Favorite Poker Quotes

[Luckygirl401]

I like " you got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them"

 

[Whaevoz]

“Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting.” -- Jason Alexander

 

[Nabyl_coach]

My story is that i always lose

 

[mrwalleye]

all in

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is generally thought to be America’s second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” -- Al Alvarez

 

[samuri]

What

You can say that again

 

[Whaevoz]

“Don’t get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn’t win.” -- Michael Gersitz

 

[Whaevoz]

“It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker.” -- Phil Gordon

 

[Chief talking bull]

My favorite quote is my own. I was playing at the final table of a $600 buy in PLO8 tournament. I was holding 34JJ not sure what the suits were. Somebody raised, I folded my hand but when I did my hand got flipped over. Someone made some remark like I can't believe you folded that. My response was "If you think I should have called a raise with that hand you're going to have a hard time beating me today."

 

[4MileKing]

1 time

 

[wizz99]

"The more I practice, the luckier I get" -- Gary Player (sorry golf not poker, but a good one)

 

[vittopio]

We know the poker world is populated with some extremely colorful characters who have entertained us over the years with some very memorable quotes.

What are some of your favorites? :questionm

Poker is very much like real life, only worse!

 

[Costy69]

Doyle Brunson

You gotta play what you get

 

[Sakisdask]

"Don't get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn't Win!!"- Michael Gersitz

 

[Geoff445]

"It takes five minutes to learn, yet a lifetime to master"

 

[Whaevoz]

“I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.” -- James Woods

 

[el_soma77]

poker is like stairs, if you don't know how to move forward you fall down and go to ruin, and it is very difficult to get up, you have to learn to be patient.

 

[Whaevoz]

“You played that hand like a vegan.” -- Erick Linderer (to Daniel Negreanu)

 

[Whaevoz]

“Dogs are lousy poker players. When they get a good hand, they wag their tails.” -- Unknown

 

[ogloccness]

"Ain't no fun when Scotty got the gun, baby"

 

[CheezeWiz]

How Do I Get The Password to The Freeroll?

- Hundreds of CardsChat Newbies

Best of Luck at The Tables All,

CheezeWiz

 

[el_soma77]

The world of poker is very complex, if you don't see good results in two months, you'd better retire ...

poker is like food, if you abuse it you can get into trouble ...

 

[Whaevoz]

“The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing or, more particularly with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.” -- William J. Florence

 

[Whaevoz]

“Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer.” -- Jeannette Walls

 

[alge0815]

“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play“ - Chris Moneymaker