Why I should be the QB for BUF or NYJ or the Bucs maybe...
Just came from the park across the street from me, as I often do when the weather is nice. Always enjoy feeding the ducks and geese in Pennypack Creek some bread, and especially excited with the new population of wood ducks.
First off, I am deadly accurate. Okay, it's just from maybe 20, 25 yds max - but I almost always get my duck. I'd say my completion percentage is around 75% - not including the roughly 5% I bean in the head. Yeah, there are a lot of INTs and turnovers, but keep in mind the rules rules are different - it's not 'dead bread' once it hits the water, unless the occasional fish gets to it first.
They have no ghost of a passing game whatsoever right now aside from the short game anyway. Stevie Johnson is a little banged up right now, so it's gonna be a handoff or short or slant route to F-Jax or Spiller for BUF - or with Holmes out, slot receiver Kerley or TE Kellen Winslow for the Jets - I believe I could easily handle all that. I realize that I haven't had much experience with defenders, just one homeless person. But with a few drills on my footwork, I should be good to go. And I'll accept half the starting salary, which should be in the neighborhood of a measly $200 - $250K
Looking at you too, Schiano, while you still have a job...
