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Oh I remember. I thought you played it again. Must be your favorite hand.
 
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its not spew but LOL

PokerStars - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $212.81 (VPIP: 26.67, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, hands: 16)
UTG: $245.92 (VPIP: 41.79, PFR: 22.39, 3Bet Preflop: 3.23, Hands: 67)
MP: $204.60 (VPIP: 22.03, PFR: 16.95, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 61)
Hero (CO): $221.74
BTN: $441.48 (VPIP: 28.10, PFR: 21.69, 3Bet Preflop: 9.96, Hands: 5,373)
SB: $278.40 (VPIP: 28.00, PFR: 24.00, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 25)

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has 2:heart: 9:diamond:

UTG raises to $6.00, fold, fold, BTN raises to $18.00, fold, BB raises to $40.00, UTG raises to $62.00, BTN calls $44.00, BB raises to $212.81 and is all-in, UTG raises to $245.92 and is all-in, BTN calls $183.92

Flop: ($705.65, 3 players) 8:diamond: T:spade: 9:heart:

Turn: ($705.65, 3 players) 6:club:

River: ($705.65, 3 players) 7:heart:

UTG shows Q:diamond: Q:spade: (Straight, Ten High)
Main Pot [$639.43]: (Pre 21%, Flop 26%, Turn 17%)
Side Pot#1 [$66.22]: (Pre 18%, Flop 25%, Turn 18%)

BTN shows A:diamond: A:club: (Straight, Ten High)
Main Pot [$639.43]: (Pre 40%, Flop 37%, Turn 41%)
Side Pot#1 [$66.22]: (Pre 82%, Flop 75%, Turn 82%)

BB shows A:heart: A:spade: (Straight, Ten High)
Main Pot [$639.43]: (Pre 40%, Flop 37%, Turn 41%)

BB wins $212.21
UTG wins $245.32
BTN wins $245.32
 
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its not spew but LOL

PokerStars - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $212.81 (VPIP: 26.67, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
UTG: $245.92 (VPIP: 41.79, PFR: 22.39, 3Bet Preflop: 3.23, Hands: 67)
MP: $204.60 (VPIP: 22.03, PFR: 16.95, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 61)
Hero (CO): $221.74
BTN: $441.48 (VPIP: 28.10, PFR: 21.69, 3Bet Preflop: 9.96, Hands: 5,373)
SB: $278.40 (VPIP: 28.00, PFR: 24.00, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 25)

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has 2<font color='red'>♥</font> 9<font color='red'>♦</font>

UTG raises to $6.00, fold, fold, BTN raises to $18.00, fold, BB raises to $40.00, UTG raises to $62.00, BTN calls $44.00, BB raises to $212.81 and is all-in, UTG raises to $245.92 and is all-in, BTN calls $183.92

Flop: ($705.65, 3 players) 8<font color='red'>♦</font> T<font color='black'>♠</font> 9<font color='red'>♥</font>

Turn: ($705.65, 3 players) 6<font color='black'>♣</font>

River: ($705.65, 3 players) 7<font color='red'>♥</font>

UTG shows Q<font color='red'>♦</font> Q<font color='black'>♠</font> (Straight, Ten High)
Main Pot [$639.43]: (Pre 21%, Flop 26%, Turn 17%)
Side Pot#1 [$66.22]: (Pre 18%, Flop 25%, Turn 18%)

BTN shows A<font color='red'>♦</font> A<font color='black'>♣</font> (Straight, Ten High)
Main Pot [$639.43]: (Pre 40%, Flop 37%, Turn 41%)
Side Pot#1 [$66.22]: (Pre 82%, Flop 75%, Turn 82%)

BB shows A<font color='red'>♥</font> A<font color='black'>♠</font> (Straight, Ten High)
Main Pot [$639.43]: (Pre 40%, Flop 37%, Turn 41%)

BB wins $212.21
UTG wins $245.32
BTN wins $245.32


And the house wins
 
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When you know you're spewing, but...

