Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

“Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting.” -- Jason Alexander

 

[Whaevoz]

"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoevsky

 

[Whaevoz]

"You can’t bluff someone who’s not paying attention." -- David Mamet

 

[Whaevoz]

"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough." -- Mark Twain

 

[havingfun]

"You call, gonna be all over baby.”😎
Scotty Nguyen

 

[Whaevoz]

"I need some money. You got any money?" -- Daniel Negreanu

 

[Whaevoz]

"Your birthday is a lot like low stakes poker; people keep calling you and it's supposed to be a good thing but it ends up being annoying." -- Phil Galfond