Please help! owe 6 thousand dollars.

[wsorbust]

this is great. Thanks.

lol. You can't expect perfect grammar or spelling from foreigners. I just assume that this is the case every time I spot something.

p.s. "foreigners" isn't a real word. . . I know.

 

[Jack Daniels]

A bit cruel JD... not everyone's a literary genius like us.

Probably true. But I never claimed to be a literary genius. All along I've just been trying to help him, more or less. And, truth be told, it is a wonder that I can even dress myself in the mornings.

You could buy a car you can't afford on credit, only get 3rd party insurance, and crash it into a tree. You could borrow $6k and spend the whole lot on champagne and beluga caviar. You could take off on a round the world tour. If you want to waste it on online gambling that's up to you,

Wow, someone's been keeping track of me. In fact, I've done all four of these things. I owe imgpaypro $24K, but it wasn't my fault. The voices made me do it.

 

[Jack Daniels]

lol. You can't expect perfect grammar or spelling from foreigners. I just assume that this is the case every time I spot something.

p.s. "foreigners" isn't a real word. . . I know.

Wait a second...when did he become a foreigner? Did I miss something? If that's the case, then I take it all back. Nevermind.

 

[Welly]

I wonder how many forums this has been posted in. I've found several. I love the 'copy and pasting' work of the standardised replies. Highly entertaining.

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

"This is by far the most entertaining thread in ages! (well ever since the super power magnet one)"

There you go. What a genius idea!!!! Take what money you have left, buy one of those super magnets and run through a casino. The magnet will will pull all the chips on the tables off to you, collect them up and cash them in. Problem solved.

 

[mischman]

I havent heard about the magnet thread....can anyone link me?

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

Wow, this is now a sticky, Very Cool.

 

[Jack Daniels]

Wow, this is now a sticky, Very Cool.

That's sad. We really need to get some lives or be out playing poker. LOL. Although it is kind of cool.

 

[Alon Ipser]

Sticky? What? Where's the duct tape? I think my heads going to explode.

 

[Jack Daniels]

Sticky? What? Where's the duct tape? I think my heads going to explode.

Check with jQ. I think she had it last.

 

[Mad_Mike989]

What moron plays online blackjack for up to 6k?!!?!?!....Oh wait I see this is a test to see if we can pick up on a bluff I call your bluff and re-raise that you should probably get out of the basement you live in and get some air good God Almighty dude. 6k my goodness what a tall tale.

 

[Egon Towst]

Always bet red. if you lose double your bet each spin till you win. then go back to your original bet amount and do it all over again. Its slow but you will win over time.

I presume your kidding, but just in case you`re not, read this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A615539

which explains quite succinctly why the Martingale system is a sure-fire why to get in the same kind of mess that Neveragain is talking about.

 

[robwhufc]

well guys this post is not a joke. it is to you guys, but im the one who owes 6 grand. I just got paid today and have about 2,100 dollars total after i closed my bank account. i just makes me sick to see the situation ive gotten myself in. I now plan on paying party poker but it hurts me so bad. For all the people who left me sincere advice thankyou. Im a joke for now and will never gamble again. Im 24 years old and work night crew at albertsons, so i know im a loser, but this incident made me cry like a baby, cuz i dont have the money. i just hate giving partypoker 6 grand because they are crooks, but i know i did it to myself. just 4 grand away. what an idiot i am.

Yep you're an idiot, but you know that already so other than hoping we'd hold a whip round for you o ), I dont how telling us what an idiot you are will help you.

If you really do want advice though, then mine is to face up to the consequences of your actions, stop whining and feeling sorry for yourself, and pay the money back (or accept the punishments for not doing so).

 

[Egon Towst]

I presume your kidding

Oh no !! Grammatical disaster. Now I`m an idiot too.

The shame, the shame

 

[Four Dogs]

But if you really lost 6,000 and are really worried then I guess suicide is the only answer. It would certainly help the gene pool. If you don't have the guts for suicide then a vasectomy at the very least, we don't want you breeding.

Very funny mrsnake and something he should really consider.

Snake. If I ever meet you the first thing I will do is punch you right in the ****ing face. You must be pretty sure this kid is joking or spamming to to give this kind of wreckless advice, and nobody can be that sure. Just think about what you're saying! That goes for anyone else who agreed or laughed. Shinedown, you're just pathetic. And Chis? I'm surprised and disapointed.
I think this was an attempt by MrSnake to be edgy, or show some attitude. But you crossed the line.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

And Chis? I'm surprised and disapointed.

