****Astronomical August Spider Chat Thread****

[slycbnew]

Position and spew monkeys =

poker stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $20 (20 bb)
Hero (BTN): $100 (100 bb)
SB: $23 (23 bb)
BB: $154.80 (154.8 bb)
UTG: $136.15 (136.2 bb)
MP: $101 (101 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 2c 2s
UTG folds, MP raises to $3, CO calls $3, Hero calls $3, SB folds, BB calls $2

Flop: ($12.50) 2d 5c 9h (4 players)
BB checks, MP checks, CO checks, Hero bets $9, BB raises to $22, MP folds, CO folds, Hero calls $13

Turn: ($56.50) 8c (2 players)
BB bets $45, Hero calls $45

River: ($146.50) Qh (2 players)
BB bets $84.80 and is all-in, Hero calls $30 and is all-in

Results: $206.50 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 9d Kc (a pair of Nines) and lost (-$100 net)
Hero showed 2c 2s (three of a kind, Twos) and won $203.50 ($103.50 net)

 

[Emperor IX]

Has anyone ever heard of something like ahk or some mod to full tilt where it would change everyones stacks and the pot from $ to BB?

 

[jdeliverer]

New favorite villain. He's calling down everyone with any pair. And since he plays so many hands (90% so far) he makes a pair quite often:

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $46.65 (93.3 bb)
UTG+2: $16.50 (33 bb)
MP1: $116.70 (233.4 bb)
MP2: $43.55 (87.1 bb)
MP3: $29.80 (59.6 bb)
CO: $8.10 (16.2 bb)
BTN: $39.45 (78.9 bb)
Hero (SB): $25.55 (51.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with J

J

2 folds, MP2 raises, MP3 calls, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls

Flop: ($5) 4

5

T

(3 players)
Hero bets, MP2 raises, MP3 folds, Hero 3-bets, MP2 calls

Turn: ($8) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls

River: ($10) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $12 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed Jd Jc (a pair of Jacks) and won $11.50 ($6.50 net)
MP2 mucked and lost (-$5 net)


Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $50.70 (101.4 bb)
BTN: $15.75 (31.5 bb)
SB: $122.95 (245.9 bb)
BB: $36.55 (73.1 bb)
UTG+2: $28.30 (56.6 bb)
MP1: $8.10 (16.2 bb)
MP2: $34.95 (69.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): $27.55 (55.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

3 folds, Hero raises, 3 folds, BB calls

Flop: ($2.25) T

K

2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

Turn: ($3.25) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

River: ($5.25) J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $7.25 pot ($0.35 rake)
Hero showed Qc Qh (two pairs, Kings and Queens) and won $6.90 ($3.40 net)
BB mucked and lost (-$3.50 net)

Convince him of the value and huge monies in HUNL

 

[KerouacsDog]

Whats your plan if the flop is A72 or KQ3?
Some particluer reason why where not shipping this prf?
Cause puttin 1/3 you stack and folding a flop is probably mistake imo.

But yeah NH. You still in it? let me know if u go deep .
GL.

if flop is A72 or KQ3 Im probably folding to a bet, and still having an M of 12 or so.
yeah, i really dont like shipping this PF, just my style.
And Im quite happy to put in 1/3 of my stack and still fold the flop, I dont mind playing short-stack in mtts.
I came 30th out of 700, defeated by runner-runner, but still tripled my buy-in, so its ok.

 

[F Paulsson]

ABBA is probably the best pop band ever. I know they're thought of as cheezy, with their weird 70s outfits, platform boots and glittery collars, but man... They knew how to make music. Björn and Benny's feel for how to produce a song - as opposed to just write and perform it - was unparallelled at the time and is still mostly uncontested today.

It had to be said.

 

[KerouacsDog]

hooray, now I can admit to liking them as well.
Whenever I hear one of their records I always sing along.

 

[F Paulsson]

 

[cAPSLOCK]

ABBA is probably the best pop band ever. I know they're thought of as cheezy, with their weird 70s outfits, platform boots and glittery collars, but man... They knew how to make music. Björn and Benny's feel for how to produce a song - as opposed to just write and perform it - was unparallelled at the time and is still mostly uncontested today.

It had to be said.

I have to admit to having a bit of a crush on Agnetha as a young boy.

 

[KerouacsDog]

Agnetha was never a young boy, surely?

 

[slycbnew]

Why do I always run hot at the END of the month, after running like #%#^ for the middle of the month??? Maybe I should only play the first and last weeks of every month...

 

[Debi]

ABBA is probably the best pop band ever. I know they're thought of as cheezy, with their weird 70s outfits, platform boots and glittery collars, but man... They knew how to make music. Björn and Benny's feel for how to produce a song - as opposed to just write and perform it - was unparallelled at the time and is still mostly uncontested today.

It had to be said.

- and I thought I loved you.

I went to my massive album collection when I read this to see if there was any ABBA there. I have "Voulez-Vous" and will listen to it today to see if I can at least find a pebble of reality in your above post.

