Poker Movie Quotes Mash-Up: Let's play a game!

[xOneCoolHandx]

Easy ones:

Momma always said the flop was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

May the flop be with you.

You musta learn balancing your range Danielson.

Harder:

I pity the fool who tries to bluff into a rock.

You either get busy bluffing or you get busy folding.

Ones that already reference poker:

Maybe poker just isn't your game Ike, I know, let's have a spelling contest.

Sometimes nuttin can be a real cool hand (obviously top choice in my book).

 

[RhinoRyan89]

Quote from a more recent film

"I am Inevitable" "And i am Phil Helmuth"

 

[RhinoRyan89]

,Quote from one of my Favorite films

Break the Dam! Release the River Card

 

[Goggelheimer]

Player with 2 BB says: “I'll be back.”
Bullie Chipleader says: “Resistance is futile.”
Another not so nice one: BB with AA to the UTG player: “Go ahead, make my day”

I hope I got the idea of this contest from @Tammy.

Not so easy for non native english speakers.

 

[pentazepam]

Player with 2 BB says: “I'll be back.”
Bullie Chipleader says: “Resistance is futile.”
Another not so nice one: BB with AA to the UTG player: “Go ahead, make my day”

I hope I got the idea of this contest from @Tammy.

Not so easy for non native english speakers.

1. Terminator movies ( The Terminator)

2. Star Trek: First Contact (and some others too)

3. Dirty Harry (Sudden Impact).

Here is my own:

1. You had me at 'all in'

2. I feel the need... the need for chips.

 

[pentazepam]

I make an extra post with my own mash-up quotes in addition to my reply above if it is easier to find.

A. You had me at 'all in'

B. I feel the need... the need for chips.

 

[seiya1989]

I don't know who you are but I'll look at you, I'll pay you and I'll win.

 

[john_entony]

"As it turns out, this chatty, tattooed gypsy is a gypsy poker champion. Which means he's harder than a coffin nail. But that's not what Tommy's thinking about right now. Tommy knows that if Luxury George doesn't find the money for another rebuy in a few minutes, he, Tommy, will be buried with him."

 

[Tammy]

Player with 2 BB says: “I'll be back.”
Bullie Chipleader says: “Resistance is futile.”
Another not so nice one: BB with AA to the UTG player: “Go ahead, make my day”

I hope I got the idea of this contest from @Tammy.

Not so easy for non native english speakers.

You didn't change the quotes, but that's ok, because you gave a poker scenario with them! We aren't being sticklers for "rules" so much as we want you to have fun with it and put your thinking caps on. So far, I am loving what everyone is coming up with! 😄

 

[bablovod]

A: Whose money is this?
B: Those are chips, baby.
A: Whose chips are these?
B: It's Negreanu's.
A: Who's Negreanu?
B: Negreanu's busted, baby. Negreanu's busted.

I think it's pulp fiction.

 

[Tammy]

I think it's pulp fiction.

Ohh! Good guess! I almost figured it out, but couldn't quite place it.

 

[Sebbour]

I think it's pulp fiction.

yes

 

[Luvepoker]

Movie 1

geez dad you must have played fifty flops.
That's nothing to be proud of rusty,
50 flops. Hmm

movie 2

Welcome everybody I am your damn dealer.
Now I'm about the deal for you a fully functioning poker game.
So please nobody steal from the dam blinds and please play all the damn flops you want.
Now are there any damn questions.
Yeah where do I get the damn cards.

 

[Reload]

David...if you call him, he will win...

 

[hobojim1247]

Is that a gun in your pocket , or aces in the hole?

 

[x patrice x]

I'm "in"... - ..."all-in"!

 

[ebazynski]

OK, these aren't too good, but here goes:

"Aces, we don't need no stinkin Aces!"
"I love the smell of fish in the morning."
"I'm a lean, mean, bluffing machine."

 

[SpanRmonka]

It's just a flush wound.

Bring out yer Card Dead

 

[belizebum]

'If I only had a hand"
"Replay, we have a problem"
"There's no crying in poker"
"If you have it, he will fold"
"Dead, Card Dead"
"That'll do (insert your league nemesis here), that'll do.
"You had me at Shuffle up and Deal"

 

[CRStals]

We Find It's Always Better To Fire Poker Tournaments On A Friday

 

[ScooperNova]

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people my friend. Those with full houses, and those who rebuy. You rebuy.

 

[Dejange]

Bond, Pot Bond

 

[belladonna05]

There's no crying in poker!
Oops edit as I was posting from the first page. League of their own.

You shall not river me!

 

[belladonna05]

I make an extra post with my own mash-up quotes in addition to my reply above if it is easier to find.

A. You had me at 'all in'

B. I feel the need... the need for chips.

Jerry Maguire
Top Gun

 

[ADRI7HO]

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"All-in !!!! "

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