Best Poker Nicknames

[oneybiggs]

Hi all,Oneybiggs here.

Tell us the best or most amusing nicknames you've seen or thought of.

As the first thread I've ever started I'm hoping it will gain traction and provide some entertainment.
I'll kick off with one I always liked and remembered

PEACELIMIT

and the one I thought of today that lead me to starting this thread is

SlapMeWHACKu
hehe gl at the tables all.

fl11nk1w1. (Flying kiwi) the Kiwi is new zealand's flightless bird and national emblem along with the silver fern.its my casino nick but also used on a couple of pokersites I don't visit much right at the moment.

Jesu$Chri$t is one I've seen here in the CardsChat forum that really tickled my fancy to say the least haha,very impressive.

 

[Trillian]

One that I saw on pokerstars and that made me chuckle was diesonriver. Very often I think, I should have chosen it. Stars is also known sometimes as Jokerstars or Riverstars.

 

[kittykittykat]

Llord Nakcor... rock and roll spelled backwards.

 

[Edison A]

Once I saw in pokerstars a username who says (siemprpierdo) (I alwayslose)

 

[oneybiggs]

One that I saw on Pokerstars and that made me chuckle was diesonriver. Very often I think, I should have chosen it. Stars is also known sometimes as Jokerstars or Riverstars.

Indeed jokastars (river jokes) does seem to defy gravity and outweigh all laws of average/physics/logic/mathematics and reasonable thinking..

 

[lewis99]

gday all..someinteresting from our friday nite bar league..two-outer...he doesnt know when to fold.... the cashman...obvious i think......lastly is...the limper....because of his walk,not play style,lol thanks darrell

 

[NBDG8477]

beepbeepwhostolemyjeep was a good one um whackmeoff was another lol thewhorufcuk was another meaning "who the **** ru" some interesting nicknames out there for sure

 

[xbronk]

I always remember one such disconnected

 

[infonazar]

Nickname does not matter.
It is only important how well you play poker.

 

[acemenow]

Funniest one I ever saw. I bet he called and had a better hand I instinctively typed nh and then read his screen name = inonhmeansfu

I was rofl

 

[Dejange]

Here at CardsChat the best nick I saw is meagain00 Andre, respect my friend

As from the wide poker audience, I like "durrrr" could be wrong with number of letters, and also "Iambudhaaa''

 

[AcooltartA]

I always get a kick out of the "sittingout" nickname. On some sites it can be confusing as hell lmao. Also another one I saw recently is "TwoChipsOneCup" lol lol!

 

[marcelo benavidez]

there a lot of funny names, but you can only get the mean is in spanish...

 

[Fastone2]

Probably anything that has reference to 420.... LOL...

 

[aj43615]

WhistleD!ick...lol

 

[Slav4obaby]

jockerstarsfan is my favorite

 

[pokerdwarf]

Steckzilla on Pokerstars is a good name.

 

[Serjo600]

Here one page there many screens of funny nicknames by online dudes, some of them are very funny https://www.uapoker.info/blog/kultsasha/rzhaka-105408 the most disgusting in my memory, nick was on FTP PBOTHblE_MACCbl
that's what English means vomit. uke:

 

[Joonnn1212]

There are quite a few funny poker puns I've seen as screennames, and I also really enjoy the ones that play off of other celebrities or famous poker players. Some of my favs are PoorHomieQuan based off of the rapper and CrownUpGay off of Fedor's screenname!

 

[Psyanide14]

One I saw I though was neat was Gone Fishing

 

[oneybiggs]

Saw another good one today lol
flopturnFFS....hehe gotta love it.

 

[Riomaa]

Only one I've seen that I liked was MayorOfNuttsville.

 

[bonzai888]

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neverwin
muthasucka
donkeytonkman
any2willDO