 

[tenbob]

ABBA is probably the best pop band ever. I know they're thought of as cheezy, with their weird 70s outfits, platform boots and glittery collars, but man... They knew how to make music. Björn and Benny's feel for how to produce a song - as opposed to just write and perform it - was unparallelled at the time and is still mostly uncontested today.

It had to be said.

+1

 

[Debi]

+1

not you too.

 

[tenbob]

Yup, its my little secret

 

[eNTy]

im glad i was born 20 years after abba
faded that bombshell

 

[switch0723]

im glad i was born 20 years after abba
faded that bombshell

+1. Although i saw Mamma Mia. Wow, i don't think i'll ever see a worse thing ever, and i don't just mean worse films, i mean worse anything

 

[Tonky666]

sux

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, 600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
UTG+1: 33,204 (27.7 bb)
UTG+2: 31,267 (26.1 bb)
MP1: 12,710 (10.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 24,108 (20.1 bb)
BTN: 46,660 (38.9 bb)
SB: 17,958 (15 bb)
BB: 27,454 (22.9 bb)
MP3: 18,280 (15.2 bb)
CO: 44,110 (36.8 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with J♦ J♠
3 folds, UTG+2 calls 1,200, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 4,800, 2 folds, BB raises to 8,400, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls 3,600
Flop: (19,950) 2♦ 7♦ 2♠ (2 players)
BB bets 8,000, Hero raises to 15,558 and is all-in, BB calls 7,558
Turn: (51,066) 6♦ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (51,066) J♥ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 51,066 pot
Hero showed J♦ J♠ (a full house, Jacks full of Twos) and won 51,066 (26,958 net)
BB showed K♠ A♣ (a pair of Twos) and lost (-24,108 net)


tourney life on line................took me a long time to shove.

wow that guy a donk!
omg i hate people that play ak to river and pusheven though they dont hit !!!!!
happends all the time even if they river straight and flop4 hearts and he has no heart he still pushes!!!
THEY SUCH IDIOTS
1145th!!!!!!

 

[pantin007]

+1. Although i saw Mamma Mia. Wow, i don't think i'll ever see a worse thing ever, and i don't just mean worse films, i mean worse anything

+1 but if u listen to the music and not watch that mess they called a movie, u might like it

 

[Emperor IX]

wow that guy a donk!
omg i hate people that play ak to river and pusheven though they dont hit !!!!!
happends all the time even if they river straight and flop4 hearts and he has no heart he still pushes!!!
THEY SUCH IDIOTS
1145th!!!!!!

$0.50/$1.00 Limit Texas Hold'em - Saturday, July 18, 07:13:56 ET 2009
Table Skadi III (real money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: can i win ( $23.90 USD )
Seat 2: FoldUDummy43 ( $31.50 USD )
Seat 3: guitarshd307 ( $9.25 USD )
Seat 4: sneakybas ( $97.30 USD )
Seat 5: Emperor XIX ( $22.00 USD )
Seat 6: TyrannyNow ( $34.00 USD )
FoldUDummy43 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
guitarshd307 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Emperor XIX [ Jh Kh ]
sneakybas folds
Emperor XIX raises [$1.00 USD]
TyrannyNow folds
can i win folds
FoldUDummy43 folds
guitarshd307 calls [$0.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 2d, Ah ]
guitarshd307 checks
Emperor XIX bets [$0.50 USD]
guitarshd307 calls [$0.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
guitarshd307 bets [$1.00 USD]
Emperor XIX calls [$1.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
guitarshd307 bets [$1.00 USD]
Emperor XIX calls [$1.00 USD]
guitarshd307 shows [Jc, Tc ]
Emperor XIX shows [Jh, Kh ]
Emperor XIX wins $6.90 USD from main pot

 

[Jurn8]

any of you guys know if I create an ftp account that I have to deposit x amount of days after I open my account otherwise I dont qualify for the deposit bonus.

 

[pantin007]

any of you guys know if I create an ftp account that I have to deposit x amount of days after I open my account otherwise I dont qualify for the deposit bonus.

as long as its ur first deposit, u will get the bonus. doesnt matter how long u have had the account

 

[eNTy]

yeah that doesnt make sense, why would ftp want you to wait putting money in their pockets ?

STOP ! dont give us money just yet. wait 5 days then come back, THEN u can give us money.

 

[GunslingerZ]

Jurn, if you deposit before the end of the month you can get $50 for their Take 2 promo in September.

Have to accept the promotion to qualify, and it's EZ money.

 

[Dwilius]

Some sites say that if you don't deposit within x days after opening an account its too late to use the first deposit bonus offer, eNTy.

 

[Jurn8]

Jurn, if you deposit before the end of the month you can get $50 for their Take 2 promo in September.

Have to accept the promotion to qualify, and it's EZ money.

done

yeah that doesnt make sense, why would ftp want you to wait putting money in their pockets ?

STOP ! dont give us money just yet. wait 5 days then come back, THEN u can give us money.

what D'wilius said

Some sites say that if you don't deposit within x days after opening an account its too late to use the first deposit bonus offer, eNTy.