You're not one of the donks that thinks he should bet on red are you?

Seriously, what exactly do you think OP was hoping to acheive by posting this? That someone would be able to come up with some magical solution to make everything go away and everyone live happily ever after?

In any case I'm calling BS simply because he posted this topic on another site saying that 'as he'd been playing at Party for a few years they'd given him a $10k credit limit', which is obviously the biggest pile of turd ever posted because Party would not give players credit when they have very limited legal means of recovering the funds if they're taken (due to the obviously sketchy legal stance as regards online poker at the moment). Not to mentioning that they wouldn't give someone with a 6k br a 10k credit limit because that would be obviously stupid even beyond Party's occasional stupidity. Here we go, copy/pasted.

I've been on partypoker for a few years now and the just gave me a
10,000 dollar credit limit. I will never play online gaming again. For
me to get 6 thousand dollars in debt is not me. I'm an idiot, but I'm
just scared. Do you think i should close my banking account and do you
think its safe to open a new one up. thankyou, david

We have two possibilities here. Either (a) he is telling the truth but embellishing the story greatly for no particular reason, or (b) he's full of crap and is probably some anti-online poker activist idiot who is out scaremongering. Far more likely to be (b), but either way, I think this thread deserves a good roasting.

The suicide thing is probably taking things a little too far though. There is a line between playful derision and full-blown offensive insults, and I'd be grateful if nobody else crosses it.

Much love,

~Chris

 

[bubbasbestbabe]

Again not to state the obvious, if he did incure the debt, it is an unsecured debt much like a credit card. The only thing that can be done to him is for them is to sue him to recover. If they win they get a judgement against him. A judgement has to be processed by a sheriff's office. The sherrif must be in the county he lives in. If he moves or the sheriff cannot find him the judgement is worth the paper it is written on. Or he can make payments to them. End of story.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

...but all that wouldn't happen.

Good luck to Party if this is true (lol) and they decide to try to collect on an online gambling-incurred debt in a country where the provision of online gambling services is illegal.

The most they can do is write threatening letters.

Now, can we get back to the pressing subject of why black > red?

 

[Jack Daniels]

Hey, he almost has his 15 required post to start playing in our buy-ins. Oh, I guess that might not be a good idea. Then again, he loses a lot. Maybe just one more small online lone from some gullible company...

 

[robwhufc]

Good luck to Party if this is true (lol) and they decide to try to collect on an online gambling-incurred debt in a country where the provision of online gambling services is illegal.

I think you've already proven that the thread is a load of bull, but I presumed the initial thread was saying he'd borrowed $6K to gamble from another source (i.e neteller account) and has lost it. Pigs will fly before poker sites will let you play "on credit", and even if you could, gambling debts are not recoverable by law (under UK law anyway). I still think this is a begging scam.

 

[Tammy]

I find it quite a strange coincidence that this is on the heels of the PPA Phone March...and that it is indeed being "broadcasted" in other forums. I think it's online gambling opposition scare tactics. Something they can pull off the internet and say "See? We told you they couldn't handle it!" What a load of garbage, and yes...he's still an idiot.

 

[gordo30]

I don't understand why you would seek help here, for one its open to anyone to few these threads and as the site's about poker the Chance's of someone connected in someway to PP is pretty real. Anyway why are you worrying so much its simply a bad debt they ain't gonna put the biggest poker site through any unwanted publicity for the sake of 6k. Again you must have some other reason to spill your guts to complete strangers many of whom consider you a fake to put it kindly and don't really care about your situation mainly because we don't have a clue who you are. If it is real and your are in this situation you should be more worried by the fact you perpetrated a fraud and should be punished .

 

[vwt2]

Egon, I'm just giving neveragain advice from JD's super secret book on gambling that he's publishing. I get to star in the infomercial. Yes I was joking, and it was a rehash of that method.
I would personally recommend he smacks himself in the head with a large object when he even thinks about gambling.

Hey neveragain I hear DeVry will give anybody a student loan. You work at night, go to school during the day. Get an exciting career in electronics!!

 

[Egon Towst]

Egon, ....... Yes I was joking

Ok, m8.

I`ve got the same problem in another thread - one of my jokes taken literally.

That`s the problem with this forum. Most of us are halfway to being mad half of the time. So half of what we say gets misunderstood by half of the other halfwits.

 

[Alon Ipser]

Ok, m8.
So half of what we say gets misunderstood by half of the other halfwits.

Wouldn't that be 1/8 (half x half x half)