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I went broke, dunno what happened to yall
 
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Hello, my name is Everett.
I love poker but don't get to play much but when I do I play $3/6 at my local casino. No I know most of you are going to tell me it's not beatable due to rake. I understand but I play because of the jackpot drop. 5 cracked Aces daily, 4-kind and straight and royal flushes paid as well as a badbeat jackpot for the table quads or better
 
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Think you in the wrong thread bro
 
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ding ding ding we have a winner

Thread over PKRNS wins
 
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PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $32.74 (VPIP: 36.54, PFR: 17.31, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, hands: 53)
BTN: $40.07 (VPIP: 11.43, PFR: 8.57, 3Bet Preflop: 6.25, Hands: 35)
SB: $33.16 (VPIP: 25.28, PFR: 19.17, 3Bet Preflop: 8.75, Hands: 10,136)
Hero (BB): $25.95
UTG: $31.38 (VPIP: 26.35, PFR: 17.57, 3Bet Preflop: 3.39, Hands: 151)
MP: $46.40 (VPIP: 25.96, PFR: 21.27, 3Bet Preflop: 8.92, Hands: 18,811)

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has J:club: Q:heart:

fold, MP raises to $0.60, CO calls $0.60, BTN calls $0.60, fold, Hero calls $0.35

Flop: ($2.50, 4 players) T:spade: 5:club: Q:club:
Hero checks, MP checks, CO checks, BTN bets $1.20, Hero calls $1.20, fold, CO calls $1.20

Turn: ($6.10, 3 players) 4:diamond:
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25, CO calls $3.25

River: ($15.85, 3 players) A:heart:
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $5.25, Hero raises to $20.90 and is all-in, fold, BTN calls $15.65

Hero shows J:club: Q:heart: (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 44%, Flop 10%, Turn 0%)
BTN shows T:club: T:diamond: (Three of a Kind, Tens)
(Pre 56%, Flop 90%, Turn 100%)
BTN wins $55.65

Is it just me or should he consider folding this :D
 
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...doh.

Got to laugh at ourselves right...this is probably my worst this year. I just didn't even consider he might actually have a hand.

Pacific, $0.15/$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 8 Players

SB: $35.91 (119.7 bb)
Hero (BB): $30 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $30 (100 bb)
MP1: $30.25 (100.8 bb)
MP2: $32.73 (109.1 bb)
MP3: $30.45 (101.5 bb)
CO: $30 (100 bb)
BTN: $43.63 (145.4 bb)VPIP: 61, PFR: 16, 3B: 7, AF: 2.2, Hands: 110

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9
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8
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4 folds, CO raises to $0.86, BTN calls $0.86, SB folds, Hero calls $0.56

Flop: ($2.73) 6
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9
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2
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(3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $2.73, Hero calls $2.73, CO folds

Turn: ($8.19) 4
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(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $8.19, Hero raises to $26.41 and is all-in, BTN calls $18.22

River: ($61.01) 6
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $61.01 pot ($3.05 rake)
Final Board: 6
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9
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2
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4
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6
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Hero showed 9
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8
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and lost (-$30 net)
BTN showed Q
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Q
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and won $57.96 ($27.96 net)
 
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PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $25.00 (VPIP: 25.30, PFR: 21.69, 3Bet Preflop: 3.45, Hands: 87)
Hero (SB): $40.21
BB: $51.59 (VPIP: 28.88, PFR: 19.79, 3Bet Preflop: 6.49, Hands: 191)
CO: $10.72 (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)

Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has T:spade: T:heart:

CO calls $0.25, fold, Hero raises to $1.00, BB raises to $3.00, fold, Hero calls $2.00

Flop: ($6.25, 2 players) 7:diamond: 4:club: 3:heart:
Hero checks, BB bets $3.75, Hero calls $3.75

Turn: ($13.75, 2 players) 9:diamond:
Hero checks, BB bets $6.50, Hero calls $6.50

River: ($26.75, 2 players) J:spade:
Hero checks, BB bets $38.34 and is all-in, Hero calls $26.96 and is all-in

BB shows A:heart: A:diamond: (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 81%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows T:spade: T:heart: (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 19%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
BB wins $79.67
 
