Poker Routines

[tribal_kronic]

Just a friendly tip. If you want to rip a tard that is one thing, but to classify a nationality on this site is not very smart.

good point brianna, just because aceofkings use to ride the short bus to stupid town doesn't mean all australians did, i apologize to all the aussies out there

 

[topp44]

if you didnt care then why flip out like you did?? you DO have a complex because you got told that drugs aint cool because you know they are a ridiculous thing to do and your an adict that needs to take a look!

p.s you can abuse me all you want, coz i actually dont care

bong on stoner, have a nice death

i think thats a horrible attitude. The isnt any proof the smoking greenery is any more physically dangerous than smoking cigs. Your clearley ignorant regarding this topic. Contrary to popular belive weed isnt the life ruining drug you might claim. Infact you want to look at your self... Companys such as coke, pepsi, macdonalads are far more life ruining than drugs and there products are proven to shorten life expectancy more than smoking weed in many cases.
For example if you eat fast food every day then your physical health effects are exactley the same as a khronic smoker, and thats a fact. Youv both got a life expectancy of around 60. mental effets are different, but its no worse than being a druken arsehole.

 

[robwhufc]

i think thats a horrible attitude. The isnt any proof the smoking greenery is any more physically dangerous than smoking cigs. Your clearley ignorant regarding this topic. Contrary to popular belive weed isnt the life ruining drug you might claim. Infact you want to look at your self... Companys such as coke, pepsi, macdonalads are far more life ruining than drugs and there products are proven to shorten life expectancy more than smoking weed in many cases.
For example if you eat fast food every day then your physical health effects are exactley the same as a khronic smoker, and thats a fact. Youv both got a life expectancy of around 60. mental effets are different, but its no worse than being a druken arsehole.

I started this, and shouldn't have really - i think me and Tribal are cool now. But what an argument - "there isn't any proof that smoking pot is any more physically dangerous than smoking cigs" - what the same cigs that cause cancer to your lungs, mouth and throat, restrict blood flow to your heart, and vastly increase your chances of becoming sterile / impotent? And yes, pepsi and macdonalds are equally as unhealthy, but no-one ever suffered from inhaling second hand burger fumes, has been robbed by someone who needs their next fix of pepsi, or has been knocked over by a driver high on doughnuts. KIDS, DRUGS ARE BAD AND ARE NOT COOL!!!!
and p.s Topps - just curious, but what is your first language?

 

[topp44]

second hand smoke is one think...

but i saw a 3 year kid eating the shit from burger king yesterday and they do make the products they sell adictive. especialy to kids under ten years of age. Anything fatty and sugery to a kid is addictive (in a psycological rather then physical sence) they want more and more and wont eat stuf that isnt fatty and sugery. This does often get tot the point where you have to feed your kid shit or he wont eat.
I think this is worse than smoking becuase its legal.

having said that some 9 year old kid stopped in the park when i was skinning one up and blagged me to lend him a joint. (he said his parent give it to him)... so i asked him if his parents could get me any lol.

he looked fat and fastfooded too. (life expectancy... fast food + pot = about 50)

o, its what i call lazy english.

 

[tenbob]

Smoking is now banned in all public buildings in ireland (inclusive of Bars, Cinemas, Offices etc..) as a smoker i have to say its fantastic. Take-away food at the moment is exempt from VAT !!!! This however is also about to change in the coming year (s) or so with the introduction of a "Fat Tax", in order to encourage people to eat better !.

Drunken arseholes are fine as long as its their own decision, as are pot-heads, druggies, take away junkies etc. However none of this should be encouraged to the youth. If your an adult then its your own decision. But as Rob said its not cool and not fun ! It will ruin your life.

All this advise from a forum of gamblers (lol)

 

[robwhufc]

when i was skinning one up

Could there be a more graphic Anti-Drugs statement than this?

