vanquish
Legend
Silver Level
dude wtf i kill bugs with the back of my right hand
when big bugs fly at me while i'm walking on the street, i take one swat with the back of my hand and kill them instantly
thus,
you should attack the spider at your nearest convenience, ideally with a heavy towel
when big bugs fly at me while i'm walking on the street, i take one swat with the back of my hand and kill them instantly
thus,
you should attack the spider at your nearest convenience, ideally with a heavy towel
Suited Frenzy
CardsChat Elite
Bronze Level
I love when people chase mediocre draws...
Full Tilt, 40/80 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP1: 165 (2.1 bb)
MP2: 4,830 (60.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,665 (33.3 bb)
CO: 4,400 (55 bb)
BTN: 1,605 (20.1 bb)
SB: 1,275 (15.9 bb)
BB: 1,630 (20.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,695 (33.7 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with K
Q
UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 165 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 340, CO calls 340, BTN folds, SB calls 300, BB folds
Flop: (1,265) Q
A
6
(4 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,040, CO calls 1,040, SB folds
Turn: (3,345) K
(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 1,285 and is all-in, CO calls 1,285
River: (5,915) Q
(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: 5,915 pot
Hero showed K
Q
(a full house, Queens full of Kings) and won 5,915 (3,250 net)
CO showed 5
T
(a pair of Queens) and lost (-2,665 net)
MP1 showed T
J
(a straight, Ten to Ace) and lost (-165 net)
BTW, some1 has recently hit the $10NL doomswitch on me
Full Tilt, 40/80 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP1: 165 (2.1 bb)
MP2: 4,830 (60.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,665 (33.3 bb)
CO: 4,400 (55 bb)
BTN: 1,605 (20.1 bb)
SB: 1,275 (15.9 bb)
BB: 1,630 (20.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,695 (33.7 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with K
UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 165 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 340, CO calls 340, BTN folds, SB calls 300, BB folds
Flop: (1,265) Q
SB checks, Hero bets 1,040, CO calls 1,040, SB folds
Turn: (3,345) K
Hero bets 1,285 and is all-in, CO calls 1,285
River: (5,915) Q
Results: 5,915 pot
Hero showed K
CO showed 5
MP1 showed T
BTW, some1 has recently hit the $10NL doomswitch on me
S
switch0723
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
oh well this is going from tragic to may aswell be dead territory, the curtain its behind has somehow managed to get stuck and won't move, and its jammed on the bit RIGHT NEXT TO THE SPIDER. HES SET A ****ING TRAP
S
switch0723
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
early apology for awful picture quality, i struggle to keep a steady hand as it is, never mind when my heart is going like the clappers as if ive just done a line of coke
Twas the night before Christmas, when all throgh the house
Not a creature was stirring, except probably the largest spider ever recorded.
So im sitting down telling enty how i rule etc etc std conversation when i see this beast run across the the carpet, on the other side of the room and run behind the tv. Into this mesh of wires
How am i meant to find it in that right?? So i spend a solid twenty minutes discussing tactics with enty and lemly before settling on the bowl option, i do a quick scan from range of the area and can't see it, so use a ruler to wiggle the wires a bit, so i scare it out but without making it mad, yet nothing. So im all like well where the feck could it have gone, i would have seen it leave. Thats when i look behind the curtains and see this
Note the small black spec, so im like oh well thats a lot smaller than i thought it was which is good, shame its still a spder which is bad enough, its just the fear multiplies with size. Thats when i spend a good 10 minutes trying to get in a good veiw of it to make sure since it looks too small, using swivel chair and ruler as my allies, then i find out it was just a bit of dust sticking out of this vent
Why the feck do i have a vent in my living room? and how havn't i noticed this the 19 years ive been living in this house?
