****Astronomical August Spider Chat Thread****

[switch0723]

cool everest are giving me $400 as a bonus on the start of september and then $400 again at the end, just for being awesome. I'd rather it now, but w/e ill take free monies

 

[eNTy]

is that ur hu graph vanq ?

i got an everest mail about some funky freeroll things to get free paid trips to a casino in austria with rake free tables and they give u money to play with too, but it was only for belgians and dutchies, such a waste eh switch

 

[switch0723]

ye i saw that, was proper sighing at the fact uk people couldnt do it, but i get monies anyway, you should play, win the holiday thing and take spamz there

 

[eNTy]

cant, u have to play in august

anyways clearing bonus on stars grinding 16 tables

 

[Irexes]

6BB/100 is fappable, is that 100 or 50nl? maths is hard and how many tables?

50nl (some 25nl for the first 4k hands).

I've re-engineered my entire postflop game and want to ensure it's not just running-hotness before moving to 100nl so probably running out the month at 50nl.
6 or 7 tables mostly. Dropped from 9 previously and feeling the benefit.

welcome to the one-up-man-ship island, may i offer you a pina colada?

You may. Are the serving wenches hawt?

 

[Irexes]

Sexy

pokerstars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB ($47.30)
UTG ($50)
Hero (MP) ($75.30)
Button ($78.10)
SB ($63.65)
Preflop: Hero is MP with 4

, 4

1 fold, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold
Flop: ($3.50) Q

, 6

, A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
Turn: ($3.50) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
River: ($3.50) 4

(2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $21, Hero raises to $73.80 (All-In), SB calls $41.15 (All-In)
Total pot: $127.80 | Rake: $2


Ah, the results... he had Kc7c

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

you got lucky and would surely have been owned by his XPRT TARP had you not hit your 2-outer

 

[slycbnew]

Thank you river and 82/15 big stack...

poker stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $690.05 (690.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $156.70 (156.7 bb)
SB: $136.60 (136.6 bb)
BB: $105.05 (105.1 bb)
UTG: $198.50 (198.5 bb)
MP: $139.15 (139.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Qh Qc
2 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) Jc Qd 9c (2 players)
CO bets $3, Hero raises to $13, CO calls $10

Turn: ($33.50) 2d (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $22.50, CO calls $22.50

River: ($78.50) Jd (2 players)
CO bets $30, Hero raises to $118.20 and is all-in, CO calls $88.20

Results: $314.90 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Qh Qc (a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and won $311.90 ($155.20 net)
CO mucked 8d Js (three of a kind, Jacks) and lost (-$156.70 net)

 

[Jurn8]

LOL

PokerStars Game #31655062494: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/08/15 9:35:06 ET
Table 'Agenor' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Hermaion ($39.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr_R|ver ($12.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Nem69 ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 4: hardouin ($21.40 in chips)
Seat 5: universala ($37.90 in chips)
Seat 6: JurnsPoker ($41 in chips)
JurnsPoker: posts small blind $0.10
Hermaion: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JurnsPoker [4s 6c]
Mr_R|ver: raises $0.75 to $1
Nem69: folds
hardouin: folds
universala: folds
JurnsPoker: folds
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $2.25
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $3.50
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $4.75
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $6
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $7.25
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $8.50
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $9.75
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $11
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $12.25
Mr_R|ver: raises $0.55 to $12.80 and is all-in
Hermaion: calls $0.55

 

[Jurn8]

****ing get in chelski netted 90th min !!!
my pools coupon is still on lol !!

 

[S93]

lol at 6min added .
But Chel$ea where pretty bad, playing way to narrow against a team that plays a 8-1-1...

 

[Jurn8]

Hull were ok tbh!

LOL @ Adebayor in 3 mins !

 

[Irexes]

number 9

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
MP ($53.90)
CO ($50.20)
Hero (Button) ($50)
SB ($33.15)
BB ($57.15)
UTG ($83.30)
Preflop: Hero is Button with J

, 10

2 folds, CO bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold
Flop: ($5) Q

, A

, K

(3 players)
SB bets $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3.50
Turn: ($14) A

(2 players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $15, 1 fold
Total pot: $23 | Rake: $1.10
Results:
Hero didn't show J

, 10

.
Outcome: Hero won $21.90

 

[Irexes]

Solid value bet on river

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
CO ($50)
Button ($50)
SB ($42.50)
BB ($108.90)
UTG ($82.65)
Hero (MP) ($115)
Preflop: Hero is MP with A

, Q

1 fold, Hero bets $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold
Flop: ($3.50) K

, 4

, 10

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2.50
Turn: ($8.50) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7
River: ($22.50) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls $17
Total pot: $56.50 | Rake: $2.75
Results:
SB mucked J

, Q

(one pair, Kings).
Hero had A

, Q

(one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $53.75

 

[Monoxide]

LOL

PokerStars Game #31655062494: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/08/15 9:35:06 ET
Table 'Agenor' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Hermaion ($39.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr_R|ver ($12.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Nem69 ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 4: hardouin ($21.40 in chips)
Seat 5: universala ($37.90 in chips)
Seat 6: JurnsPoker ($41 in chips)
JurnsPoker: posts small blind $0.10
Hermaion: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JurnsPoker [4s 6c]
Mr_R|ver: raises $0.75 to $1
Nem69: folds
hardouin: folds
universala: folds
JurnsPoker: folds
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $2.25
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $3.50
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $4.75
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $6
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $7.25
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $8.50
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $9.75
Mr_R|ver: raises $1.25 to $11
Hermaion: raises $1.25 to $12.25
Mr_R|ver: raises $0.55 to $12.80 and is all-in
Hermaion: calls $0.55

its all in the 12bets

4-11bet = kk-aa 12bet= aa

 

[switch0723]

YouTube - The "Alan Alan Alan" Marmot on the BBC!

 

[Jurn8]

nice read mono lol

 

[switch0723]

Almost made it to the first break of vip freeroll this week

 

[Irexes]

Goddarndash it I forgot.

Still 7 buyins up today, so better than a kick in the teeth.

 

[Monoxide]

oh take this veil, from off my eyes,

my burning sun will someday rise,

so what am i gunna be doin' for awhile?

said im gunna play with myself,

showwww them how we've come off the shelf.

so what

 

[Irexes]

10 and half buy-ins today

And if 6BB/100 was fappable switch, consider me fapped.

 

[Monoxide]

god mode turn on!

 

[Debi]

oh take this veil, from off my eyes,

my burning sun will someday rise,

so what am i gunna be doin' for awhile?

said im gunna play with myself,

showwww them how we've come off the shelf.

so what

What is it going through your mind
It is not the veil that makes you blind
Did you not learn as a young boy
that you'll lose your sight if you play with your "toy"
If you want to see your sun rise in the sky
Move your hands and close your fly

 

[GeoffLacey]

10 and half buy-ins today

And if 6BB/100 was fappable switch, consider me fapped.

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Pretty graph Rex. Maybe you should start posting a little in cash HA like a successful cash game playing mod should and not just leave it to Belgo and C9?

 

[widowmaker89]

Pretty graph Rex. Maybe you should start posting a little in cash HA like a successful cash game playing mod should and not just leave it to Belgo and C9?

qft. Honestly, we are all happy you are running good, but why do you not post unless its to tell us how good you are? We get it, you are running good. Congrats. How the tournies going pro?