 

[topp44]

drugs do not ruin lives.

people abusing drugs ruin there lives.

there substance abuse is usualy the result of external pressure.

ie... its not the ****ing drugs that ruin there lives. its the parent who keeps slapping his kids whos ruing the life. The kids doing drugs to escape and is likley feeling better when he is high than when he is not.

ie- the drugs relieving the psychological tourment caused by the outside pressure and actually improving the quality of life.

this is esp the case with cannabis which has numberous medical aplications.

think about paracetamol... every one takes it!.

its changes your blood pressure and alters your heart rate...

exactley the same physialogical effects as cannabis without the psycological aspect.

you cant just say drugs are bad period... then say but other drugs are ok becuase the government says so.

for ****s sake the people of the countrys make the laws and inuf people wanted cannabis to be legal it would be legalised becuase thats what democracys do.

then you would just say... ok, cannabis is ok becuase youv been told that by your government. i think thats a ****ing ricdicuous point of view and shows true ignorance regarding a topic that is clearley beyond your level ov comprihension or understanding.

it might not be cool (your applying a streriotype to all pot smokers you know!) but the dude didnt even try to sound cool . he said it becuase its his lifestlye.
if anything you ****wits are more likely to be acting cool when you go out to bars with ****ing greasy shit on your hair and creases ironed into your shirts whist you dring nasty tasting fermented vegetables in a moist and sticky atmosphere. thats hella cool that is.

leave cannabis alone and stop repeating what your government tells you about it and protest against something realey bad like alcohol... the developed words social control drug of choice. thats the real killer... acohol has enslaved the whole developed worlds population stoped them learning more, advancing more and ultimatley made us all stupid (you, not be) again.
billions of people simpley work to pay for evening or weekend alcohol. If they didnt work they couldnt afford the alcohol, but they need the alcohol to work otherwise they wouldnt sleep properley and get dperessed.
FACT

cannabis cannot be used in this way. (or has not yet)

now leave it be, and accept your ignorant.

 

[robwhufc]

I made my first post to Tribal because I thought he had manufactured the post just so he could tell everyone he smoked pot (though this wasn't necessary - see his avatar and nickname). What he does isn't anything to do with me - we've pm'd and i've apologised for being a jerk.

Sorry Topp - I enjoy reading your posts, but I don't want to get into an argument with someone who thinks "enough" is spelt "inuf". I'd just be wasting my time.

 

[twizzybop]

i think thats a horrible attitude. The isnt any proof the smoking greenery is any more physically dangerous than smoking cigs.
Actually there is.. 1 Joint carries about the same tar and nicotine in it as 1 pack of cigarettes.

Your clearley ignorant regarding this topic. Contrary to popular belive weed isnt the life ruining drug you might claim. Infact you want to look at your self... Companys such as coke, pepsi, macdonalads are far more life ruining than drugs and there products are proven to shorten life expectancy more than smoking weed in many cases.
So isn't a few other things.. we won't forget to mention the few parts you missed. Such as the wonderful cell phone and vehicles.. I'll go into that in a little bit. Then remember back around late 80's.. early 90's.. Jim Fix(can't fully remember his name)? Health nut guru who died of a heart attack at a fairly young age. Oops thought being a health nut guru your life expectancy would be much much longer. Known fact that 1st a veggie burger has less proteins that are good for the body then a hamburger. That caffeine done in moderation actually helps certain cancers(forgot which one).. Crap forgot soda has caffeine in it. Ok we shall drink water(lets drink the flavored stuff especially).. you honestly think that peach flavored water(or any other flavor) comes out of the ground? So companies are going to put sugar free flavored stuff into water?
Thats right.. Lets use a sugar substitute..crap forgot again that some sugar substitutes when used over a pro longed period of time can cause cancer.

The vehicle thingy: Known fact.. That your car takes 6-9 months depending on size and weight of the vehicle. It takes that long for it to produce carbon monoxide and put the vehicle's weight of carbon monoxide into the air. So which is more to worry about? Second hand smoke or "our" ozone layers??

Cell phones: Known facts: That talking on your cell phone is equated equally to that of someone driving drunk(.08). That 1:4 collisions is from a distracted driver(including everything else such as lighting a cigarette to changing the radio station). Still doesn't excuse the cell phone user.