Merge - $0.04 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 138.25 BB (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
UTG: 134 BB (VPIP: 17.89, PFR: 8.42, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 95)
Hero (UTG+1): 208 BB
MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 19.01, PFR: 13.69, 3Bet Preflop: 6.85, Hands: 266)
MP+1: 105.5 BB (VPIP: 32.80, PFR: 7.20, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 125)
CO: 28.5 BB (VPIP: 44.44, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
BTN: 237.75 BB (VPIP: 29.79, PFR: 2.13, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 49)
SB: 32.5 BB (VPIP: 11.54, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 26)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q:heart: A:heart:

fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6.5 BB, 2 players) 3:heart: Q:spade: J:spade:
BB checks, Hero bets 3.5 BB, BB raises to 8.75 BB, Hero calls 5.25 BB

Turn: (24 BB, 2 players) Q:club:
BB bets 24 BB, Hero calls 24 BB

River: (72 BB, 2 players) K:diamond:
BB bets 102.5 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 102.5 BB
Hero shows Q:heart: A:heart: (Three of a Kind, Queens) (Pre 50%, Flop 7%, Turn 16%)
BB shows 3:spade: 3:diamond: (Full House, Threes full of Queens) (Pre 50%, Flop 93%, Turn 84%)
BB wins 261.75 BB
 
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Session in progress:

Merge - $0.04 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG+1: 126.75 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 24)
MP: 46.75 BB (VPIP: 9.73, PFR: 2.65, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 114)
MP+1: 22.75 BB (VPIP: 42.42, PFR: 6.06, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 33)
CO: 215.75 BB (VPIP: 15.53, PFR: 12.20, 3Bet Preflop: 1.72, Hands: 208)
BTN: 39.5 BB (VPIP: 10.11, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 10.34, Hands: 91)
SB: 158 BB (VPIP: 28.15, PFR: 11.94, 3Bet Preflop: 2.48, Hands: 472)
Hero (BB): 122.25 BB
UTG: 78.25 BB (VPIP: 18.04, PFR: 2.76, 3Bet Preflop: 0.77, Hands: 331)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A:heart: Q:heart:

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, MP raises to 6 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 5 BB, UTG calls 5 BB

Flop: (18.5 BB, 3 players) 4:diamond: K:heart: T:club:
Hero bets 10.5 BB, UTG calls 10.5 BB, fold

Turn: (39.5 BB, 2 players) 9:heart:
Hero bets 30 BB, UTG calls 30 BB

River: (99.5 BB, 2 players) 9:diamond:
Hero bets 31.75 BB, UTG calls 31.75 BB and is all-in

Hero shows A:heart: Q:heart: (One Pair, Nines) (Pre 74%, Flop 73%, Turn 25%)
UTG shows Q:club: J:diamond: (Straight, King High) (Pre 26%, Flop 27%, Turn 75%)
UTG wins 154 BB
 
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Keep the hits coming:

Merge - $0.04 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP+1: 37.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
CO: 125 BB (VPIP: 31.75, PFR: 5.85, 3Bet Preflop: 1.27, Hands: 190)
BTN: 73.5 BB (VPIP: 19.03, PFR: 10.51, 3Bet Preflop: 1.83, Hands: 357)
SB: 106 BB (VPIP: 13.98, PFR: 8.67, 3Bet Preflop: 2.07, Hands: 572)
Hero (BB): 112.75 BB
UTG: 110 BB (VPIP: 11.43, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 105)
UTG+1: 109.5 BB (VPIP: 17.72, PFR: 8.44, 3Bet Preflop: 1.18, Hands: 239)
MP: 219.25 BB (VPIP: 17.91, PFR: 12.18, 3Bet Preflop: 2.24, Hands: 474)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J:club: 9:club:

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to 2.5 BB, CO calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (8 BB, 3 players) K:diamond: J:heart: 9:spade:
Hero bets 5 BB, MP+1 calls 5 BB, CO calls 5 BB

Turn: (23 BB, 3 players) 4:club:
Hero bets 17.5 BB, MP+1 raises to 30 BB and is all-in, fold, Hero calls 12.5 BB

River: (83 BB, 2 players) 8:diamond:

MP+1 shows Q:diamond: T:club: (Straight, King High) (Pre 61%, Flop 82%, Turn 91%)
Hero shows J:club: 9:club: (Two Pair, Jacks and Nines) (Pre 39%, Flop 18%, Turn 9%)
MP+1 wins 78.5 BB
 
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AQ is a cooler and J9 is a semi cooler.

