*****NOVEMBER NARCOTICS POKER THREAD*****

[eNTy]

I'm sure you'll feel better once you pay for your Porsche with FPP's

 

[dufferdevon]

The baseball analogy is a good one. I mean, what other sport can you be considered great in and have failed more than 60% of time !! (batting avg .360)
Poker is the same way, cashing in a MTT 40% of the time is considered really good. And getting that deep in a tourney is something to be proud of and at least you know you got it in as the favourite.
We all know we'll see your name on a FT of some major tournament down the road. wsop ME 2010 !!

 

[KingCurtis]

Why can't I run like this in the million?

pokerstars Game #22324397865: Tournament #122651813, $30.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/11/24 12:37:01 ET
Table '122651813 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: suuuuuut (1510 in chips)
Seat 2: KingCurtis67 (1490 in chips)
KingCurtis67: posts small blind 10
suuuuuut: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KingCurtis67 [Ac Ad]
KingCurtis67: raises 60 to 80
suuuuuut: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9c Ah]
suuuuuut: checks
KingCurtis67: bets 100
suuuuuut: calls 100
*** TURN *** [Tc 9c Ah] [Qc]
suuuuuut: bets 1330 and is all-in
KingCurtis67: calls 1310 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to suuuuuut
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9c Ah Qc] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
suuuuuut: shows [Jd Ks] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
KingCurtis67: shows [Ac Ad] (four of a kind, Aces)
KingCurtis67 collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 9c Ah Qc As]
Seat 1: suuuuuut (big blind) showed [Jd Ks] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: KingCurtis67 (button) (small blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won (2980) with four of a kind, Aces

 

[switch0723]

would you have called that shove if you didn't have the ace of clubs?

 

[tenbob]

The 24 "special" i think its called Redemption is on tonight at 10. Ship it !

Need 1900 or so VPP's this week to clear platinum, so i can get in a few hours tonight before 24 stars. Want to have this job done so i can ship the beers into me on Saturday.

 

[Jagsti]

The 24 "special" i think its called Redemption is on tonight at 10. Ship it !

Can't wait for this..... It's been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long!!!

Beat: I'm on nights tonight so gonna have to record it and watch it tomorrow.... so no spoilers please

 

[tenbob]

First hand of the session

Hero (BB): $100 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $94 (94 bb)
MP1: $96.05 (96.1 bb)
MP2: $113.25 (113.3 bb)
MP3: $117 (117 bb)
CO: $68.35 (68.4 bb)
BTN: $105.95 (106 bb)
SB: $84 (84 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

A

6 folds, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, SB calls $6

Flop: ($18) Q

6

8

(2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $29, SB calls $24

Turn: ($76) 4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $46, SB calls $46 and is all-in

River: ($168) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $168 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed K

T

(a flush, Queen high) and lost (-$84 net)
Hero showed A

A

(a flush, Ace high) and won $165 ($81 net)

 

[blankoblanco]

nh. villain played it like a pro. flop is brilliant

 

[eNTy]

Nice one 'bob.
Why do I always get the 1 suit flops when I don't have that suit in my AA ?

 

[zachvac]

First hand of the session

Hero (BB): $100 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $94 (94 bb)
MP1: $96.05 (96.1 bb)
MP2: $113.25 (113.3 bb)
MP3: $117 (117 bb)
CO: $68.35 (68.4 bb)
BTN: $105.95 (106 bb)
SB: $84 (84 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

A

6 folds, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, SB calls $6

Flop: ($18) Q

6

8

(2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $29, SB calls $24

Turn: ($76) 4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $46, SB calls $46 and is all-in

River: ($168) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $168 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed K

T

(a flush, Queen high) and lost (-$84 net)
Hero showed A

A

(a flush, Ace high) and won $165 ($81 net)

Next episode of "inside the mind of a fish":

"KTo, that looks pretty, I'll steal the BB with it"
"damn he 3-bet me, meh K and T are kinda high, I'll take a flop"
"miracle flop, backdoor straight draw, flush draw, and an over. I'm sure they're all live, after all 3-betting preflop reeks of weakness. I don't want to give him a free card but don't want to chase him away, so I'll bet super small"
"wow he raised, free money, could I be beat? Maybe a set? I'll just see a turn"
"YES I hit my flush, no way I'm not good here, I've got the one-carded 5th nut flush. Plus he 3-bet preflop, so he probably has low cards. These donks never 3-bet high cards"
"YES he shoved, give me your money donk"
"ugh river pairs board, hopefully he didn't have a set. YES he didn't, wtf he had AA? !@#%@#%@#%@#%@%# ****ing fish who the hell bets that strong with AA every single street doesn't he know he's supposed to slowplay that or he'll chase people out? He's just lucky I had such a monster. Ah well, time to go deposit again".

