Favorite Poker Quotes

[Ruslan L]

This quote is one of my favorites.
"You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once." - Amarillo Slim

 

[Whaevoz]

"It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker." - Phil Gordon

 

[emfya]

poker is not a game of cards played by people. its a game of people played with cards. boom

 

[mateuszjason]

like a Tommy Nguyen says "its poker baby”

 

[Whaevoz]

"I had to make a choice between being a lawyer or a professional gambler. I chose the more honorable of the two." -- Chip Reese

 

[Niykk]

“Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” ~ Al Alvarez

 

[Whaevoz]

"A winner is big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." -- John Maxwell

 

[jonaselloco]

If you want to win at poker, never get tired of checking. My father

 

[Whaevoz]

"This fricking donkey stuffs $15,000 in with king-jack. I mean...the guy can't even spell poker!" -- Phil Hellmuth

 

[Whaevoz]

"Bad beats mean there are still players out there who play badly. That means the games are still beatable" -- Mark Blade

 

[partz]

Poker is chess with swords.

 

[Rob Hobson]

 

[Rob Hobson]

 

[Whaevoz]

"Seventy-five percent of all poker players think they play better than the other seventy-five percent." -- Tommy Angelo

 

[azteca6]

This is the truest thing I've ever heard:
Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck. —Phil Hellmuth

and this is very genuine:
Much of the money you'll win at poker won't come from the brilliance of your game, but from the ineptitude of your opponents.— Lou Krieger.

 

[Niykk]

"A thing I will tell past-me about poker: 20BB stack doesn't mean your tourney is over." ~?

 

[Phyrrura]

"Never bluff idiots" dont remind who told this.

 

[thedarkman]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." -- "Fast" Eddie Felson (played by Paul Newman) in The Color of Money

Not sure I agree with that. No effort, no satisfaction, surely?

 

[x patrice x]

Life is a game - I'm all-in!

 

[Whaevoz]

"Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy." -- Richard Roeper

 

[Rob Hobson]

 

[Niykk]

“Is poker a sport? – I don’t know, but I like any sport where you can eat a hot dog and drink a beer while you’re playing.” ~ Gabe Kaplan

 

[Rob Hobson]

“Is poker a sport? – I don’t know, but I like any sport where you can eat a hot dog and drink a beer while you’re playing.” ~ Gabe Kaplan

This is very cool!

 

[Timpali]

Professor or homeless addict without education. If you can "read" surroundings and leave trust only for your subconcious without caring how others try to confuse you. You can become Master of poker.

Overall. Know your play and change style of it often. You confuse everyone, even you!

 

[tony2521]

2 poker is my favorite because it is a poker that hardly anyone thinks you have