Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

"Poker is the only game for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's hand is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork?" -- W. Somerset Maugham

 

[Whaevoz]

"He was fifty-two and a dedicated clothes horse, which is why he was wearing a suit to play poker in the back of a bar." -- John Sandford

 

[Whaevoz]

"Really, if there’s one thing I’ve learned without question about poker, it’s that poker screws with people’s brains and drives them batshit." -- Ed Miller

 

[Whaevoz]

"Good No-Limit players bluff four or five times as often as good players in Limit games." -- Doyle Brunson

 

[nejmasni]

"All you need is a chip and a chair" - Jack "Treetop" Strauss

 

[yogo9]

When luck shuts the door you gotta go in through the window

 

[Whaevoz]

“What’s true of the poker game is true of life. Most people are suckers and don’t realise it.” -- Michael Faust

 

[Whaevoz]

"There were several hundred people playing there and, believe me, I saw only two who knew how to play the game." -- Fyodor Dostoevsky

 

[khancerberos]

I ate another delicious badviteada than yesterday

 

[SES Inc.]

"You are just not ready for me yet." - Steve Mc Queen in the 'The Cincinnati Kid'
............."If you want to be the man you have to beat the man"

 

[Whaevoz]

"You can’t bluff someone who’s not paying attention." -- David Mamet

 

[Whaevoz]

"And there were a couple of doctors at the table, and doctors always had a lot of money and played loose, staying in with just about every hand." -- Tim Powers

 

[stank12345]

chip and a chair still the best

 

[Whaevoz]

"It was a hand of five-card stud, and I would like to be able to say that I won it because the gods favored me. But the gods had nothing to do with it since I’d dealt it to myself some twelve hours earlier on my own coffee table at home." -- Milton T. Burt

 

[Whaevoz]

“Don’t challenge strong players, challenge weak ones. That’s what they’re there for.” -- John Vorhaus

 

[anicool]

Life is too long to play bad cards
Frank DiElsi

 

[Whaevoz]

"I like to see lots of flops." -- Gus Hansen

 

[Whaevoz]

"I need some money. You got any money?" -- Daniel Negreanu

 

[manzanillo53]

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.

At the start of a movie, an instructor told a student, you are playing not to loose, play to win.

 

[Whaevoz]

"Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts." -- David Sklansky

 

[Whaevoz]

"I’ve gotten broke more times playing the bottom two pair than with any other hand playing Hold 'em." -- Doyle Brunson

 

[Whaevoz]

"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." -- Phil Ivey

 

[franciscomos]

I don't know, it's hard to define poker strategy jus based on luck, there's a lot of different facts that influence on the game

 

[Whaevoz]

"Jim, I recommend you give up drinking, cut out poker, stop staying up late, and, especially, quit running around with women." -- Dr. McCoy in Star Trek

 

[SES Inc.]

"He see's all the angles but he doesn't have the balls to play any." -Worm