 

[switch0723]

i miss cash

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HAND #1
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poker stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): $50.10 (100.2 bb)
SB: $38.45 (76.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q

A

SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, SB raises to $38.45 and is all-in, Hero calls $33.45

Flop: ($76.90) J

2

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($76.90) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($76.90) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $76.90 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed Q

A

(high card Ace) and won $76.40 ($37.95 net)
SB mucked A

4

(high card Ace) and lost (-$38.45 net)



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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $56.10 (112.2 bb)
BB: $59 (118 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A

A

Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $13, BB raises to $59 and is all-in, Hero calls $43.10 and is all-in

Flop: ($112.20) T

9

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($112.20) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($112.20) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $112.20 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed A

3

(high card Ace) and lost (-$56.10 net)
Hero showed A

A

(a pair of Aces) and won $111.70 ($55.60 net)

villain in hand 1 had 3 and 4 bet shoved like a gajillion times in 30 hands prior to that one

 

[tenbob]

Blah, getting pwned since the first hand.

 

[feitr]

Next episode of "inside the mind of a fish":

"KTo, that looks pretty, I'll steal the BB with it"
"damn he 3-bet me, meh K and T are kinda high, I'll take a flop"
"miracle flop, backdoor straight draw, flush draw, and an over. I'm sure they're all live, after all 3-betting preflop reeks of weakness. I don't want to give him a free card but don't want to chase him away, so I'll bet super small"
"wow he raised, free money, could I be beat? Maybe a set? I'll just see a turn"
"YES I hit my flush, no way I'm not good here, I've got the one-carded 5th nut flush. Plus he 3-bet preflop, so he probably has low cards. These donks never 3-bet high cards"
"YES he shoved, give me your money donk"
"ugh river pairs board, hopefully he didn't have a set. YES he didn't, wtf he had AA? !@#%@#%@#%@#%@%# ****ing fish who the hell bets that strong with AA every single street doesn't he know he's supposed to slowplay that or he'll chase people out? He's just lucky I had such a monster. Ah well, time to go deposit again".

lol the one that BW posted where the guy stacked off with one street to hit is gutshot was substantially more mind blowing.

 

[tenbob]

YAR table fish/captain playing 75/60


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (UTG): $159.10 (159.1 bb)
UTG+1: $78.40 (78.4 bb)
MP1: $144.50 (144.5 bb)
MP2: $144.45 (144.5 bb)
MP3: $101.50 (101.5 bb)
CO: $122.80 (122.8 bb)
BTN: $131 (131 bb)
SB: $100 (100 bb)
BB: $106.30 (106.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with K

K

Hero raises to $4, 7 folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 5

3

2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $155.10 and is all-in, BB calls $88.30 and is all-in

Turn: ($213.10) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($213.10) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $213.10 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Q

Q

(three of a kind, Queens) and won $210.10 ($103.80 net)
Hero mucked K

K

(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$106.30 net)

 

[eNTy]

Can't believe I actually won a big pot for once
Thank god for dingus and dufus limping in with KQ and AK and slowplaying trips

Dealt to entYy [8h 8d]
Kabeljau855 calls $0.10
Kendralee87 folds
Winx-team folds
winius folds
One_of_2 folds
LeMarmiton checks
Taipan711 checks
Bajoli123 folds
entYy calls $0.05
wesker31 checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9d Ks]
entYy checks
wesker31 checks
Kabeljau855 checks
LeMarmiton checks
Taipan711 checks
*** TURN *** [6c]
entYy checks
wesker31 checks
Kabeljau855 checks
LeMarmiton checks
Taipan711 checks
*** RIVER *** [8c]
entYy bets $0.50
wesker31 calls $0.50
Kabeljau855 calls $0.50
LeMarmiton raises to $2.00
Taipan711 folds
entYy raises to $7.50
wesker31 folds
Kabeljau855 raises to $9.94, and is all-in
LeMarmiton calls $4.90, and is all-in
entYy calls $1.24, and is all-in
Uncalled bet of $1.20 returned to Kabeljau855
*** SUMMARY ***
entYy shows [8h 8d]
Kabeljau855 shows [Kh Qc]
LeMarmiton shows [Kd As]
entYy collects $20.62
entYy collects $3.50

 

[WVHillbilly]

Can't believe I actually won a big pot for once
Thank god for dingus and dufus limping in with KQ and AK and slowplaying trips

Dealt to entYy [8h 8d]
Kabeljau855 calls $0.10
Kendralee87 folds
Winx-team folds
winius folds
One_of_2 folds
LeMarmiton checks
Taipan711 checks
Bajoli123 folds
entYy calls $0.05
wesker31 checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9d Ks]
entYy checks
wesker31 checks
Kabeljau855 checks
LeMarmiton checks
Taipan711 checks
*** TURN *** 6♣
entYy checks
wesker31 checks
Kabeljau855 checks
LeMarmiton checks
Taipan711 checks
*** RIVER *** 8♣
entYy bets $0.50
wesker31 calls $0.50
Kabeljau855 calls $0.50
LeMarmiton raises to $2.00
Taipan711 folds
entYy raises to $7.50
wesker31 folds
Kabeljau855 raises to $9.94, and is all-in
LeMarmiton calls $4.90, and is all-in
entYy calls $1.24, and is all-in
Uncalled bet of $1.20 returned to Kabeljau855
*** SUMMARY ***
entYy shows [8h 8d]
Kabeljau855 shows [Kh Qc]
LeMarmiton shows [Kd As]
entYy collects $20.62
entYy collects $3.50

Buddy list for both of them. Nothing like attempting to get zero value when flopping trips and then willingly stacking after you let someone draw out on you. I'm sure their thought process on the river was "haha, this dumbass is going to give me all his $$ with A8! Oh shit, a boat!"

