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Sick of being called a donkey lolol
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[QUOTE="finaltable1, post: 5124489, member: 187503"] Sure buddy, sure.:rock: "And once grandma realised that she has a penis, she quits wearing a skirt and starts playing baseball" :captain: You sound like we're playing heads up, i'm waiting for KK-AA, and you're stealing my stack with 7-2 and K3:girlshit: "Bluff, steal, reads, tighten, loosen" omg you need to be a poker commentary on TV with jokes like that. Do you ever hit the money with such dispersion? Must be praying 3 hours per day, wear a rabbits paw and keep fingers crossed while pressing the mouse to win something by playing this way :) In general, above text sounds like a tilt. You're representing a noisy image at the table, a disturbing player who does not want to show his cards. When you hit a tight table or when you hit a tight opponent at loose table - you're normally out of the tournament. And I only mean that he has pocket overpair to your pocket AQ-AJ and such. So basically you're trying to say that you're often playing against opponents who don't want to go to showdown and allow you to steal their chips using your bluffs, and your opponents believe you, because you're in position and you look like you're representing the nuts? And they're also too dumb to let you read their cards, cause you're reading faces over the monitor. Am I getting your message correctly? And also, I believe that you're making a typical beginners mistake, you're thinking that premium hands are KK-AA? right? I can agree with you in one single case, if my stack is under 40bb and there is less than 2 hours left till the money at normal speed. In other cases, if my stack is above 100bb, then the premium hand is any nut hand, for example 8 high straigh on K 7 8 4 2 is a premium hand with pocket 56s against some AK or KQ. So think about preflop and postflop tightness, I believe that you're getting things incorrectly. You have to decide, what you're playing for? Are you playing to win, or you're playing to have fun jumping up and down, playing hide'n'seek games with fingers crossed? Outs-shmouts, bluffs, reads - forget about this BS, and ask yourself, do you understand why the dealer in BlackJack stops at 17 and the casino is always in profit? Do you understand why there is 37 numbers (36+zero) at roulette table and the payout 35 to 1 for the number or 2 to 1 for the black\red or odd/even? Because it was well calculated long time ago, and that's why casino earns profit in the long run. Can you make a stable profit in the long run by playing online poker like you're recommending with such crazy dispersion? I believe that you can only have some fun by doing this and in the long run you'll keep depositing without a chance to win something big. And no need to compare real life poker that you see on TV with online poker. It's two different games.:rock: [/QUOTE]
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