john_entony
Legend
Platinum Level
I've told earlier that I always ate lunch at the poker table when I was a student. And one day I ordered a juicy burger when I was playing to cash. And yes, I accidentally soiled the green cloth of the poker table with sauce. It was very embarrassing, I apologized to the dealer, cleaned up the sauce with a napkin, and continued playing. It was strange, but no sanctions were issued to me. 
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skaterick
Legend
Loyaler
ive mucked the winning hand at showdown 3 times in big pots in cash games. never turned them over !in fairness one time the dealer dragged them in a bit early as i pondered , but i did think i had lost till they were going into the discards .
Tammy
Can I help you?
Administrator
I can't think of any live embarrassing moments, other than acting out of turn, but when I first started playing online poker, I thought any poker pair was GOLD, and would shove all-in preflop. Pocket 2s? ALL-IN. 3s? Pfft, even better!!! People started berating me in the chat, and it made me stop and think that maybe that wasn't the best play in the world. lol
Emily Trott
Legend
Loyaler
Good dealer. ❤️ I’ve told more than one person sitting next to me the same thing.
Martin
Scokyl's Scoundrels
Administrator
Thought that was till your strategy, always seems to be the case against me lol
Tammy
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Administrator
Shhh!!! You're giving out my secrets!!!
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GarotoMaroto
Rock Star
Platinum Level
One day i was in a friends house to play live poker and in the first hand one of them shoved and i called with K9s or something like that and i just lost in the first hand,i have no idea why i called XD
God bless
God bless
Tammy
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Because there is something about K9 suited that you know it's just bad, bad, bad, but it talks you into calling.
AzdajaD
Meat Pounder
Loyaler
Reason can be cute, cute, cute...😄❤Because there is something about K9 suited that you know it's just bad, bad, bad, but it talks you into calling.
TheKAAHK
Bubble Punter
Loyaler
I pooped myself at the casino during a tournament.
I was 20. My cousin and I had spent the last 5 days on the road, going from our home town, to Calgary and back because we got bored and wanted to drink in another province. On our way back through Winnipeg we decided to stop there to party some more and ended up at the casino. We were playing blackjack and pounding whiskeys when I heard the announcement for a $100 rebuy mtt. So I got myself into that. Cousin kept going at the blackjack.
After many days of drinking and eating nothing but fast food, my body wasn't in great shape.
Roughly 2 hours into the tournament I had a decent stack and had stopped drinking and was on the water. All was going well until I started to feel queasy. I left the table a few times to get air and keep myself from vomiting. I thought I finally got through it and got back to the table. I ended up in a huge 3-way pot on the bubble for a dominating stack, and when my flopped full house held up I stood up and gave a celebratory fist pump and cheer. At that moment my gut revolted against my sphincter and I shat myself.
It was brutal. Everyone around me knew what I did. There was no hiding it. I quickly asked the dealer to handle my stacking, which he was kind to oblige and ran out.
I found the floor guy and while he was obviously a little disgusted, he was gracious enough to get me a room at the hotel and find me a change of clothes when I gave him my credit card. I bolted to the nearest bathroom to clean up what I could and not too long after a casino employee came in with the clothes and showed me to my room. I showered, changed again, and made it back to the tourney.
After all was said and done I had enough of a stack left after blinding off for an hour to grind to a cash in 10th for over $1k.
My table mates and I had a good laugh about it all and the casino staff were all very professional about the whole thing.
Even though it was incredibly embarrassing at the time, it turned into a good laugh and a good time in the end.
I was 20. My cousin and I had spent the last 5 days on the road, going from our home town, to Calgary and back because we got bored and wanted to drink in another province. On our way back through Winnipeg we decided to stop there to party some more and ended up at the casino. We were playing blackjack and pounding whiskeys when I heard the announcement for a $100 rebuy mtt. So I got myself into that. Cousin kept going at the blackjack.
After many days of drinking and eating nothing but fast food, my body wasn't in great shape.
Roughly 2 hours into the tournament I had a decent stack and had stopped drinking and was on the water. All was going well until I started to feel queasy. I left the table a few times to get air and keep myself from vomiting. I thought I finally got through it and got back to the table. I ended up in a huge 3-way pot on the bubble for a dominating stack, and when my flopped full house held up I stood up and gave a celebratory fist pump and cheer. At that moment my gut revolted against my sphincter and I shat myself.
It was brutal. Everyone around me knew what I did. There was no hiding it. I quickly asked the dealer to handle my stacking, which he was kind to oblige and ran out.
I found the floor guy and while he was obviously a little disgusted, he was gracious enough to get me a room at the hotel and find me a change of clothes when I gave him my credit card. I bolted to the nearest bathroom to clean up what I could and not too long after a casino employee came in with the clothes and showed me to my room. I showered, changed again, and made it back to the tourney.
After all was said and done I had enough of a stack left after blinding off for an hour to grind to a cash in 10th for over $1k.
My table mates and I had a good laugh about it all and the casino staff were all very professional about the whole thing.
Even though it was incredibly embarrassing at the time, it turned into a good laugh and a good time in the end.
