Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

“No-limit hold’em: Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.” -- Tom McEvoy

 

[Whaevoz]

"I like it when I lose so much money I can barely breathe. That's the feeling I go for. I'm addicted to that feeling." -- Phil Ivey

 

[Whaevoz]

"Don't tap the glass." -- Unknown

 

[Whaevoz]

"That's a position raise. I call." -- Teddy KGB

 

[Nochaser]

We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.

What are some of your favorites? :questionm

“Fold and live to fold again.” ~ Stu Ungar

 

[acenit]

Making correct decisions

 

[Mercury7]

Poker is a game that takes five minutes to learn and a lifetime to master

 

[Whaevoz]

"I’m going to destroy you. I’m gonna take everything you got!" -- Tony G

 

[pavel1111111]

,, more money , more money and more money ,, )) how about that for a quote

 

[Whaevoz]

"A fool and his money are soon parted." -- Thomas Tusser

 

[cardzilla1991]

He's got alligator blood this kid [emoji246][emoji246]

 

[Fushicho]

I would of won that because I had.....
Not even in hand

Oh dear, this is me. I say it all the time.

My favourite quote is from a cash game in Vegas where a player successfully bluffed a big pot. He turned his hand up and said "I would tip the dealer, but I didn't have the best hand"
So cool.

 

[samersv]

"Poker is a lot like sex.Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don`t have a clue what they are doing"

Dutch Boy

 

[Xcoder]

Know when to hold em, know when to fold em

 

[Pokerpoet2]

I have a load of favorite quotes--

It's a Marathon not a Sprint race.

Take's 5 minutes to learn, and a lifetime to master.

My only favorite cards are the ones that beat you and I take your Chips.

These are just a few but I don't have time to list them all

When the fun Stops, STOP!
(another one lol)

 

[AceOfJax]

"The kids got alligator blood". ~John Malcovic. - Rounders

 

[jsnake716]

My leak by my all long run long... Nowadays I recognize myself as a fish... It is not good, but at least my mind is closer to the truth.

This , One of the most important things is to view things as they are, NOT, they way we would like them to be.


Texas Hold'em- The game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.

"Mike Sexton" - R.I.P.

 

[Pripri1986]

‘Do you really have the best hand though? Tread carefully’ 😄

 

[Whaevoz]

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?" -- Dirty Harry

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.” -- David A. Daniel

 

[Gutshot Gus]

The best quote is from Mike Sexton. " No Limit Holdem takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master."

 

[Rob Hobson]

"A man's true feelings come out in a Poker game"
Doyle Brunson

 

[Whaevoz]

“Of course I lied. It’s poker.” -- Tony Guoga

 

[ga25x]

Never bluff the fish!

 

[Pripri1986]

Go hard, or go home!