**** Thread of Shame ****

[Deco]

Making this thread with the intent to have people post utterly awful hands.

Why?
*Keep a record of their worst mistakes see if there's a common theme.
*Get feedback on whether a hand is a little bad or burning money.
*Having to post your spew may make you do it less.

Not looking for this to become a cooler check or advise thread for the most part it's just to post awful hands with little to no strat content.

 

[Deco]

I'll get the ball rolling with this little beauty.
Villain is a solid reg who (rightly) views me as a spewtard.

poker stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 2274458
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $42.25
SB: $89.24
BB: $108.50
Hero (UTG): $100.00
MP: $100.00
CO: $71.56

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A :heart: K :diamond:
Hero raises to $3, MP calls $3, 4 folds

Flop: ($7.50) J :club: K :club: 4 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($16.50) 7 :spade: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $12, Hero calls $12

River: ($40.50) A :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $28.50, Hero raises to $80.50 all in, MP calls $52 all in

Final Pot: $201.50
Hero shows A :heart: K :diamond: (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MP shows J :diamond: J :spade: (three of a kind, Jacks)
MP wins $198.70
(Rake: $2.80)


I knew my image was shite, my hand underrepped and I figured I looked full of shit. Thing is I got so caught up looking in to my range I didn't think about his value range here which is going to be very tight as he can't realisticly bet lone aces and expect much value, I have AJ loads and he is unlikely to double barrel it.Leaving me with just KJ and loads of stuff that beats me.

That and although I don't check/call QT here alot of people probably do. You feel like such a tool when you ship for thin value, villain tanks then hero calls the 3rd nuts

 

[pocketehs]

probs gonna be the #1 poster in this thread

gunna start off with this one. pretty deep vs villain. I think he plays his hand literally face up and that he only has AA loooll


PokerStars - $0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $18.80 (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
SB: $43.50 (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 14.78, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 208)
Hero (BB): $44.73
UTG: $47.23 (VPIP: 45.45, PFR: 27.27, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 22)
MP: $11.15 (VPIP: 21.59, PFR: 21.02, 3Bet Preflop: 9.38, Hands: 178)
CO: $27.24 (VPIP: 41.67, PFR: 29.17, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 25)

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has 2:club: 2:diamond:

UTG raises to $0.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.10, 2 players) A:club: 8:heart: 2:spade:
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: ($1.10, 2 players) Q:spade:
Hero bets $0.75, UTG raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, UTG raises to $46.73 and is all-in, Hero calls $38.73 and is all-in

River: ($89.56, 2 players) 9:diamond:

Hero shows 2:club: 2:diamond: (Three of a Kind, Twos) (Pre 18%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
UTG shows A:spade: A:heart: (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 82%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
UTG wins $87.56

 

[Matt Vaughan]

In. Prob won't be able to post much since Bovada is stupid, but I'll try to post live spew when I can.

 

[doomasiggy]

Full Tilt - $0.05 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP+1: 114.2 BB (VPIP: 16.56, PFR: 11.47, 3Bet Preflop: 7.81, Hands: 158)
CO: 129.8 BB (VPIP: 17.24, PFR: 3.45, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 29)
Hero (BTN): 105 BB
SB: 126.2 BB (VPIP: 46.15, PFR: 26.92, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 26)
BB: 30.4 BB (VPIP: 20.69, PFR: 3.45, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 29)
UTG: 96.4 BB (VPIP: 30.56, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 36)
UTG+1: 84.4 BB (VPIP: 13.50, PFR: 9.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.92, Hands: 316)
MP: 164.6 BB (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 13.64, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 22)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has J:heart: A:spade:

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB raises to 12 BB, fold, Hero calls 9 BB

Flop: (25 BB, 2 players) T:club: 4:diamond: A:heart:
SB bets 10 BB, Hero calls 10 BB

Turn: (45 BB, 2 players) 4:club:
SB bets 30 BB, Hero calls 30 BB

River: (105 BB, 2 players) 5:heart:
SB bets 43.6 BB, Hero raises to 53 BB and is all-in, SB calls 9.4 BB

Hero shows J:heart: A:spade: (Two Pair, Aces and Fours) (Pre 25%, Flop 12%, Turn 10%)
SB shows A:diamond: K:diamond: (Two Pair, Aces and Fours) (Pre 75%, Flop 88%, Turn 90%)
SB wins 200.6 BB

 

[Cafeman]

Nice idea Deco, and here's my first contribution.

