This has absolutely nothing to do with the thread, but I thought I should share.
My boss at work gives EVERYONE nicknames. Being the newish girl, she hadn't found one for me yet. Then one day she decided to call me "Patty", because she said I reminded her of a Patty that she knew. It stuck when I actually answered to her calling me Patty.
To add to that, we work in close quarters, so often times we gals have to scoot past one another, which often means that our booties bump. I joked that I always bring "Bob" to work with me, and "Bob" has a tendency to get in the way (B.O.B. = Big Ol' Butt
). Thus, I became "Patty Bob".
Sometime after that, I somehow ended up catching a fly with my gloved hand, so I became "Patty Bob Flyhand". But apparently that wasn't enough for my boss...she determined that we needed to throw a "Joe" in there somewhere. So my full name at work = Patty Joe Bob Flyhand.
Anyway, I figured you should all be afraid of the fact that I (sort of) share a name with JoeBob. And now that I've bored you with my work story that has absolutely nothing to do with this thread, you may commence in boring the ever-loving crap out of me with all your college ball talk.
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