****July Poker Chat Thread****

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there's this supercutegurl working the front desk at my gym, which has motivated me to go every single day so that i can drop some smalltalk knowledge on her when i sign in

pretty embarassing imo


but i've devised a sweet plan, check this out:

i'm gonna go work out as usual etc, and then as i'm about to leave, i'ma walk up to the gurl and be like "hey, i've looked everywhere and i can't find my keys. if they turn up anywhere *write down phone #* make sure you call me. THANKS, SHAWTY!





how does this sound?

No, what you do is just ask her out. And if she says no, then you insult her into submission and say you didn't want to go out with someone with a face like hers anyways.

Then she'll start crying and feel obligated to go out with you just to build her self esteem back up. It's the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
 
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nice

what if i try 4-betting her?
 
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Losing at mario kart online + dropping 2 buy-ins in like 19 seconds (or something like that, I didn't look at my HEM or cashier because if I do I will go into a fit of rage again and dragon punch my laptop lid right off) = terrible day. I'm going to go outside and step on some more ants, I might move up to caterpillars or roaches soon, we'll see how I run when I get out there.
 
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not great

new tarantino movie looks ausum i want to see
 
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yea but what if she says no then it will be awkwardville every time i go to the gym
Only if you are uncomfortable and make it that way.

Look, this is what I went through. You ask a girl out, she says no. You go home bummed but you feel good about yourself because you had the balls to ask a cute girl out. This is better than going home and wondering what she might have said if you didn't have the balls. This gives you confidence to ask the next one out. Eventually, you ask a cute girl out and she says yes.

Seriously, don't play games. A girl won't go out with you unless you ask them. If they say no, shrug your shoulders, say "No problem, couldn't hurt to ask!" and go on with your day. They won't feel awkward if you don't.

I had a 20-second encounter with a beautiful woman in a store, than she left. I said "f*** it", chased after her and asked for her number. Now she's my wife.
 
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Only if you are uncomfortable and make it that way.

Look, this is what I went through. You ask a girl out, she says no. You go home bummed but you feel good about yourself because you had the balls to ask a cute girl out. This is better than going home and wondering what she might have said if you didn't have the balls. This gives you confidence to ask the next one out. Eventually, you ask a cute girl out and she says yes.

Seriously, don't play games. A girl won't go out with you unless you ask them. If they say no, shrug your shoulders, say "No problem, couldn't hurt to ask!" and go on with your day. They won't feel awkward if you don't.

I had a 20-second encounter with a beautiful woman in a store, than she left. I said "f*** it", chased after her and asked for her number. Now she's my wife.

Although I liked the inventiveness of vanq's original idea, this x100000000000000 imo
 
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cause day and night
(day and night)

the lonely stoner frees his mind at night (right right)
 
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fml that song is so bad
 
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what an awful ****ing session today

played totally undisciplinde, lost a ton, F THIS
 
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Hey ive been settling in at 50NL but had a real rough session last night and its just shaken my confidence totally. I'm pretty tied up through this weekend but any chance a 50NL+ winning player could sweat me late Monday or Tuesday night? PM me if your interested, I would appreciate any help right now just to reinforce what I am doing right and fix what im not. TY:cool:
 
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fml that song is so bad

lol original without the gay beat is better, was on our locker room mix last year. It was all basically local Cleveland artists no one had ever heard of then the other day I heard it on the radio that version is ****ing awful.
 
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More donkaments today, wtf.
 
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so why isn't top pair ranked above a flush yet? Its such a fking hard hand to make
 
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Hollywood Undead are without doubt the greatest band around atm
 
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i think he'll make it hes sick
 
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yeh i can see him making it too, hardest part is getting started now
 
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