stormswa
Legend
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np
expect alot of holes in the threads then LOL.
you really need how to calm down and take a joke.
expect alot of holes in the threads then LOL.
you really need how to calm down and take a joke.
Dorkus Malorkus
HELLO INTERNET
Silver Level
DISCLAIMER: This post may be offensive to prudish people, kthx.
WORLD SERIES OF STRIP POKER FINAL TABLE ZOMG
Chris (10,250,000 chips)
Jessica Alba (33,900,000 chips)
Blinds 50k/100k
We've just got back from a break in which we ironed out a funky deal. I agreed to let Ms Alba win the donkament by raising all but one chip, then folding in exchange for 15 minutes of sweet, sweet buttsex.
We get down to it right there on the table, no messing. "**** me, **** me" she continually screams as [insert graphic detail here].
All too soon, the 15 minutes are up. The tournament director appears out of nowhere. Turns out that the WSOSP is subject to the same rules as the wsop, and that each utterance of the "F-bomb" means 30 minutes forced sitting out time. Ms Alba is therefore forced to sit out for 31 hours and 30 minutes.
I look down at 22 on the button. I raise all but one chip, as I continue to do on every button. Eventually, I R WINNAR.
For my evil angle-shooting I become known as the "Jamie Gold of strip poker". A striking similarity manifests itself here too, as I fall out with a friend of mine over an agreement I had to give him half of my action in the event. He got half the prize money, but apparently he was angry he didn't get 7.5 minutes of hot steamy buttsex with Jessica Alba.
Conclusion: Always have hot steamy buttsex before playing low pps on the button HU.
WORLD SERIES OF STRIP POKER FINAL TABLE ZOMG
Chris (10,250,000 chips)
Jessica Alba (33,900,000 chips)
Blinds 50k/100k
We've just got back from a break in which we ironed out a funky deal. I agreed to let Ms Alba win the donkament by raising all but one chip, then folding in exchange for 15 minutes of sweet, sweet buttsex.
We get down to it right there on the table, no messing. "**** me, **** me" she continually screams as [insert graphic detail here].
All too soon, the 15 minutes are up. The tournament director appears out of nowhere. Turns out that the WSOSP is subject to the same rules as the wsop, and that each utterance of the "F-bomb" means 30 minutes forced sitting out time. Ms Alba is therefore forced to sit out for 31 hours and 30 minutes.
I look down at 22 on the button. I raise all but one chip, as I continue to do on every button. Eventually, I R WINNAR.
For my evil angle-shooting I become known as the "Jamie Gold of strip poker". A striking similarity manifests itself here too, as I fall out with a friend of mine over an agreement I had to give him half of my action in the event. He got half the prize money, but apparently he was angry he didn't get 7.5 minutes of hot steamy buttsex with Jessica Alba.
Conclusion: Always have hot steamy buttsex before playing low pps on the button HU.
stormswa
Legend
Silver Level
Dorkus Malorkus
HELLO INTERNET
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hott_estelle
Legend
Silver Level
Market the WSOSP to a Vegas casino, I'm sure they'd love it and it'll be picked up by ESPN in less than a year. Wonder how the commentary by Norman Chad and Lon *whathisname* would go?
Preview of WSOSP ESPN broadcast-----
Lon: And here we are at famous Binions casino, for the 1st annual WSOSP, the World Series of Strip Poker. The final table is set, with a few pros and a couple amateurs, Norm who do you consider the favorite here?
Norm: Well, normally my pick would have to be Phil Ivey, considering I am secretly in love with him and pick him in every single tournament he plays because I don't have the guts to make a serious pick, but today I don't think he'll have his A-game. Ivey's trademark *I'm on drugs eye-movement* will be emphatically conquered and dettered by the horrendous view of Phil Hellmuth and Mike Matusow being low stacked, and being forced to start the final table without their respective shirts.
Lon: So who is your favorite Norm?
Norm: Annie Duke and Clonie Gowan, the first two women ever to make it to a WSOSP final table (no, mention that this is the first please). We all know that a man can't concentrate when bra and panties are in sight and plain view. So I've come to the conclusion that once the two women lose a couple pots they will be unstoppable.
Lon: Are you saying that the women's strategy will be to lose the first few pots on purpose, in order to win later.
Norm: Yes, that's exactly what will happen. Because we all know it, the WSOSP is rigged so that the women will win, and the men to just go down in flames.
-----Yes I'm bored at work, but not bored enough to finish this, lol.
Preview of WSOSP ESPN broadcast-----
Lon: And here we are at famous Binions casino, for the 1st annual WSOSP, the World Series of Strip Poker. The final table is set, with a few pros and a couple amateurs, Norm who do you consider the favorite here?
Norm: Well, normally my pick would have to be Phil Ivey, considering I am secretly in love with him and pick him in every single tournament he plays because I don't have the guts to make a serious pick, but today I don't think he'll have his A-game. Ivey's trademark *I'm on drugs eye-movement* will be emphatically conquered and dettered by the horrendous view of Phil Hellmuth and Mike Matusow being low stacked, and being forced to start the final table without their respective shirts.
Lon: So who is your favorite Norm?
Norm: Annie Duke and Clonie Gowan, the first two women ever to make it to a WSOSP final table (no, mention that this is the first please). We all know that a man can't concentrate when bra and panties are in sight and plain view. So I've come to the conclusion that once the two women lose a couple pots they will be unstoppable.
Lon: Are you saying that the women's strategy will be to lose the first few pots on purpose, in order to win later.
Norm: Yes, that's exactly what will happen. Because we all know it, the WSOSP is rigged so that the women will win, and the men to just go down in flames.
-----Yes I'm bored at work, but not bored enough to finish this, lol.