For example if you eat fast food every day then your physical health effects are exactley the same as a khronic smoker, and thats a fact. Youv both got a life expectancy of around 60. mental effets are different, but its no worse than being a druken arsehole.
Crap I should be dead by now.. I've drank, smoked cigarettes(weed included) and ate everything from Mcd's to Local convinece store sausage biscuit. Heck I should be on death's bed by now. Please explain to me why someone really needs to live to be over 100? Did society instill this into you or did you come to this conclusion on your own? What haven't you done by the time you reach a certain age that you "must" do? Age 60? 65? 75? 90?
I won't personally deprive or worry myself because I don't live to a certain age all because society says I have to or you shouldn't do this and you shouldn't do that. Last I recalled I have a free will and a choice of what I should or shouldn't do.

but i saw a 3 year kid eating the shit from burger king yesterday and they do make the products they sell adictive. especialy to kids under ten years of age. Anything fatty and sugery to a kid is addictive (in a psycological rather then physical sence) they want more and more and wont eat stuf that isnt fatty and sugery. This does often get tot the point where you have to feed your kid shit or he wont eat.
I think this is worse than smoking becuase its legal.
Yeah lets blame it all on the companies instead of the parents who's responsibility is the child. This is just a cop out and putting blame where it shouldn't be put. My child is addicted to fast food and sugar cause I bought it for them, not my fault at all. The company should be shamed because I bought it for them.

Love the speach tenbob almost perfect..
Smoking is now banned in all public buildings in Ireland (inclusive of Bars, Cinemas, Offices etc..) as a smoker i have to say its fantastic. I almost fully agree but just 1 thing. You take smoking away from a bar(you can't replace the patrons who smoke with non-smokers). Bars have lost money because the smoking drinker now drinks at home.

e... its not the ****ing drugs that ruin there lives. its the parent who keeps slapping his kids whos ruing the life. The kids doing drugs to escape and is likley feeling better when he is high than when he is not.
There is alot more involved then what you think here.. Escape maybe but there are other variables such as.. to fit in..curiousity at 1st.

 

[tenbob]

I almost fully agree but just 1 thing. You take smoking away from a bar(you can't replace the patrons who smoke with non-smokers). Bars have lost money because the smoking drinker now drinks at home.

Initially yes they did Twizzy. But here the strange part , most of the bars now have dedicated outdoor, heated, smoking areas. Most of the bars, that i go to have told me that initially business was way down. Now its a different story. In fact, its a whole new social scene going outside for a smoke. I also smoke way less.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

And yes, pepsi and macdonalds are equally as unhealthy, but no-one ever suffered from inhaling second hand burger fumes...

I dunno, I've been sat next to morbidly fat people on buses and trains before and inhaling their bodily stench has gotta be as unhealthy as inhaling cig smoke.

 

[topp44]

i was hoping that was going to be an end to it.

spelling is dodgey becuase i cant be bothered, you obviousley understand the meaning of the words. (language would make more sence if written based on sound not written word.)
anyway...
cell phones are bad... there is no way they could have tested the effects becuase they only invented them 15 years ago and people live for 75 years. So in 35 years a terible plague might inflict the western world, we just dont know. To be honest im not best pleased about that fact but there is little i can do. All i know is that if the air were ment to be saturated with waves of all spectrums then it would have been done during the war. The fact they didnt do that (and only used a few bands for radio and tv) suggests they wernt to happy about it when the technology was invented. But then im not going into that. Im sat here in a field of 2.5-5ghz radio waves for my wireless internet and im exposed to that 24hrs per day. (again they cant ov tested exposure over a lifetime, simpley not feesable). feel a little like a ginni pig. Perhaps how this whole 100 years in history will be remembered "the ginni foul era " when 2 generation of humans exposed themselfs to all sorts of shit for the 2000 years of people to use the technology safley.

Iv lost topic again. ( smoking 2 much pot \ + playing to much poker)

I cant be bothered to go into the health thing anymore, i smoke chronically (lol, if you hadnt guessed) but i do regular exercice, i ride my bike everywhere everyday, and eat fresh fruit and vegetables all the time, eggs, meats. I havnt eten fast food or frozen meals for over two years- I do love cooking so it aint a prob. its better than buying the shits.
In my mind this compensates for the smoking. But your right, i could still get cancer becuase cancer is partially genetic and partially lifestyle. (50/50) split.

