How many anecdotes about poker do you know?

[luckyfish98]

Why are the cards red and black?
Because red is the color of blood
but black means that we still don't know a lot

 

[luckyfish98]

Can I learn luck?-
asked the young man
You can do it, first learn how to guess the future!
-said the teacher.

 

[luckyfish98]

-Which computer is the best to win a game of poker?
-The one who can see the opponent's cards !!

 

[Dasha_21]

I don't know any poker jokes at the moment

 

[luckyfish98]

What is the strongest card in a poker game?
-Ace of course !
But why can't ace always win?

 

[luckyfish98]

-Is pair 66 the same as pair 99?
--Yes, it's 66 at the North Pole, but if you're at the South Pole, it's 99!

 

[oskarsbaumanis2]

sometimes you don't need to look for jokes about poker, because poker itself jokes a lot with the river, etc.

 

[ficticius]

I know a few but the one that Ami happened to me was hard. After playing poker all day long in a tough tournament, I make a final table and with four left and going first in chips, a storm leaves me without internet and I couldn't play the tournament.

 

[luckyfish98]

-Can you trust poker?
-Only when I have money in my pocket, but before every game my faith is gone!

 

[bullkk]

The best poker anecdote is poker itself.

 

[luckyfish98]

The best poker anecdote is poker itself.

yes it is and even more...

 

[luckyfish98]

-Aliens come to earth and see humans playing poker.
-What is this game, he asked the man - we haven't played for a long time, because we know how to read minds!

 

[luckyfish98]

-Where is the best place to play poker?
-Of course, in the ocean because there are the most fish!

 

[louuu19]

J5 is an unbeatable hand and 72 never lose

 

[Igor G]

I thought about it, and it turns out I don't know any poker anecdotes. At least now I can't recall a single anecdote. But I do have a few favorite quotes. They are quite interesting and even to some extent funny.

 

[luckyfish98]

Is poker interesting?
no
Is poker uninteresting?
no
Why do people play poker?
-not people, but poker itself attracts people!

 

[jose_saleh]

I have countless, but the worst one is when I folded on turn an open straight flush and the river gave me it T_T

 

[Sheepodog]

Always cut the cards. You may not win more often, but you'll lose less often.

 

[luckyfish98]

A large family, 52 inhabitants from a deuce to an ace
-no 4 families of 13 each !
But why do they argue so much when they all meet at the same table?

 

[Alex Sentsov]

Unexpected question?)

 

[luckyfish98]

the friend asks the other why he is so sad
-so I haven't played poker in a long time
because you can always laugh there
if I lose, I will laugh at my stupidity
if I win, I will laugh at someone else's nonsense

 

[Dimidrol2]

I knew one joke and he forgot it.

 

[luckyfish98]

I knew one joke and he forgot it.

maybe later will tell me .....

 

[luckyfish98]

-can i know what my score will be before an upcoming poker game?
-no it's the secret of the poker game

-but can i influence the outcome of the game?
-yes, but only in one of the options you can influence the game - if you have decided to lose, then 100% it will happen !

 

[dori111]

I don't know any, tell me one.