KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
No lie Jess, when I wrote the list for the rest of the first 10 games, I actually went up to 15 games off the top of my head, problem was that I had 5 games with the CCers marked down, without any pros next to their names. I believe you were number 12, but like I say, I ran out of pro players, so I guess later I need to find a big list of pros and match up some future games.
Dont panic Jess, you're always on our minds!
KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
see Jessie's reply.
Your game is a particularly good one(in my mind), as Helmuth loses it a bit with you.
Debi
Forum Admin
Administrator
Does he not notice that I am a redhead????
KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
how do i know, its not happened yet???
Its almost like you're implying that Im making up these games..............
Debi
Forum Admin
Administrator
Okay then - let me make a prediction. Dakota gives it back to him in a big way!!!!
KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
beardyian
Scary Clown
Silver Level
Thats a shocking idea - how would it be possible
(going back to my collection of Jen Tilly pix now lol
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t1riel
Legend
Silver Level
Joe Hachem? Greg Raymer? Chris Moneymaker? Howard Lederer? Mike Caro? Jesus Furgeson? Alan Cunningham?
KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
lol they're the ones Im forgetting. Man i drank too much last day or so.Joe Hachem? Greg Raymer? Chris Moneymaker? Howard Lederer? Mike Caro? Jesus Furgeson? Alan Cunningham?
And also Dan harrington, isnt he super-tight?
Next game plays tomorrow morning.
talkpkr2me
Visionary
Silver Level
HILARIOUS!!! Nothing like laughing out loud while the plumber is here,thinking I'm crazy,he's likely to up my bill...Very,VERY funny...!!!!!!!
Although I'm not on the list...could you put me up against Phil Ivey?...And I mean LITERALLY!!!!! :icon_tong
Although I'm not on the list...could you put me up against Phil Ivey?...And I mean LITERALLY!!!!! :icon_tong
JessieBear15331
Legend
Bronze Level
KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
that sounds like a good match-up...............Yeah, just like me
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
KerouacsDog
Legend
Bronze Level
Game 3:
Seat 1: Shermstick
Seat 2: Jennifer Tilly
announcer: welcome to the 3rd game in this series. Seated are Shermstick from CC, and Jennifer Tilly from the pro-camp. Before we begin, can we ask you, Mr.Shermstick, to remove that canoe from your pocket?
SS: Canoe? thats no canoe. And it's not Shermstick, it's the Sherminator, the love God, ok?
announcer: er, ok. shuffle up and deal
SS: Ive got a pocket rocket.
JT: But we havent recieved our cards yet?
SS: Your point is? I still have a pocket rocket.
JT: Errrrrrr, ok.
Cards are dealt
Shermstick has Jd9c
SS: You have a nice pair Jen
JT: What!!!!! Are these cards marked?WTF
SS: I didn't mean your cards babe!
JT: Are you gonna continue to talk like this?
SS: Do you mind?
JT: F*ck yeah!
SS: F*ck? nice word. wanna try it?
JT: OK, that's it, I quit.I dont need this abuse for $100,000
SS: OK, how much do you want? $200,000?
JT: F*ck you!
SS: In that case I'll add $100,000!
JT: F*ck-off, Im gone.
SS: Call me, honey, sometime, you know you want to. You know you wanna ride this 'Sherminator' all the way to the final destination......
JT: F*ck-off
announcer: Er, ok..............Well, as Jennifer Tilly has quit the game, the win is awarded to Shermstick, and CC. Let's go ask a member of the audience their opinion on today's game. You sir, your thoughts please?
Jack Daniels: She's got a great f*cking set, aint she?
announcer:Er, ok, lets get a female view of this? You, madam?
BubbasbestBabe: Im with JD. She's got a great f*cking rack. I'd like to dominate her on a poker table.
JD: Can I watch?
KerouacsDog: I'll get us some drinks JD. This could be fun? What you having?
JD: Have a f*cking guess, muppet?
KD: Cup of tea?
(Pros 2 Ccers 1)
(next game, Bubbasbest babe versus Gus Hansen)
Seat 1: Shermstick
Seat 2: Jennifer Tilly
announcer: welcome to the 3rd game in this series. Seated are Shermstick from CC, and Jennifer Tilly from the pro-camp. Before we begin, can we ask you, Mr.Shermstick, to remove that canoe from your pocket?
SS: Canoe? thats no canoe. And it's not Shermstick, it's the Sherminator, the love God, ok?
announcer: er, ok. shuffle up and deal
SS: Ive got a pocket rocket.
JT: But we havent recieved our cards yet?
SS: Your point is? I still have a pocket rocket.
JT: Errrrrrr, ok.
Cards are dealt
Shermstick has Jd9c
SS: You have a nice pair Jen
JT: What!!!!! Are these cards marked?WTF
SS: I didn't mean your cards babe!
JT: Are you gonna continue to talk like this?
SS: Do you mind?
JT: F*ck yeah!
SS: F*ck? nice word. wanna try it?
JT: OK, that's it, I quit.I dont need this abuse for $100,000
SS: OK, how much do you want? $200,000?
JT: F*ck you!
SS: In that case I'll add $100,000!
JT: F*ck-off, Im gone.
SS: Call me, honey, sometime, you know you want to. You know you wanna ride this 'Sherminator' all the way to the final destination......
JT: F*ck-off
announcer: Er, ok..............Well, as Jennifer Tilly has quit the game, the win is awarded to Shermstick, and CC. Let's go ask a member of the audience their opinion on today's game. You sir, your thoughts please?
Jack Daniels: She's got a great f*cking set, aint she?
announcer:Er, ok, lets get a female view of this? You, madam?
BubbasbestBabe: Im with JD. She's got a great f*cking rack. I'd like to dominate her on a poker table.
JD: Can I watch?
KerouacsDog: I'll get us some drinks JD. This could be fun? What you having?
JD: Have a f*cking guess, muppet?
KD: Cup of tea?
(Pros 2 Ccers 1)
(next game, Bubbasbest babe versus Gus Hansen)
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