I think women generally don't like gambling.
I strongly disagree! Having wandered around many a casino floor looking for my wife, I can assure you women love
gambling.
When I think of asking a security guard if he/she has seen my wife, it is like describing most of the women at the slot machines.
Guard; "What does she look like?"
Me; "Uh, she has grey hair."
Guard; OK, that narrows it down to 95% of the women in here."
Me; "She is wearing a dark sweater."
Guard; "Yep, now we are down to 85% of the women."
Me; "She wears glasses."
Guard; "We are still at 85%."
Me; "Never mind, ... I'll go look for a new girlfriend."