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PokerStars - $0.25 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (UTG+1): $48.26
MP: $25.00 (VPIP: 16.13, PFR: 16.13, 3Bet Preflop: 11.76, Hands: 32)
MP+1: $25.00 (VPIP: 13.04, PFR: 10.87, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 47)
MP+2: $38.02 (VPIP: 46.67, PFR: 13.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 15)
CO: $25.00 (VPIP: 24.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 11.76, Hands: 50)
BTN: $9.90 (VPIP: 14.13, PFR: 8.67, 3Bet Preflop: 2.74, Hands: 629)
SB: $23.08 (VPIP: 10.00, PFR: 10.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
BB: $23.84 (VPIP: 31.25, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
UTG: $25.00 (VPIP: 35.29, PFR: 29.41, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has 9:spade: 9:diamond:

fold, Hero raises to $0.75, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $0.75, fold, fold, fold

Flop: ($1.85, 2 players) A:diamond: 7:diamond: 2:spade:
Hero bets $1.17, CO raises to $3.40, Hero calls $2.23

Turn: ($8.65, 2 players) A:club:
Hero checks, CO bets $5.80, Hero calls $5.80

River: ($20.25, 2 players) Q:club:
Hero checks, CO bets $15.05 and is all-in, Hero calls $15.05

CO shows A:heart: 7:heart: (Full House, Aces full of Sevens)
(Pre 33%, Flop 87%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows 9:spade: 9:diamond: (Two Pair, Aces and Nines)
(Pre 67%, Flop 13%, Turn 0%)
CO wins $48.35
 
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PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $26.53 (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 8)
BTN: $25.00 (VPIP: 23.68, PFR: 18.42, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 39)
SB: $24.85 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
Hero (BB): $39.29
UTG: $27.83 (VPIP: 24.49, PFR: 20.41, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 52)

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has Q<font color='black'>♣</font> Q<font color='red'>♦</font>

fold, CO raises to $0.62, fold, SB calls $0.52, Hero raises to $2.25, fold, SB calls $1.63

Flop: ($5.12, 2 players) K<font color='red'>♦</font> J<font color='red'>♦</font> 7<font color='black'>♣</font>
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.12, 2 players) T<font color='black'>♠</font>
SB checks, Hero bets $2.15, SB raises to $5.75, Hero calls $3.60

River: ($16.62, 2 players) 2<font color='black'>♣</font>
SB bets $15.87, Hero calls $15.87

SB shows K<font color='black'>♠</font> 7<font color='black'>♠</font> (Two Pair, Kings and Sevens)
(Pre 32%, Flop 85%, Turn 77%)
Hero mucks Q<font color='black'>♣</font> Q<font color='red'>♦</font> (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 68%, Flop 15%, Turn 23%)
SB wins $46.36
 
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I come bearing gifts
 
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Can't wait for spewmaster ducky to get here and advocate 3b jamming the turn
 
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theres an argument for check-raising turn in the TT one I'm sure
 
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So you like calling down dont you.

And deuces making ducky jokes like its 2012.
 
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He beat me into the pot

Winning Poker Network (Yatahay) - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $7.10 (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
Hero (BTN): $10.00
SB: $4.32 (VPIP: 26.32, PFR: 26.32, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 19)
BB: $19.26 (VPIP: 76.47, PFR: 11.76, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 17)
UTG: $28.49 (VPIP: 31.58, PFR: 31.58, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)
MP: $10.25 (VPIP: 42.11, PFR: 10.53, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 19)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has Q:club: A:diamond:

fold, fold, CO raises to $0.21, Hero calls $0.21, fold, BB raises to $1.00, fold, Hero calls $0.79

Flop: ($2.26, 2 players) J:heart: 5:diamond: 4:club:
BB bets $2.00, Hero calls $2.00

Turn: ($6.26, 2 players) 9:heart:
BB checks, Hero bets $7.00 and is all-in, BB calls $7.00

River: ($20.26, 2 players) 6:diamond:

Hero shows Q:club: A:diamond: (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 25%, Flop 14%, Turn 7%)
BB shows K:heart: A:club: (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 75%, Flop 86%, Turn 93%)
BB wins $19.25

$0.24 was deducted from the pot for the jackpot.
 
