Original poker quotes

[Captainine9]

I've seen a few threads for sharing favourite poker quotes, but we always have some good catchphrases comming up when talking about poker. So, I propose that in this thread we share some lines that could be used as poker quotes, but are of your own authorship. I'll start with examples such as:
"Poker is the art of choosing the right battles"
Or
"Learning to play poker is also learning to wait for the right time"
Doesn't sound too original, and were probably already said, but I have never read those anywhere lol
So, have you got any lines to share as your own poker quotes? Please do!

 

[Emily Trott]

"My tactic is to play by the seat of my pants. Unfortunately I often get spanked."

 

[dannystanks]

“Keep learning because you don’t know what you don’t know.”

 

[Pokerpoet2]

Phil Ivey once said "Playing Poker is Fun, But there is No Fun in Losing"
Basically I agree with him. Poker should always be Fun, gambling with Money you can afford to throw away, means even if you Lose, It won't hurt so bad!
Play within your Limits, and let your bankroll Dictate How much you can buy-in for, is the sensible way to play.

 

[RALF_AK]

In addition to knowledge, experience and skill... the big secret to growth in poker is respecting your Bankroll... play tournaments or events that are close to 1/100.

 

[Igor G]

I have a few favourites

 

[john_entony]

My poker quote that I made up in CardsChat tournaments on Replay Poker is "feed the fox". I use it when I win key hands in a tournament. This quote is similar to the poker phrase "ship it!".

 

[R.Melnyk77]

My favourite quote:
Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well. - Jack London

 

[louuu19]

"Poker is the art of knowing when to fold your hand, not just your cards."

 

[R.Holynskyi]

Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.

 

[dreamer13]

Learning to play two pair correctly is as difficult as getting a college education, and just as expensive.

 

[Liedust]

luck is a factor...never a system

 

[VNagy333]

The house is gone and the fence is gone.

 

[Rob Hobson]

"Fold and live to fold again"