Favorite Poker Quotes

[Dutydog]

“Nine high like a boss”

Will Kassouf

 

[Rabberto71]

Gut shot with jack king off��

 

[WrongUsername]

"If there weren't luck involved, I would win every time."

 

[Dhembhe]

Another very good one: “The limit is an art. At the limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes to life and shoots you back.”

 

[bugiardops]

The best the most realistic on the planet and perhaps an absolute truth: No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner. (Lord Dewar)

 

[AizenFalck]

“Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along. You bet and you bet big, then you take the house.” Danny Ocean (George Clooney)

 

[Nagulo]

It was always clear to me that theory always has to be accompanied by practice to execute what was learned

 

[Whaevoz]

“When I experience a bad beat, I think of it as an overhead. If you own a business, you have to pay your bills, and I consider a bad beat one of my bills.” -- Jennifer Harman

 

[davidsincara]

"a Chip and a chair"
-Neymar

 

[ChinoBl1ng]

“In life the woman is the rake”

Rounders lol

 

[Laynester]

10 and 2 is the best hand out there.....

10 and 2 is the best hand out there.....




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Doyle Brunson
Poker Hall of Famer

Thank you for listening!

 

[Whaevoz]

“Losing is like smoking. It’s habit forming.” -- Puggy Pearson

 

[LadderingUp]

He sees all the angles but doesn't have the balls to play one. -Worm-

 

[abs]

Know when to hold'em. Know when to fold'em

 

[Whaevoz]

“If I lose, I don’t give a damn about the money, but I just hate the embarrassment of being beaten.” -- Jack Straus

 

[Garfield52]

When we used to play live poker every Friday night one of the boys used to say this: Aces and 8s are good in the States, but they ain't worth a %$$#@#$ in Buchans !!!

 

[Dentada]

Deuces never looses.

 

[frnandoh]

"You could be the 5th best player in the world, but if you are seated at a table with the top 4 players in the world, well, you are the sucker."

Daniel Negreanu

 

[frnandoh]

I've heard that in a poker club:

"Money never accept to be disrespected"
Unknown author

 

[viacheslavtezikov]

"If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."
- Mike McDermott (Rounders)

 

[spectralwave]

Steve Lipscomb: “Poker is for cards and games just like jazz is for music. It is this incredible American thing, born and raised here. Everyone can play. ”

Phil Hellmuth: "No matter how much you may want to think of Holdem as a card game played by people, in many ways, it is even more valid to think of it as a game about people who happen to be played with cards."

Julius ‘Big Julie’ Weintraub: "Whoever invented poker is brilliant, but whoever invented chips was a genius."

 

[Whaevoz]

“The man who never bluffs never wins.” -- Oswald Jacoby

 

[molokheia]

hi there

i never fold an ace ´Roy

rgds

 

[Whaevoz]

“When your opponent’s sittin’ there holdin’ all the Aces, there’s only one thing to do: kick over the tables.” -- Dean Martin

 

[Whaevoz]

“Most card players are chumps who can’t spot crooked card moves even when sloppily executed.” -- John Scarne