 

[zachvac]

LOL even on the river KQ only calls your 50c bet. Luckily AK decided to raise .

 

[eNTy]

LOL even on the river KQ only calls your 50c bet. Luckily AK decided to raise .

Indeed, thank god. KQ probably had enough sense to fear the flush ?

Buddy list for both of them. Nothing like attempting to get zero value when flopping trips and then willingly stacking after you let someone draw out on you. I'm sure their thought process on the river was "haha, this dumbass is going to give me all his $$ with A8! Oh shit, a boat!"

Unfortunately Everest is so @%^^ that it doesn't even have a find player feature..
On the other hand Kabeljou dude already had a bright pink marker with a note: 'Fool stacks off on 4 flush board and A on river w/ AA - BOOYA'

 

[WVHillbilly]

Unfortunately Everest is so @%^^ that it doesn't even have a find player feature..
On the other hand Kabeljou dude already had a bright pink marker with a note: 'Fool stacks off on 4 flush board and A on river w/ AA - BOOYA'

As small as Everest is can't you just open all the nl10 tables and seek them out. They're just too profitable to let a little thing like no buddy list stop you.

 

[eNTy]

As small as Everest is can't you just open all the nl10 tables and seek them out. They're just too profitable to let a little thing like no buddy list stop you.

It's pretty hard to do without overlap.
On their smallest size as I can get the table I can still only fit 4 on my screen without any overlap. And my screen ain't all that small. I guess I could go through them 4 at a time if I wanted ... And it would be easier to spot a bright pink tag than reading every name on the table ..

Thinking I might just do that next time

 

[tenbob]

Stinks of a set or combo draw. I cant fold it though I wanted to fold it, but i couldnt.

oker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $20 (20 bb)
MP3: $104 (104 bb)
CO: $101.50 (101.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $130.10 (130.1 bb)
SB: $140.35 (140.4 bb)
BB: $103.80 (103.8 bb)
MP1: $106.50 (106.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 3

3

3 folds, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, SB folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) T

3

8

(3 players)
BB bets $7, CO folds, Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $45, Hero raises to $126.10 and is all-in, BB calls $54.80 and is all-in

Turn: ($212.10) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($212.10) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $212.10 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 8

8

(three of a kind, Eights) and won $209.10 ($105.30 net)
Hero mucked 3

3

(three of a kind, Threes) and lost (-$103.80 net)

 

[tenbob]

Ran like shit. 55 pairs, one set and i lost with it.

Good times, 24 is starting, Jack Bauer would'nt go on tilt IMO !!!

 

[zachvac]

Stinks of a set or combo draw. I cant fold it though I wanted to fold it, but i couldnt.

oker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $20 (20 bb)
MP3: $104 (104 bb)
CO: $101.50 (101.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $130.10 (130.1 bb)
SB: $140.35 (140.4 bb)
BB: $103.80 (103.8 bb)
MP1: $106.50 (106.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 3

3

3 folds, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, SB folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) T

3

8

(3 players)
BB bets $7, CO folds, Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $45, Hero raises to $126.10 and is all-in, BB calls $54.80 and is all-in

Turn: ($212.10) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($212.10) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $212.10 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 8

8

(three of a kind, Eights) and won $209.10 ($105.30 net)
Hero mucked 3

3

(three of a kind, Threes) and lost (-$103.80 net)

Even if you think that, good stack, I gave them set, any pair+FD (which was just 8xh), straight draw+FD, and overs+FD. You're ahead.

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

24,750 games 0.062 secs 399,193 games/sec

Board: Th 3h 8d
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 53.426% 53.43% 00.00% 13223 0.00 { 3d3s }
Hand 1: 46.574% 46.57% 00.00% 11527 0.00 { TT, 88, AhKh, AhQh, AhJh, Ah8h, KhQh, KhJh, Kh8h, QhJh, Qh8h, Jh9h, Jh8h, Th8h, 9h8h, 9h7h, 8h7h, 8h6h, 8h5h, 8h4h, 8h3h, 8h2h, 7h6h }

edit: although looking at it, 82s should not have same frequency as the other stuff, but blegh I still think you can't be folding here, also forgot to include 2-pairs so those probably balance out.

 

[eNTy]

Unlucky tenbob, have you moved up to 100nl now ?
Or are you still playing the mix ?

 

[switch0723]

lol MatthewR of stars support is a proper tool, who knew that asking a simple question about wether HH's can be sent to another email other than the one specified, would result in him sending me every HU hand i have every played ever