Neither are spew
 
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doubt it getting a bazillion: 1 in BB w/J9s i aint folding

but this is FR so what do i know
 
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AQ is a cooler and J9 is a semi cooler.

Neither are spew

Well J9 is probably a spew pre.

doubt it getting a bazillion: 1 in BB w/J9s i aint folding

but this is FR so what do i know

Well, pre seems kinda whatever to me - fish cold calls so I don't mind hopping in for only another 1.5bb.

But about postflop, tbf, what can villain ever have? Not saying I'm folding, cause I'm not that disciplined normally, but when the PFR x/c the flop and x/jams for less than a min-raise (ie should never expect fold equity), we really don't beat anything. K4s I guess? We need 16% equity and I kind of doubt we have it.
 
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I Know i post bull#### stakes but we all have to start somewhere huh?

poker stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 2519759
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BTN: $2.08
SB: $1.94
BB: $2.02
Hero (UTG): $4.19
MP: $2.49
CO: $2.21

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with K :club: Q :spade:
Hero raises to $0.06, 1 fold, CO calls $0.06, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.15) 4 :club: 3 :diamond: 9 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.44, CO raises to $0.95, Hero raises to $1.46, CO calls $0.51

Turn: ($3.07) T :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $2.67 all in, CO calls $0.69 all in

River: ($4.45) K :diamond: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $4.45
Hero shows K :club: Q :spade: (a pair of Kings)
CO shows A :diamond: 9 :heart: (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $4.29
(Rake: $0.16)
 
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Having a couple drinks with the lady and I decide to kind of "show off" lmao

PokerStars - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 182.6 BB
CO: 138.4 BB
Hero (BTN): 158.6 BB
SB: 29.6 BB
BB: 61.4 BB
UTG: 80.8 BB
UTG+1: 95.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 7:diamond: 2:spade:

fold, UTG+1 calls 1 BB, fold, CO calls 1 BB, Hero raises to 5 BB, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls 4 BB, CO calls 4 BB

Flop: (16.4 BB, 3 players) Q:diamond: 5:club: 3:heart:
UTG+1 checks, CO checks, Hero bets 9.4 BB, UTG+1 calls 9.4 BB, fold

Turn: (35.2 BB, 2 players) 6:spade:
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 27 BB, UTG+1 calls 27 BB

River: (89.2 BB, 2 players) 9:heart:
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 60 BB, UTG+1 calls 53.8 BB and is all-in

[spoil]Hero shows 7:diamond: 2:spade: (High Card, Queen) (Pre 12%, Flop 3%, Turn 9%)
UTG+1 shows Q:club: Q:spade: (Three of a Kind, Queens) (Pre 88%, Flop 97%, Turn 91%)
UTG+1 wins 187 BB
[/spoil]
 
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Now that's a proper spew. :top:

Impressive indeed.

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Now that's a proper spew. :top:

Impressive indeed.

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To be fair I couldnt really put him on QQ or AQ with the limp call pre but ehhh it was entertaining lol. Oh and the turn doubled my outs lmao
 
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Well, pre seems kinda whatever to me - fish cold calls so I don't mind hopping in for only another 1.5bb.
Regarding the call pre, the opener only has 40bb and the fish is going to just play fit or fold post. Most of the time we flop anything with our hand we're going to be playing for the rest of the shorties stack with a draw while the big stacked fish sits on the sidelines not putting any more money in the pot. It's not horrendous or anything but with the stack sizes involved I doubt the call is profitable.
 