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PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $26.53 (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 8)
BTN: $25.00 (VPIP: 23.68, PFR: 18.42, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 39)
SB: $24.85 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
Hero (BB): $39.29
UTG: $27.83 (VPIP: 24.49, PFR: 20.41, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 52)

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has Q<font color='black'>♣</font> Q<font color='red'>♦</font>

fold, CO raises to $0.62, fold, SB calls $0.52, Hero raises to $2.25, fold, SB calls $1.63

Flop: ($5.12, 2 players) K<font color='red'>♦</font> J<font color='red'>♦</font> 7<font color='black'>♣</font>
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.12, 2 players) T<font color='black'>♠</font>
SB checks, Hero bets $2.15, SB raises to $5.75, Hero calls $3.60

River: ($16.62, 2 players) 2<font color='black'>♣</font>
SB bets $15.87, Hero calls $15.87

SB shows K<font color='black'>♠</font> 7<font color='black'>♠</font> (Two Pair, Kings and Sevens)
(Pre 32%, Flop 85%, Turn 77%)
Hero mucks Q<font color='black'>♣</font> Q<font color='red'>♦</font> (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 68%, Flop 15%, Turn 23%)
SB wins $46.36

Real bad spew dude, when fish does this.
Guessing it was tilt
 
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nah he took this exact line before with air, bit of a light call down

the other ones were awful hero's obv, they just look dumb af when you post a hand history lol
 
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I've got some really ugly omaha hands from a recent session where I was tilting like crazy. But, they are on my other computer. I don't have them here. I should merge both databases, eventually.

A couple were bad enough that, even tilting, I immediately tagged them as "bad" in my database. Like calling a turn check-shove with top pair, no kickers, and blockers to the only draw. Obviously, he had top set and I had no outs.

Omaha is a great game for really badly played hands. Here's one I do have on this computer.


$0.05 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players

MP: 244.8 BB (VPIP: 42.86, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 4.55, Hands: 49)
CO: 167.8 BB (VPIP: 29.55, PFR: 17.05, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 88)
BTN: 112.4 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
SB: 201.4 BB (VPIP: 38.54, PFR: 26.45, 3Bet Preflop: 8.81, Hands: 400)
Hero (BB): 144.6 BB
UTG: 121.4 BB (VPIP: 10.67, PFR: 5.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 75)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 3<font color='black'>♠</font> Q<font color='black'>♣</font> A<font color='black'>♣</font> K<font color='red'>♥</font>

fold, MP calls 1 BB, CO calls 1 BB, fold, SB calls 0.6 BB, Hero checks

Flop: (4 BB, 4 players) T<font color='black'>♣</font> 7<font color='black'>♠</font> 7<font color='black'>♣</font>
SB bets 3 BB, fold, MP raises to 12.8 BB, fold, SB raises to 40 BB, MP calls 27.2 BB

Turn: (84 BB, 2 players) 8<font color='black'>♣</font>
SB bets 60 BB, MP raises to 203.8 BB and is all-in, SB calls 100.4 BB and is all-in

River: (404.8 BB, 2 players) 3<font color='red'>♦</font>

MP shows 2<font color='black'>♠</font> T<font color='black'>♠</font> 7<font color='red'>♥</font> 8<font color='red'>♥</font> (Full House, Sevens full of Tens)
(Pre 41%, Flop 5%, Turn 3%)
SB shows T<font color='red'>♥</font> T<font color='red'>♦</font> A<font color='red'>♦</font> K<font color='black'>♠</font> (Full House, Tens full of Sevens)
(Pre 59%, Flop 95%, Turn 97%)
SB wins 384.6 BB

4.8 BB was deducted from the pot for the jackpot.​

OK, OK, ignore my uber-nitty play here.

Now, the SPR on this flop is 52.7! Neither player can be sure they have the nuts. The player with T-8-7-2 played exceptionally poorly here. When stacks go in this deep, they are always in bad shape. Heck, I don't think I could fold T-T-A-K here (because I am a fish), but I expect to see 7-7-x-x a fair amount of the time we get to showdown after this sort of action.

Note: MP spent a good 5 minutes talking about how this was a cooler, and it wasn't bad play. These sort of things just happen.
 
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