Anyway... i like the idea that i can buy the best food in the world on my door step, like eveyone else in this country, and everyone leave it for me.
The just dont eat it. Stupid bastards go and buy left overs from fast food joints and ready meals. Thats the funny thing. If everyone wanted to eat all the nice stuff then i wouldnt be able to afford it. lol but at the moment i can buy i decent steak, vegetables, spices and everything for £5 and its going to be realey nice. Or i can go to macdonalds and buy a meal for £5 and its the left over trimming from my steak with all the fat and shit. All the out ov date potatoes that have been turned into smash, then rehydrated, boiled in oil and salted. Cheeze that doesnt even contain milk and lettice that frankley looks like it would be happier in a bin.
Lets not talk about what passes for an onion.
At the end of the day, someone has to eat everyones leftovers, might as well be the ignorant bastards that have a go at peaople simpley becuase they smoke. becuase when i get munchies in about an hour after smoking this here bowl im going to cook me some some fresh salmon in a thick herby double cream sauce which im going to serve with courgettes, mushrooms, and a little spaghettie. And il be following that down with some fresh pinapple, greek yoghurt and some walnuts and peacans.

Even if i die earley. it tastes too good to miss out on.

what was the topic of the thread again. lol.

i wont post any more on this one.

any more of my post on this thread... someone deleat them pelase.

 

[robwhufc]

Right, my poker routine! - I get a pen and my note book out to write the hands i'm dealt - I open up Cardschat to surf around whilst i'm playing (and should be concentrating!) - and i get a bit of scrap paper to write things like "do not bluff" afer i've been caught bluffing for the 5th time!

 

[Dennis C]

Right, my poker routine! - I get a pen and my note book out to write the hands I'm dealt - I open up Cardschat to surf around whilst I'm playing (and should be concentrating!) - and i get a bit of scrap paper to write things like "do not bluff" after I've been caught bluffing for the 5th time!

LOL I think you pegged it Rob, this thread has drastically moved of course due to not paying attention.

Here maybe I can help out. My routine is to or not to smoke a joint, eat fast food, talk on my cell phone, and drink a gallon of liquor and all at the same time.

 

[JAMILE1]

i was hoping that was going to be an end to it.



I cant be bothered to go into the health thing anymore, i smoke chronically (lol, if you hadnt guessed) but i do regular exercice, i ride my bike everywhere everyday, and eat fresh fruit and vegetables all the time, eggs, meats. I havnt eten fast food or frozen meals for over two years- I do love cooking so it aint a prob. its better than buying the shits.
In my mind this compensates for the smoking. But your right, i could still get cancer becuase cancer is partially genetic and partially lifestyle. (50/50) split.

Anyway... i like the idea that i can buy the best food in the world on my door step, like eveyone else in this country, and everyone leave it for me.
The just dont eat it. Stupid bastards go and buy left overs from fast food joints and ready meals. Thats the funny thing. If everyone wanted to eat all the nice stuff then i wouldnt be able to afford it. lol but at the moment i can buy i decent steak, vegetables, spices and everything for £5 and its going to be realey nice. Or i can go to macdonalds and buy a meal for £5 and its the left over trimming from my steak with all the fat and shit. All the out ov date potatoes that have been turned into smash, then rehydrated, boiled in oil and salted. Cheeze that doesnt even contain milk and lettice that frankley looks like it would be happier in a bin.
Lets not talk about what passes for an onion.
At the end of the day, someone has to eat everyones leftovers, might as well be the ignorant bastards that have a go at peaople simpley becuase they smoke. becuase when i get munchies in about an hour after smoking this here bowl im going to cook me some some fresh salmon in a thick herby double cream sauce which im going to serve with courgettes, mushrooms, and a little spaghettie. And il be following that down with some fresh pinapple, greek yoghurt and some walnuts and peacans.

Even if i die earley. it tastes too good to miss out on.

what was the topic of the thread again. lol.

WOW!! Houston we are lost. Just a wondering do you ascribe to the NWO?
dude da dope must be good ha? LOL

 

[twizzybop]

most of the bars now have dedicated outdoor, heated, smoking areas.
Not around here they don't.. You freeze your ass off, that is your problem not thiers. Then not to forget the pool factor..You can't stop in the middle of a game and go smoke a butt. You wouldn't want the non-smokers behind you waiting for thier turn to get irate would you? Especially with the rule of knocking the winner(s) off the table to get control of it... You want to dedicate something to us smokers.. Dedicate a few bars.. Don't get me wrong.. Yes accomodate the non smokers.. Give them 80% of the bars in town or city as non-smoking. Give the smokers 20%... this way nobody can complain about each others bars...They even complain cause your smoking outside near the bar as you walk towards it...

 

[tribal_kronic]

LOL i love you guys!!