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Hero (BB): 391 BB
SB: 191.5 BB (VPIP: 48.09, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 13.79, Hands: 328)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has

SB raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, SB calls 6 BB

Flop: (18 BB, 2 players) 8 5 3
Hero bets 18 BB, SB calls 18 BB

Turn: (54 BB, 2 players) K
Hero bets 54 BB, SB calls 54 BB

River: (162 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero bets 162 BB, SB calls 110.5 BB

Hero shows A 3 (One Pair, Threes) (Pre 34%, Flop 86%, Turn 93%)
SB shows T A (High Card, Ace) (Pre 66%, Flop 14%, Turn 7%)
Hero wins 409 BB
 
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Hero (BB): 391 BB
SB: 191.5 BB (VPIP: 48.09, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 13.79, Hands: 328)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has

SB raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, SB calls 6 BB

Flop: (18 BB, 2 players) 8 5 3
Hero bets 18 BB, SB calls 18 BB

Turn: (54 BB, 2 players) K
Hero bets 54 BB, SB calls 54 BB

River: (162 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero bets 162 BB, SB calls 110.5 BB

Hero shows A 3 (One Pair, Threes) (Pre 34%, Flop 86%, Turn 93%)
SB shows T A (High Card, Ace) (Pre 66%, Flop 14%, Turn 7%)
Hero wins 409 BB


Lol wow.

Btw if he's calling down with that, then what are you trying to make fold?
Or perhaps you're going for err thin value. :rolleyes:
 
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AQ is a cooler and J9 is a semi cooler.

Neither are spew

That's probably the nicest post I've seen you write in my short time here. ;)

I posted AQ because it felt like spew on the turn; basically, I knew it and kept spewing. J9, I understand that the play is to fold PF, technically.
 
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Regarding the call pre, the opener only has 40bb and the fish is going to just play fit or fold post. Most of the time we flop anything with our hand we're going to be playing for the rest of the shorties stack with a draw while the big stacked fish sits on the sidelines not putting any more money in the pot. It's not horrendous or anything but with the stack sizes involved I doubt the call is profitable.

Hmm yeah I got lazy and didn't notice the 40bb, my bad. Good point there.
 
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Two timing.

Merge - $0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 86 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 5.56, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
BTN: 78.75 BB (VPIP: 34.21, PFR: 23.68, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 38)
SB: 66.75 BB (VPIP: 45.16, PFR: 1.08, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 94)
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 62 BB (VPIP: 40.91, PFR: 31.82, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 22)
MP: 188.75 BB (VPIP: 38.10, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 21)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4:spade: 4:heart:

fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6 BB, 2 players) A:spade: 3:spade: 5:heart:
SB checks, Hero bets 5 BB, SB raises to 13.25 BB, Hero calls 8.25 BB

Turn: (32.5 BB, 2 players) T:spade:
SB bets 21.75 BB, Hero raises to 83.75 BB and is all-in, SB calls 28.75 BB and is all-in

River: (133.5 BB, 2 players) T:club:

SB shows 9:spade: A:diamond: (Two Pair, Aces and Tens) (Pre 46%, Flop 74%, Turn 89%)
Hero shows 4:spade: 4:heart: (Two Pair, Tens and Fours) (Pre 54%, Flop 26%, Turn 11%)
SB wins 126.25 BB

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Merge - $0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 86 BB (VPIP: 17.65, PFR: 5.88, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
SB: 81.75 BB (VPIP: 32.43, PFR: 24.32, 3Bet Preflop: 11.76, Hands: 37)
BB: 33.75 BB (VPIP: 44.57, PFR: 1.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 93)
Hero (UTG): 100 BB
MP: 62 BB (VPIP: 42.86, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 12.50, Hands: 21)
CO: 188.75 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 18.18, Hands: 20)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q:club: K:spade:

Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 2.5 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (9 BB, 3 players) J:heart: 9:diamond: 8:diamond:
SB checks, BB bets 4.5 BB, Hero calls 4.5 BB, fold

Turn: (18 BB, 2 players) 3:spade:
BB bets 9 BB, Hero raises to 26.25 BB, BB calls 17.25 BB and is all-in

River: (70.5 BB, 2 players) 2:club:

BB shows J:club: T:club: (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 38%, Flop 78%, Turn 86%)
Hero shows Q:club: K:spade: (High Card, King) (Pre 62%, Flop 22%, Turn 14%)
BB wins 66.75 BB
 
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Apparently, nobody else plays bad hands. I've been on run good, so this thread just died. For all those people saying they'd be blowing this thread up, I must be the worst player of them all and I didn't have a thing to say. :laugh:
 
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Last Wednesday. Live hand. I spewed 750BB in a dumb spot with nothing but an overpair. I won't recite the action cause you'll laugh, but know this: It is worse than anything itt by far.
 
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