It was also at this point that i nearly had a stroke when a bit of dust fell of the ceiling into my eyeline, but i faded that so its ok. So an hour after the original sighting and no sighting since, I do 1 final scan of the wires before i settle back down to the assumption the random vent leads somewhere and it must have climbed up the wall and through it, even though it looked to heavy. So im chilling back on the pc trying to convince myself the beast has left the kingdom. Then fml out of the blue, the thing runs across the room, coming from BEHIND MY DESK, WTF SHITTING MY PANTS, back over to behind the tv, ffs
That would be an accurate switch-eyed view with beast running across bottom left. Due to the shock of seeing it return to plague my life forever i smash my knee against the desk, which in the moment didnt hurt due to adrenaline, but is wrecking a lot now, prob shattered the kneecap, but thats the risk you pay when you dice with death i guess. Anyway so coming to terms with what just happened, i see the spider go right behind the tv so take the technical timeout, to compose get the head in gear, use all my potions, save my game to make sure im in peak condition for the boss battle. Than suddenly spider springs its special attack which is some sort of suprise teleport, as it suddenly comes sprinting across the room directly at me, im pretty confident it could outrun me, but im not worried because i have my bowl. Go to pick it up and its not there, ajsdfhksdjg, i left it on the floor next to the tv after i assumed spider had gone. So with no regard for my own personal safety, i get on my swivel chair and launch myself over the spider to other side of the room, somehow not breaking my neck, or worse, landing on the spider, and grab my bowl before ninja death starring to victory, somehow managing to pull off a ranged shot with a bowl which the odds of me hitting have to be slim, cool time to run good
pic of the beast will follow tomorrow when someone is around to kill it so i can take bowl off
Twas the night before Christmas, when all throgh the house
Not a creature was stirring, except probably the largest spider ever recorded.
So im sitting down telling enty how i rule etc etc std conversation when i see this beast run across the the carpet, on the other side of the room and run behind the tv. Into this mesh of wires
How am i meant to find it in that right?? So i spend a solid twenty minutes discussing tactics with enty and lemly before settling on the bowl option, i do a quick scan from range of the area and can't see it, so use a ruler to wiggle the wires a bit, so i scare it out but without making it mad, yet nothing. So im all like well where the feck could it have gone, i would have seen it leave. Thats when i look behind the curtains and see this
Note the small black spec, so im like oh well thats a lot smaller than i thought it was which is good, shame its still a spder which is bad enough, its just the fear multiplies with size. Thats when i spend a good 10 minutes trying to get in a good veiw of it to make sure since it looks too small, using swivel chair and ruler as my allies, then i find out it was just a bit of dust sticking out of this vent
Why the feck do i have a vent in my living room? and how havn't i noticed this the 19 years ive been living in this house?
It was also at this point that i nearly had a stroke when a bit of dust fell of the ceiling into my eyeline, but i faded that so its ok. So an hour after the original sighting and no sighting since, I do 1 final scan of the wires before i settle back down to the assumption the random vent leads somewhere and it must have climbed up the wall and through it, even though it looked to heavy. So im chilling back on the pc trying to convince myself the beast has left the kingdom. Then fml out of the blue, the thing runs across the room, coming from BEHIND MY DESK, WTF SHITTING MY PANTS, back over to behind the tv, ffs
That would be an accurate switch-eyed view with beast running across bottom left. Due to the shock of seeing it return to plague my life forever i smash my knee against the desk, which in the moment didnt hurt due to adrenaline, but is wrecking a lot now, prob shattered the kneecap, but thats the risk you pay when you dice with death i guess. Anyway so coming to terms with what just happened, i see the spider go right behind the tv so take the technical timeout, to compose get the head in gear, use all my potions, save my game to make sure im in peak condition for the boss battle. Than suddenly spider springs its special attack which is some sort of suprise teleport, as it suddenly comes sprinting across the room directly at me, im pretty confident it could outrun me, but im not worried because i have my bowl. Go to pick it up and its not there, ajsdfhksdjg, i left it on the floor next to the tv after i assumed spider had gone. So with no regard for my own personal safety, i get on my swivel chair and launch myself over the spider to other side of the room, somehow not breaking my neck, or worse, landing on the spider, and grab my bowl before ninja death starring to victory, somehow managing to pull off a ranged shot with a bowl which the odds of me hitting have to be slim, cool time to run good
pic of the beast will follow tomorrow when someone is around to kill it so i can take bowl off
Dwilius
CardsChat Regular
Silver Level
Its not over, switch will wake during the night to find the bowl flipped over and the beast back on the loose (its the size of his face ffs).
I just hope he makes it back to the computer to update when that happens...
I just hope he makes it back to the computer to update when that happens...
S
switch0723
Cardschat Elite
Silver Level
good point, i need some kinda secondary barrier just incase. You'll see how fast this thing is tomorrow when i try to take a picture of it and all you see is a blur and it flies past screen
J
Johnnybmoto
Rock Star
Silver Level
Ok, probably stupid Pokertracker question here.
How would I go about getting hand histories and whatnot important from a computer that does not have PT3 installed?
Also, I keep getting a timeout error when I try to import from e-mail for tournaments.
How would I go about getting hand histories and whatnot important from a computer that does not have PT3 installed?
Also, I keep getting a timeout error when I try to import from e-mail for tournaments.