****July Poker Chat Thread****

[blankoblanco]

its so sick that we both knew that was gonna be the last hand
and then i have to get 2 pair
and the board has to go all swineflu on me

pretty sure the river is a fold bro. there's not really a hand he can get to the river with where you're good. even if he did have some weaker made hand he'd either not bet it at all or if he was going to turn it into a bluff he would bet more

 

[S93]

Dodging outs is nice .

poker stars, $11 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: 152,206 (50.7 bb)
UTG+1: 111,084 (37 bb)
MP1: 55,350 (18.5 bb)
MP2: 45,120 (15 bb)
MP3: 55,173 (18.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 33,322 (11.1 bb)
BTN: 52,903 (17.6 bb)
SB: 34,748 (11.6 bb)
BB: 142,976 (47.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with A

K

UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to 10,500, 3 folds, Hero raises to 33,022 and is all-in, BTN folds, SB raises to 34,448 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 23,948

Flop: (107,618) A

2

2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (107,618) T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (107,618) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: 107,618 pot
SB showed J

Q

(a pair of Twos) and lost (-34,748 net)
UTG+1 showed Q

A

(two pairs, Aces and Twos) and won 2,852 (-31,896 net)
Hero showed A

K

(two pairs, Aces and Twos) and won 104,766 (71,444 net)

 

[Monoxide]

lol i got aa against kk in live poker for stacks,

at first I was like YES

flop K24

**** NO!

I-I just stare at the red and smilllleee while im bleeding

 

[vanquish]

lol i got aa against kk in live poker for stacks,

at first I was like YES

flop K24

**** NO!

I-I just stare at the red and smilllleee while im bleeding

did u punch the guy in the face?

 

[Monoxide]

I threw each $5 chip at his face until he had every single one, then i grabbed his stupid 2/5 sunglasses and ate them

 

[vanquish]

I threw each $5 chip at his face until he had every single one, then i grabbed his stupid 2/5 sunglasses and ate them

i once gave a guy a hug after 2 outering him for a 600 BB pot

 

[blankoblanco]

just discovered that basically every super market has giant 1.25 gallon tubs of generic storebrand ice cream for only like $5.99, and it tastes just as good as the more expensive stuff. and it's so much ****ing ice cream! this is gonna change my life. milk shakes and root beer floats til i die

 

[vanquish]

just discovered that basically every super market has giant 1.25 gallon tubs of generic storebrand ice cream for only like $5.99, and it tastes just as good as the more expensive stuff. and it's so much ****ing ice cream! this is gonna change my life. milk shakes and root beer floats til i die

i heard you were so hungry you went to a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant

 

[KingCurtis]

back to back stacks that are wack yo!



Stacks:
zugzwangg with $51.95
BTN with $25.00
SB with $20.78
BB with $89.81
UTG with $25.35
MP1 with $25.67
MP2 with $33.86

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to MP1:J♠ T♠
Sklansky group 3
Preflop:
1 players fold.
Hero raises to $1.25
2 players fold.
BTN calls [$1.25]
2 players folded.
Total folds this street: 5
Potsize: $2.85
Flop: 4♠ A♠ K♠ Hero bets [$2.85]
2 players fold.
BTN raises to $5.70 Hero raises to $24.42, and is all in BTN calls [$18.05] [ all-in ] Hero shows : J♠ 10♠ BTN shows : A♦ J♦ Uncalled bet of $0.67 returned to Hero
Potsize: $51.02
Turn: K♣
Potsize: $51.02
River: 7♥
Hero shows a flush, Ace high
BTN shows two pair, Aces and Kings Hero wins the pot ($47.84) with a flush, Ace high



Stacks:
BTN with $24.51
SB with $28.85
BB with $37.11
UTG with $25.00
UTG+1 with $24.25
MP1 with $25.00
MP2 with $74.04
CO with $21.59

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to MP1:K♥ A♦
Sklansky group 2
Preflop:
3 players fold.
Hero raises to $1.25
MP2 calls [$1.25]
CO calls [$1.25]
BTN calls [$1.15]
1 players folded.
Total folds this street: 4
Potsize: $5.25
Flop:
A♥ 3♣ K♦
BTN checks
Hero bets [$5.25]
2 players fold.
CO calls [$5.25]
1 players folded.
Total folds this street: 2
Potsize: $15.75
Turn:
10♦
Hero bets [$18.50, and is all in]
1 players fold.
CO calls [$15.09] [ all-in ] Hero shows :
K♥ A♦
CO shows :
4♣ A♣ Uncalled bet of $3.41 returned to Hero
Potsize: $49.34
River:
6♥
Hero shows two pair, Aces and Kings
CO shows a pair of Aces Hero wins the pot ($43.64) with two pair, Aces and Kings

 

[jdeliverer]

No more elephant vanq?

 

[S93]

KC, please leave some money in the 25nl player pool.


weeeee.


Poker Stars, $11 Buy-in (2,500/5,000 blinds, 500 ante) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: 148,606 (29.7 bb)
BB: 74,183 (14.8 bb)
UTG: 351,666 (70.3 bb)
UTG+1: 127,282 (25.5 bb)
MP1: 124,844 (25 bb)
Hero (MP2): 128,632 (25.7 bb)
MP3: 120,598 (24.1 bb)
CO: 186,640 (37.3 bb)
BTN: 211,076 (42.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 12,500, MP3 folds, CO raises to 128,000, 3 folds, Hero raises to 128,132 and is all-in, CO calls 132

Flop: (268,264) 4

5

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (268,264) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (268,264) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 268,264 pot
Hero showed A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Tens) and won 268,264 (139,632 net)
CO showed A

J

(a pair of Tens) and lost (-128,632 net)

 

[vanquish]

No more elephant vanq?

did people like the elephant?

 

[Monoxide]

everyone likes elephants, by far the coolest animal ever?

 

[S93]

everyone likes elephants, by far the coolest animal ever?

Every one knows panda´s are the nuts when it comes to animals, elephants can try to claim second...

 

[kleitches]

Are you gonna FT whatever tourney you're playing, Sindri?

 

[vanquish]

fine, basterts

i was gonna do a lil dinosaur but i dunno

stegosaurus is my favorite

 

[S93]

Are you gonna FT whatever tourney you're playing, Sindri?

Hope so, doing ok atm but these things your always a flip away from FT/out.
Im like 24/64/4300 right now thou

 

[Monoxide]

does life get better eventually

 

[S93]

does life get better eventually

Yes, next weekend you will hopefully smoke the greatest pot ever and have a 10+bi seasion of live poker

 

[vanquish]

does life get better eventually

u should rip a bong, then hold and do a shot of jameson, then breathe it out, while watching season 1 of entourage

 

[KingCurtis]

sindri sick FT money please win im watching!!!

 

[KingCurtis]

Q3 FTW!!!! sick flop lol

 

[blankoblanco]

gl sindri, got your table up

 

[NineLions]

gogo sindri; watching too

 

[vanquish]

even i'm railing, which is rare

means you're gonna do well, ask anyone

you want me to call cards too, or not?