Please help! owe 6 thousand dollars.

[wsorbust]

Grand theft is dealing with property value. Overdrawing a bank account then closing it can also be considered a felony with possible fines and jail time. Considering party poker and their friendliness with customers, I would definitely think they would not give any leeway. 2 months was it? to pay it back? How about a loan? Although I'm sure the bank will cancel it out when they know of your criminal doings. l0l Looks like its time to sell the house. . .

 

[Tammy]

Anyway you can fix that, wsorbust? ^ ^

 

[wsorbust]

Is that what you were looking for Juicee? I always edit after posting. . . especially when some crap gets in there.

 

[Tammy]

Thanks. Thought you had some info on how this is a felony. But anyway, looks cleaner!

 

[robwhufc]

Borrow another $6,000 and play again - your luck is bound to change, and you'll be able to pay the $6,000 back you lost AND hopefully make a bit of a profit too.

 

[robwhufc]

(I'm joking by the way)

 

[wsorbust]

Thanks. Thought you had some info on how this is a felony. But anyway, looks cleaner!

Na. Sorry to disappoint...lol

 

[vwt2]

Always bet red. if you lose double your bet each spin till you win. then go back to your original bet amount and do it all over again. Its slow but you will win over time. Ar $5 a spin it should only take you about 43 days of playing 24/7 to make 6K

PROBLEM SOLVED.

one newbie to another.

 

[mischman]

We should all donate money to a pool and when everyone is donationg we should bet it all on black!

 

[joosebuck]

OP,

Rob $3,000 from a bank, then go to a roulette table and put it all on black. Voila!

if that doesn't work, put $9000 on black and if that doesn't keep tripling it until you win.

 

[Jack Daniels]

However, they are perfectly capable of engaging lawyers to sue your ass !!

but only if they can find him. Remember, he took the last of his $300 or whatever and is on the lam. Oh, and he took his laptop with wireless connection so that he could keep posting at cardschat.

 

[aloevera]

It's been almost 24hrs since he has posted, I believe, that should answer are questions!!!

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Always bet red.

OMG roulette DONK ALERT!

 

[mischman]

OMG ROULETTE DONK ALERT!

Playing how he does gives the house the advantage and is -EV to the bankroll playing roulette like that

 

[Bombjack]

This is by far the most entertaining thread in ages! (well ever since the super power magnet one)

 

[neveragain]

im still here guys

well guys this post is not a joke. it is to you guys, but im the one who owes 6 grand. I just got paid today and have about 2,100 dollars total after i closed my bank account. i just makes me sick to see the situation ive gotten myself in. I now plan on paying party poker but it hurts me so bad. For all the people who left me sincere advice thankyou. Im a joke for now and will never gamble again. Im 24 years old and work night crew at albertsons, so i know im a loser, but this incident made me cry like a baby, cuz i dont have the money. i just hate giving partypoker 6 grand because they are crooks, but i know i did it to myself. just 4 grand away. what an idiot i am.

 

[Freakakanus]

Well right on man, I'm happy to see that's what you decided to do. Good Luck and hope you can make it as painless as possible.

 

[Tammy]

I'm still not understanding you. How can they be the crooks when you are the one who willing kept going back for more??

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Because Party Poker is rigged!

 

[neveragain]

There crooks

ok i understand im the idiot with the problem, but tell me im wrong here bro. there a multi million or billion dollar company and there not crooks? there partycasino is rigged, but like i said i know im the idiot for playing so it doesnt excuse my actions, but it doesnt excuse them not being crooks bro!

 

[Tammy]

Ok, but herein lies the problem (and I'm a chick, so "bro" doesn't apply ): If you know it's rigged, then why keep playing? I just have a problem with people blaming others for their own bad choices. You admit you f'd up. That's the first step. But there is no other blame to be laid on anyone here.

Stepping off my soapbox now...

 

[Jack Daniels]

Stepping up onto jQ's soapbox.

ok i understand im the idiot with the problem, but tell me im wrong here bro. there a multi million or billion dollar company and there not crooks? there partycasino is rigged, but like i said i know im the idiot for playing so it doesnt excuse my actions, but it doesnt excuse them not being crooks bro!

Here are some clues to getting out of your shitty job...
1. The word you are trying to use in NOT "there". It is THEY'RE (a contraction of the words They and Are. Shitty grammar and simple mis-spellings will keep you out of the real world jobs that pay something more than minimum wage).

2. Learn to capitalize the words at the beginning of sentences.

3. Stop writing run on sentences that just keep usings commas to separate one thought from the next.

4. Finally...

but it doesnt excuse them not being crooks bro!

It doesn't excuse them from not being crooks? You can't even keep a simple train of thought straight?

I'm not usually very critical of others:laugh:. But how did you ever think you were ever going to win anything based on the items above? In reality, I'm surprised that you are capable of even dressing yourself.

 

[neveragain]

Ok I know i do have a crap job, but I can write some decent grammer. Maybe not as good as you, but this is a forum. I guess i didn't recognize the professionalism here buddy!

 

[Jack Daniels]

Ok I know i do have a crap job, but I can write some decent grammer. Maybe not as good as you, but this is a forum. I guess i didn't recognize the professionalism here buddy!

See, it's working already (you've just implemented # 2). Oh, and I didn't say you had to be perfect. I just said here are things to work on that will get you further in life and respected more. I may not have said it as nicely as I just did, but the thoughts were there.


However...

...but I can write some decent grammer.

this is great. Thanks.

 

[Bombjack]

A bit cruel JD... not everyone's a literary genius like us.

I don't believe for a second that PartyCasino is "rigged" - it's a casino for chrissakes - you're supposed to lose money, and the fact that all casino games are unbeatable except poker (OK and live non-continuously shuffled blackjack if you count, and linked slots with cumulative bonuses) doesn't make them crooks. So it's a bit daft to complain when you lose.

At the end of the day it's nothing to do with gambling. You could buy a car you can't afford on credit, only get 3rd party insurance, and crash it into a tree. You could borrow $6k and spend the whole lot on champagne and beluga caviar. You could take off on a round the world tour. It's up to you what you do with your money. If you want to waste it on online gambling that's up to you, but don't start blaming anyone else.