens) and won $182 ($91 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$91 net)
Villain had Qc9c
Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
UTG: $33.65 (16.8 bb)
MP: $42 (21 bb)
Hero (CO): $200.80 (100.4 bb)
BTN: $203 (101.5 bb)
SB: $273.95 (137 bb)
BB: $40 (20 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with T
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, 2 folds
Flop: ($15) T
Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10
Turn: ($35) 3
Hero bets $25, BTN calls $25
River: ($85) 4
Hero bets $50, BTN calls $50
Results: $185 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed T
BTN mucked and lost (-$91 net)
Villain had Qc9c
eNTy
Legend
Silver Level
obv, wasn't saying otherwise
it was just a good indicator of how he ran the rest of the match
5 on turn u fish
i woke up seriously freaked out after that
damn you megatron
Monoxide
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
true
false!
Suited Frenzy
CardsChat Elite
Bronze Level
If I'm in his spot I may make this call too. What am I repping? Obviously with the overbet usually I have nuts or air. Only thing that got there was 56 for the gutter. All the other draws missed. What he didn't think about is even though KJ is not the nuts there it basically is because he's almost never got better. Sure maybe he decided to check back AK but that's an extremely small part of his range there and I figure a T never folds and apparently neither do any other pairs. So yeah I don't mind the call I was just one level higher than him
That's understandable on the river being it was an overbet but what about the 2/3 of the pot call on the turn. Is that really standard? I fold in that spot w/ BPNK 99 out of 100 times. If he's checking the flop, then why make a 2/3 pot size call on the turn? So confused
eNTy
Legend
Silver Level
dude its hu any pair is good 100% of the time
stupid flop
BB: $42.85 (85.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50.25 (100.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J:club: J:diamond:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: ($3) 9:diamond: 8:heart: T:spade: (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $9, BB raises to $30, Hero raises to $48.75 and is all-in, BB calls $11.35 and is all-in
Turn: ($85.70) 5:club: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($85.70) 7:heart: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $85.70 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed J:club: J:diamond: (a straight, Seven to Jack) and lost (-$42.85 net)
BB showed Q:club: J:heart: (a straight, Eight to Queen) and won $85.20 ($42.35 net)
on the other hand its nice when people do this:
BB: $51.85 (103.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 6:club: J:spade:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: ($3) 7:diamond: 8:club: A:diamond: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks
Turn: ($3) 5:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50
River: ($4) 9:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $49.85 and is all-in, Hero calls $48 and is all-in
Results: $100 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed 9:spade: 5:club: (two pairs, Nines and Fives) and lost (-$50 net)
Hero showed 6:club: J:spade: (a straight, Five to Nine) and won $99.50 ($49.50 net)
stupid flop
BB: $42.85 (85.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50.25 (100.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J:club: J:diamond:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: ($3) 9:diamond: 8:heart: T:spade: (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $9, BB raises to $30, Hero raises to $48.75 and is all-in, BB calls $11.35 and is all-in
Turn: ($85.70) 5:club: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($85.70) 7:heart: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $85.70 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed J:club: J:diamond: (a straight, Seven to Jack) and lost (-$42.85 net)
BB showed Q:club: J:heart: (a straight, Eight to Queen) and won $85.20 ($42.35 net)
on the other hand its nice when people do this:
BB: $51.85 (103.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 6:club: J:spade:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: ($3) 7:diamond: 8:club: A:diamond: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks
Turn: ($3) 5:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50
River: ($4) 9:heart: (2 players)
BB bets $49.85 and is all-in, Hero calls $48 and is all-in
Results: $100 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed 9:spade: 5:club: (two pairs, Nines and Fives) and lost (-$50 net)
Hero showed 6:club: J:spade: (a straight, Five to Nine) and won $99.50 ($49.50 net)
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Monoxide
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
dude its hu any pair is good 100% of the time
stupid flop
BB: $42.85 (85.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50.25 (100.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J♣ J♦
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1
Flop: ($3) 9♦ 8♥ T♠ (2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $9, BB raises to $30, Hero raises to $48.75 and is all-in, BB calls $11.35 and is all-in
Turn: ($85.70) 5♣ (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($85.70) 7♥ (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $85.70 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed J♣ J♦ (a straight, Seven to Jack) and lost (-$42.85 net)
BB showed Q♣ J♥ (a straight, Eight to Queen) and won $85.20 ($42.35 net)
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zachvac
Legend
Silver Level
lol decided to play CC freeroll for some reason. Was 1/3 then these 2 hands with only one in between:
Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 3 Players
Hero (SB): 97,404 (40.6 bb)
BB: 69,088 (28.8 bb)
BTN: 39,008 (16.3 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A
A
BTN folds, Hero raises to 5,432, BB calls 3,032
Flop: (11,764) 8
K
9
(2 players)
Hero bets 8,765, BB raises to 63,356 and is all-in, Hero calls 54,591
Turn: (138,476) T
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (138,476) 8
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 138,476 pot
BB showed 8
4
(three of a kind, Eights) and won 138,476 (69,388 net)
Hero showed A
A
(two pairs, Aces and Eights) and lost (-69,088 net)
Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 3 Players
Hero (BB): 32,516 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 136,976 (57.1 bb)
SB: 36,008 (15 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 7
A
BTN folds, SB completes, Hero checks
Flop: (5,700) K
A
7
(2 players)
SB bets 2,400, Hero raises to 6,554, SB raises to 33,308 and is all-in, Hero calls 23,262 and is all-in
Turn: (65,332) K
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (65,332) 9
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: 65,332 pot
SB showed K
8
(three of a kind, Kings) and won 65,332 (32,816 net)
Hero showed 7
A
(two pairs, Aces and Kings) and lost (-32,516 net)
Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 3 Players
Hero (SB): 97,404 (40.6 bb)
BB: 69,088 (28.8 bb)
BTN: 39,008 (16.3 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A
BTN folds, Hero raises to 5,432, BB calls 3,032
Flop: (11,764) 8
Hero bets 8,765, BB raises to 63,356 and is all-in, Hero calls 54,591
Turn: (138,476) T
River: (138,476) 8
Results: 138,476 pot
BB showed 8
Hero showed A
Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 3 Players
Hero (BB): 32,516 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 136,976 (57.1 bb)
SB: 36,008 (15 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 7
BTN folds, SB completes, Hero checks
Flop: (5,700) K
SB bets 2,400, Hero raises to 6,554, SB raises to 33,308 and is all-in, Hero calls 23,262 and is all-in
Turn: (65,332) K
River: (65,332) 9
Results: 65,332 pot
SB showed K
Hero showed 7
Suited Frenzy
CardsChat Elite
Bronze Level
Full Tilt, 1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 3 Players
Hero (SB): 97,404 (40.6 bb)
BB: 69,088 (28.8 bb)
BTN: 39,008 (16.3 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with AA
BTN folds, Hero raises to 5,432, BB calls 3,032
Flop: (11,764) 8K9(2 players)
Hero bets 8,765, BB raises to 63,356 and is all-in, Hero calls 54,591
Turn: (138,476) T(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (138,476) 8(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 138,476 pot
BB showed 84(three of a kind, Eights) and won 138,476 (69,388 net)
Hero showed AA(two pairs, Aces and Eights) and lost (-69,088 net)
Was the shove w/ BPNK necessary there?
:hmmmm:
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