Villain is a 72/0 over 32 hands.

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players

MP: $55.53 (111.1 bb)
CO: $101.80 (203.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $132.38 (264.8 bb)
SB: $64.86 (129.7 bb)
BB: $38.64 (77.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

6

2 folds, Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.75, BB folds

Flop: ($3) 4

A

5

(2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($6) 8

(2 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $8, SB calls $6.50

River: ($22) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15.75, SB raises to $54.26 and is all-in, Hero calls $38.51

Results: $130.52 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: 4

A

5

8

A

Hero mucked 7

6

and lost (-$64.86 net)
SB showed A

8

and won $127.52 ($62.66 net)

 

[ScottishMatt]

Cafespew, I like it!

Everyone knows that I never spew so my only role in this here thread shall be as a spectator.

 

[Deco]

Don't think any have been that bad if at all so far as they're all against immense whales where the runouts brought you to a really sick spot.
Only one I could probably fold is doomsiggys.

 

[LD1977]

UTG ($6.45)
UTG+1 ($6.60)
MP1 ($2.29)
MP2 ($2.83)
CO ($5)
Button ($5.04)
SB ($4)
Hero (BB) ($6.93)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

, 6

1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.05, MP1 calls $0.05, MP2 calls $0.05, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.22) 7

, 3

, 8

(4 players)
Hero bets $0.16, UTG+1 calls $0.16, MP1 raises to $0.45, MP2 calls $0.45, Hero raises to $6.88 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $6.39 (All-In), MP1 calls $1.79 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: ($16.01) 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($16.01) Q

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $16.01 | Rake: $0.80

Results below:

Spoiler

Hero had 5

, 6

(high card, Queen). - 15% equity on the flop
UTG+1 had 3

, 3

(three of a kind, threes).
MP1 had 7

, 6

(flush, Queen high).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $8.18, MP1 won $7.03

I have many other spews but at least most of them have SOME logic behind.

Here:
- 4-way pot, I got raised... I have microscopic fold equity.
- My draw is the worst possible one (bottom end of a straight, really... double facepalm), 2 of my outs are completing flushes.
- I am well behind any made hands and any flush draws which will surely get involved here.
- I have the largest stack so I am donating money to everybody.

 

[acky100]

cafeman, deco said spew thread not cooler thread!

 

[TylerN]

Now were talking ^^^^^^^

I LIKE IT

 

[ScottishMatt]

Well, technically it's a thread of shame but W/E.

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

tourney regs for ya.

PokerStars - $20+$2|100/200 Ante 20 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 9,652 (VPIP: 29.70, PFR: 24.24, 3Bet Preflop: 6.45, Hands: 169)
Hero (BTN): 18,971
SB: 17,078 (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
BB: 11,970 (VPIP: 21.52, PFR: 17.72, 3Bet Preflop: 3.45, Hands: 79)
UTG: 3,726 (VPIP: 21.30, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 113)
MP: 6,590 (VPIP: 26.32, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)

6 players post ante of 20, SB posts SB 100, BB posts BB 200

Pre Flop: (pot: 420) Hero has K:heart: 3:spade:

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 400, SB calls 300, fold

Flop: (1,120, 2 players) 7:diamond: 4:diamond: T:heart:
SB checks, Hero bets 600, SB calls 600

Turn: (2,320, 2 players) Q:club:
SB checks, Hero bets 1,400, SB calls 1,400

River: (5,120, 2 players) 9:spade:
SB checks, Hero bets 2,400, SB calls 2,400

Spoiler

Hero shows K:heart: 3:spade: (High Card, King) (Pre 59%, Flop 13%, Turn 7%)
SB shows T:spade: 5:heart: (One Pair, Tens) (Pre 41%, Flop 87%, Turn 93%)
SB wins 9,920

 

[Ducky7]

Pft you guys suck... what a stupid idea just play better you fish

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Weeeee

 

[JusSumguy]

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Pft you guys suck... what a stupid idea just play better you fish

Nicest guy on CC - right here folks!! ^

 

[vinylspiros]

This picture is brilliant. had me cracking up.

L my FREKKIN A OFF



nice thread BTW DECO. im sure it will be the one i will be posting in the most.

