A A - American Airlines, Rockets, Bullets
A K - Big Slick, Anna Kournikova
A Q - Big Chick, Ice Cream, Anna Kournikova
A J - Jackass, Ajax, Blackjack
A 10 - Bookends, Johnny Moss
A 9 - Rounders Hand, Chris Ferguson, Jesus
A 8 - Dead Man's Hand, Barely Legal
A 7 - Red Baron
A 6 - Mile High Club, Sweet Sixteen
A 5 - High Five
A 4 - Transvestite
A 3 - Baskin Robbins
A 2 - Hunting Season
K K - Cowboys, Ace Magnets, King Kong, Brokeback Mountain, Elvis Presley
K Q - Marriage
K J - Kojak, Jacking Off (if off suit)
K 10 - Katie
K 9 - Canine, The Dog Hand
K 8 - Monica Lewinsky, Kate
K 7 - King Salmon
K 6 - The Concubine
K 5 - Rotten King
K 4 - F*cking The Queen
K 3 - King Crab
K 2 - Donald Duck
Q Q - Four Tits, Hilton Sisters, Siegfried and Roy, Mop Squeezers
Q J - Oedipus, Maverick, Pinochle
Q 10 - Q-Tip, Varkonyi, Quint
Q 9 - Quinine
Q 8 - Face Sitter
Q 7 - Computer Hand
Q 6 - Lancelot
Q 5 - Overtime, Granny Mae
Q 4 - F*cking The King
Q 3 - Gay Waiter
Q 2 - Daisy Duck
J J - Fishhooks, Hooks
J 10 - Cloutier
J 9 - Virgin Princss, German Virgin, Braggars
J 8 - Jeffrey Dahmer
J 7 - Jack Daniels
J 6 - Railroad Hand
J 5 - Motown, Jackson Five
J 4 - Flat Tire
J 3 - San Francisco Waitress
J 2 - Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo, Jew
10 10 - Twenty Miles, Boxcars, Dimes
10 9 - Countdown
10 8 - Tenacious
10 7 - Bowling Hand, Split
10 6 - Drivers License, Sweet Sixteen
10 5 - Woolworths, Five and Dime
10 4 - Broderick Crawford, Over and Out
10 3 - Terminator 3
10 2 - Doyle Brunson
9 9 - Gretsky, Hellmuth, German Virgin
9 8 - Oldsmobile
9 7 - Old Man, Grapefruit
9 6 - Big Lick, Happy Meal
9 5 - Dolly Parton, Working Man
9 4 - San Francisco (49er)
9 3 - Jack Benny (39)
9 2 - Montana Banana, Twiggy (29)
8 8 - Dog Balls, Snowman, Fat Ladies
8 7 - RPM (78 )
8 6 - Maxwell Smart, Pacheco Nuts, Springfield Aces
8 5 - California County (85)
8 4 - Big Brother, George Orwell
8 3 - Rachel Welch (38 )
8 2 - Dog Balls on a Duck, Sixty-nine
7 7 - Hockey Sticks, Sticks, Walking Sticks
7 6 - Union Oil
7 5 - Heinz (57)
7 4 - Double Down
7 3 - Dutch Waiter
7 2 - Beer Hand (u can get a beer instead of playing the hand)
6 6 - Route 66, Kicks
6 5 - Retirement
6 4 - LBJ, The Question
6 3 - Blocky, Sick Crab
6 2 - Ainsworth, Bird Flu
5 5 - Presto, Speed Limit, Nickels
5 4 - Jesse James (45)
5 3 - The Love Bug, Herbie
5 2 - Bomber, Two Bits (25)
4 4 - Sailboats, Luke Skywalker (red suit, the force), Darth Vader (dark suit), Midlife Crisis
4 3 - Waltz Time (3/4)
4 2 - Lumberjack Hand (2x4), The Miracle
3 3 - Crabs
3 2 - Big Gulp, Jordan
2 2 - The Ducks