Tell me you're bad at poker without telling me you're bad at poker

Poker Orifice

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"I'm not sayin' it's rigged but for sure they deal out the action flops and big stack always gonna win the flips!"
 
Poker Orifice

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"Every time I cash out ( ;) never) the site makes it so I never win!"
 
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"I don't raise preflop with KK. It's better to wait and see a flop. If there's no Ace... then it's ALL-In (10x pot)!"
 
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I always say to myself: Stop chasing draws!
But I can't resist, it's stronger then me...
 
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How can I say I'm a bad player without saying I'm a bad player? : sweepstakes:
I'm going to have to say that:carefully: :oops:
 
Poker_Mike

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I've got another one:
Why didn't I win this hand? I have three pair and he only has two!!!111
Three pair should be a hand! Just saying...

It's very hard to make three pair!
 
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Go all-in 20bb when there is only a bet of 3bb on the table. They say that the site is not correct because they always lose and since they donated so the site wants them to do it again. Many chatter and do not behave decently at the table. Well, the most frequent mistake is that they do not know how to evaluate cards.
 
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I think I have the best one of them all: everyone folds around to SB, who folds to BB, while BB is sitting out.
 
x patrice x

x patrice x

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They are almost impossible to get from one source, no matter how high the stakes are.

A possible flush is justification for them to call an all-in.

Even if the strong hand they're holding doesn't hit anything after the flop, it's difficult for them to let go because they say to themselves, "There's two more cards to come."
 
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Sometimes I make a call when I shouldn't because I feel the need to see the villain cards :)
 
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Apparently they say or think too many things about players or RNG or game . About rigged theories or other stupid players . If they can not win all others are blame . But generally new players are fish for sharks , so they are used in many ways by players or poker rooms , so I tend not to take seriously their rants
 
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Since I play at several tables, I don't care much, I've learned over time, that there's no point in getting angry or criticizing this or that, let's go ahead and continue to play
 
AzdajaD

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Hmm, online poker ha ha - If I have "crazy hair" day, sometimes I burn my bankroll on spin&go $100 buy-in, all the way...(sometimes it goes superb, just sometimes... 😆)
 
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The worst players, in my opinion, are the ones who get into almost every hand, regardless of what position they sit in, or what cards they have.....and of course they even get lucky with a lot of bad cards...and then when they happen to come with really good cards and they fail, then the usual text comes up saying that it is a cheating program, robot players, etc
 
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Fish tend to go all-in preflop a lot, with any cards. The worst players go all-in at every hand. I also think poor players might choose to how their hand at the end, especially if they have a good hand or are bluffing. I don't think information should be given away for free.
 
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I call all ins on the flop with a flush draw after calling a 5 bet pre flop, fingers crossed I will get lucky!
 
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"Bluffing with 7-4 offsuit because I figure I might win on the bubble."
 
Popescu97

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In my opinion the worst player's it s when they lose a hand with strong cards's and then all in 4-5 hand in a row and beat me up,soo sadd 😂😂
 
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"JJ worst hand of poker"...
I know, that you lose for many hands... But you also win some... lul
 
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When someone terrorizes the table with bad hands as the chip leader shortly before the bubble bursts, until he ends up being the bubble guy.
I've seen this, that's how terror turns into horror. :LOL:
 
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Practice shows that if you bend the stick, something will come out. You just need to keep going and not pay attention to villains. Yes, honestly, it's difficult for me, but if you look at the champions, they somehow manage it. But honestly, this thought doesn't leave me. I tried not to play after winning or doubling the bank, not to play for two days, but this thought didn't leave me. I noticed that champions have a psychologist. Maybe there are those who think about it and those who don't, but for me, it's still an unresolved issue.
 
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