 

[TylerN]

Revolution Gaming Network - $0.20 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: $36.42 (VPIP: 91.67, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
UTG: $20.00 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 20)
Hero (CO): $20.00
BTN: $15.94 (VPIP: 40.51, PFR: 31.65, 3Bet Preflop: 12.00, Hands: 83)
SB: $26.79 (VPIP: 25.83, PFR: 20.42, 3Bet Preflop: 6.52, Hands: 245)

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.20

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.30) Hero has T:diamond: Q:club:

UTG calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.80, BTN calls $0.80, fold, BB calls $0.60, UTG calls $0.60

Flop: ($3.30, 4 players) A:club: 8:club: 5:club:
BB bets $1.65, fold, Hero calls $1.65, BTN calls $1.65

Turn: ($8.25, 3 players) 4:club:
BB bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, BTN calls $0.20

River: ($8.85, 3 players) 9:spade:
BB checks, Hero bets $5.00, BTN raises to $13.29 and is all-in, fold, Hero calls $8.29

Hero shows T:diamond: Q:club: (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 42%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
BTN shows K:club: 7:club: (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 58%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%)
BTN wins $33.66

 

[LD1977]

We could have a sort of a pageant (like for Miss something).

Criteria can be:
1. optimism
2. obliviousness (to board development and hand possibilities)
3. ignorance of pot odds and equity
4. artistic impression

etc.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

The post counts for all the cash grinders are gonna soar through the roof

 

[LD1977]

TylerN - LOVE BB's turn sizing, polarized

 

[WVHillbilly]

My God, this thread is full of rank amateurs!

I submit:

Winning Poker Network - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 116.6 BB
UTG: 171.5 BB
CO: 337 BB
BTN: 203.9 BB
Hero (SB): 102.5 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T♦ T♥

fold, CO raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 12 BB, fold, CO calls 9.5 BB

Flop: (25 BB, 2 players) 4♠ A♦ 6♥
Hero bets 15.8 BB, CO calls 15.8 BB

Turn: (56.6 BB, 2 players) 6♣
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (56.6 BB, 2 players) 5♠
Hero bets 1 BB, CO raises to 11 BB, Hero raises to 74.7 BB and is all-in, CO calls 63.7 BB

CO shows 3♥ A♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Sixes) (Pre 29%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows T♦ T♥ (Two Pair, Tens and Sixes) (Pre 71%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
CO wins 195.7 BB

 

[Cafeman]

I am so gonna find a hand, you wait!!!

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

WHY AM I SO ****ING BAD

fold 9k, he has the nuts 9k, HE'S A ****ING 12/8 AT 6MAX 9K, FOLD YOUR OVERPAIR 9K

**** me.

PokerStars - £0.25 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: £7.28 (VPIP: 63.33, PFR: 4.44, 3Bet Preflop: 2.63, Hands: 91)
BB: £25.00 (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 8.93, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 56)
Hero (UTG): £32.32
MP: £26.36 (VPIP: 20.29, PFR: 15.22, 3Bet Preflop: 2.27, Hands: 141)
CO: £25.58 (VPIP: 19.67, PFR: 13.77, 3Bet Preflop: 3.06, Hands: 311)
BTN: £50.42 (VPIP: 29.63, PFR: 18.52, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 54)

SB posts SB £0.10, BB posts BB £0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: £0.35) Hero has Q:diamond: Q:club:

Hero raises to £0.75, MP calls £0.75, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to £3.00, Hero calls £2.25, fold

Flop: (£6.85, 2 players) 4:diamond: 3:spade: 2:club:
BB bets £3.25, Hero calls £3.25

Turn: (£13.35, 2 players) 9:heart:
BB checks, Hero bets £5.50, BB raises to £18.75 and is all-in, Hero calls £13.25

River: (£50.85, 2 players) 2:heart:
Players agreed to run it twice.

River #2: (£50.85, 2 players) 3:club:

Spoiler

BB shows K:club: K:heart: (Two Pair, Kings and Twos)Board #1 (Pre 82%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)Board #2 (Pre 82%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows Q:diamond: Q:club: (Two Pair, Queens and Twos)Board #1 (Pre 18%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)Board #2 (Pre 18%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
BB wins £24.80
BB wins £24.80